Does anyone have any good masterbation stories?
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by Anonymous on Jun 17, 2007 at 6:04 AM
ummmm. Let me think..........nope
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by Anonymous on Jun 17, 2007 at 10:16 AM
Yes but you sound like a jerk,so I'm not going to tell you.
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by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2007 at 4:19 PM
My sister dared me to jack myself off in front of some of her girfriends. I was hesitant at first, but i did beat my meat in front of them. When I shot my wad, they all applauded. They were laughing while I was stroking my pork.
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by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2007 at 11:56 PM
I was face down in bed, and humping my pillow while my husband watched me and jacked off. All the while, I pretended my pillow was Jessica Alba's pussy mound, and that I was fucking her. Finally, when I made myself cum for the third time, I was jackhammering my pussy up and down into my pillow.
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by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2007 at 7:47 AM
Of course you did.
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by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2007 at 9:04 AM
Thank you for believing me.
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by Anonymous on Jun 19, 2007 at 10:29 PM
Uh...I'm actually poster 5732, aka the pillow humper. And I've got the pussy cum stains on my pillow to prove it.
Who are you?
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by Anonymous on Jun 20, 2007 at 6:08 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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by Anonymous on Jun 20, 2007 at 10:22 PM
Hey, my husband doesn't say eeeewwwww when watching me sexually assaulting my pillows and other inanimate objects. And he's got the tired wrist to prove it.
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by Anonymous on Jun 21, 2007 at 8:47 AM
That just seems retarded humping a pillow. What other objects do you hump.
Would you hump my face?
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by Anonymous on Jun 21, 2007 at 11:08 PM
Actually, humping a pillow feels really sweet. As for other things I've humped, they are: stuffed animals, bunched up blankets, the bed, and my husbands' leg. I have humped his face once before - and almost smothered him.
As for humping your face, I don't think my hubby would like that.
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by Anonymous on Jun 22, 2007 at 1:36 AM
Too bad, I would have loved it. Oh, if you weren't married, would you sit your ass on my face.
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by Anonymous on Jun 29, 2007 at 11:16 PM
i was jacking off and squirted sperm everywhere. amazing...isn't it?
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by Anonymous on Jul 1, 2007 at 5:18 PM
What does this have to do with post 5741?
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