I am just informing you that I have a bunch of sex toys including a swing. I am going to fuck myself before I go to work! So see you later!
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by Anonymous on Jun 2, 2008 at 3:56 PM
OK
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by Anonymous on Jun 3, 2008 at 12:12 AM
This only matters to me if you're a chick.
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by Anonymous on Jun 3, 2008 at 10:55 AM
First, you should learn how to spell, it's MASTURBATION, second, I'm sure you are too young to even be on this site, so get off this webpage and go learn how to spell.
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by Anonymous on Jun 3, 2008 at 4:00 PM
No, actually I am an adult and I come on this site all the time. Get off your high horse about the grammer and spelling. At the time the only thing on my mind was going upstairs and fucking myself, not the correct way to spell masturbation.I will care about how bad my spelling may be on something as stupid as this when you go and get a fucking life! Seriously, this is a confessions web site not a God damned English class! I am more concerned with your lack of personality than my inability to please assholes like you with a confession.
FYI: I am a female!
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by Anonymous on Jun 3, 2008 at 9:52 PM
FYI: I'm the guy who asked if you were female. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I got the impression you thought I was the same guy who bitched about your spelling and grammer - I am not he.
Just to let you know, I think it's hot when women masturbate. My wife is a masturbator, and I get to watch her play with herself and hump her pillows all the time.
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by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2008 at 3:12 PM
I was aware that you were not the same person. That person has been on here forever, bitching about spelling and other errors. I am usually very careful about my spelling and grammar on this site, because people have nothing better to do but belittle others here. I understand that it is just a petty attempt to inflate their own self worth so I take what ever they say with a grain of salt. However, on that particular day I was not in the mood to read it. So I have to admit, I lost my temper...which is just what he was trying to do. Oh well, he is not worth the frustration and I am over it!
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by Anonymous on Jul 22, 2009 at 10:22 PM
My husband calls me a frigid bitch because I'm not too good at sex so he said I have to give him a hand job everynight.
If we're watching TV..it's handjob time. A movie? Handjob time. A dark fancy restaurant? Handjob time.
He punishes me if I don't do it. Does this sound unhealthy or is it just me?
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