Caught My Mom

My mom went on a date the other night. By the time she came home (11:30 or so) I had gone to bed.

When I heard the car in the driveway, I looked outside to make sure she got in the house okay. She took along time getting out of the car so my eyes adjusted to the darkness. I faintly could see (what looked like) her giving the guy head in the front seat.

A little while later, she left the car and came into the house. No sooner did I hear her brushing her teeth!

Wow, you cannot make this stuff up!