I'm a cheerleader and a group of us decided that to make them play there best, if the guys won an important game they'd all get blown and whoever they voted as MVP could pick one of us to sleep with.

Well they won, and guys being guys voted the one butt-ugly guy on the team MVP even though he didn't play all that well. Wanted to get him laid, I suppose. And he picked me.

I need to get out of this. I'd have blown him (they all look pretty much the same down there but I don't think I can make myself let a man-beast kiss me. Ugghhh. Why did I agree to this?

Maybe I can convince him to do me doggy style. Then I won't have to kiss him or even look at him. And that way I still do what I promised to.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 8, 2007 at 4:59 PM

You made the bet, so pay the price, cunt.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 8, 2007 at 9:54 PM

Speaking for all us ugly guys, maybe he has a good heart -maybe he's funny - maybe he's an intelligent guy. Just give the guy a chance, you might actually like him.
And just to let you know, I met a hot blonde eight years ago who was able to see past my looks, and said yes when I asked her to marry me. We even have a little girl now (thankfully with her mother's looks).

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 9, 2007 at 7:16 AM

This just keeps getting better. The condom broke. And I was his first, so he cummed about a gallon.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 10, 2007 at 12:44 AM

Well it serves you right for being a filthy little whore.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 10, 2007 at 11:22 AM

Why don't you kiss his ass for one hour and you won't have to see his face. Kiss his ass with lipstick on your lips.
Take a picure of his ass with all the lipstick prints on his ass. Then give him the picture to give him a constant reminder that you kissed his ass.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 10, 2007 at 6:55 PM

Well you can always turn off the lights. or use the old famous I'm on my peroid line

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 11, 2007 at 8:23 AM

Just say no, or are you retarded as well as a slut? And your story is full of bull shit anyway...what sports team has cheerleaders right now?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 11, 2007 at 11:04 AM

Why don't jackoffs like you answer the right post. You should have replied to post #6362, the original post.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2007 at 12:43 AM

You're a pathetic braindead slut and we all hate you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2007 at 4:07 AM

I don't hate her,but I think that I would hate you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2007 at 4:53 PM

i'd bang ya

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 12, 2007 at 4:55 PM

That is classy. Classy line for a classy post for a even classier web-page. Good job!

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