Well they won, and guys being guys voted the one butt-ugly guy on the team MVP even though he didn't play all that well. Wanted to get him laid, I suppose. And he picked me.
I need to get out of this. I'd have blown him (they all look pretty much the same down there but I don't think I can make myself let a man-beast kiss me. Ugghhh. Why did I agree to this?
Maybe I can convince him to do me doggy style. Then I won't have to kiss him or even look at him. And that way I still do what I promised to.


