Silent Farts

After having Taco Bell I did some shopping at Walmart and let's just say when I was looking at some blenders I felt gas coming out of my ass and luckily it was a fart so I farted but no one heard me but when a group of teenagers walked by my I could hear them complaining about the smell and then I could smell i myself and realized I let out a Silent art.

When I went to check out I felt the same feelings again and let out another Silent Fart and I think he Cashier could smell my fart along with the people waiting in line behind me.

When I went home to go to the bathroom, I looked at my underwear and saw that I had shit my pants inside of Walmart with my silent farts that lead me to shitting my pants inside of Walmart.

I guess that's the result of having Taco Bell for Lunch.