Only At Mardi Gras

This happened about 10 years ago. My wife Shannon and I just had our first Chloe a couple of months earlier. She worked hard to get her figure back and was very close to losing all her baby weight. Prior to having kids we used to go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras every year, we both enjoyed the party and Shannon had no problem “earning” beads. I asked if she’d like to go, we hadn’t been away from the baby at all, and she gave a very eager yes! We left the baby with her mom and got a room a block of Bourbon Street for the weekend. The first night there we avoided the crowd and hit a few bars in the area. Saturday afternoon we were walking down Bourbon Street, Shannon flashed he still very heavy tits to men on balconies and handed me the beads.

A group of guys came up and asked to see them. As she negotiated for the beads she wanted, the crowd grew. When they agreed she unbuttoned her shirt and lifted her bra, then she held them up so they could see. One of te guys reached out to touch them and we both told them no touching! As she showed a couple more times, the same guy reached up to try and grab her tit. Shannon stepped back, and then squeezed her boob hard squirting him and another guy in the face with a stream of breast milk! Everyone around burst out laughing at him as he backed away wiping his face. I got a big laugh out of it, and still chuckle when I think of it.

But, maybe you had to be there to find the humor in it, I’m not sure.