Least Probable Way To Meet A Woman

Some years ago I was in France and was walking back from the bread store when a young woman walking towards me lost her wrap around skirt. I jumped and caught the skirt and returned it to her. Embarrassed she stammered in her broken English. This accidental encounter led to this long term relationship with her. She speaks better English, and my French has improved. Unlike American women, she is shy and quiet. But incredibly sexy and demure.

It would be inappropriate for me to comment on our sex life. The little I can say is that no woman has made me feel so good.