When I was 18 last April, my coworker and I actually fucked after we wanted to for a long while, even though she had a boyfriend.
After we did it we went to her neighbors house whom I have never met before and got so fucking stoned from a fat as bong it was unbelievable. Weed makes me hella horny, and apparently her as well so we started dry humping then I just told her to suck my dick.
Now where I'm getting at is that I recently saw the South Park movie and I was thinking about the Uncle Fucker song where Terrance says "suck my balls!" at the end. I say it to her and she does it. I was thinking it was so awesome to actually say it to somebody and they will do it.
That also happened to be the day when I lost my virginity. Fucking sweet I'd say!