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Funny As Fuck
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Straight Male / 24
New Neighbors
My room mate is a loose canon. I recently moved into a home with him. We both met playing sports in college and have been good mates since.
When we moved in to my new place, a married couple welcomed us with some cookies. Super nice gesture but my roommate was obsessing over how hot the wife was. I’m talking Instagram level hottie with lip fillers, a face lift, and a smoking hot body. He was not being discreet, apparent by the husband who was cutting every conversation short to leave.
After they left he was telling me how she was practically all eyes over her. I was skeptical, but I also did see her having a good time while they were teasing each other. We were also wearing tank tops and shorts, which I’m sure was not appropriate for a first meet.
Regardless yesterday during work I get a message with no context from him. It read: Yo bro you need to see this. It’s a video, I open it and immediately close it when I realize it’s a video of him giving back shots to a blonde with a nice ass.
He sends another message: bro it’s the neighbor, her husband is gone for the weekend! Get over here!
Thank god it was during the end of my shift. I went home and tagged team her pussy with my mate. We fucked her all weekend and even in her home. Such a sneaky slut.
When we moved in to my new place, a married couple welcomed us with some cookies. Super nice gesture but my roommate was obsessing over how hot the wife was. I’m talking Instagram level hottie with lip fillers, a face lift, and a smoking hot body. He was not being discreet, apparent by the husband who was cutting every conversation short to leave.
After they left he was telling me how she was practically all eyes over her. I was skeptical, but I also did see her having a good time while they were teasing each other. We were also wearing tank tops and shorts, which I’m sure was not appropriate for a first meet.
Regardless yesterday during work I get a message with no context from him. It read: Yo bro you need to see this. It’s a video, I open it and immediately close it when I realize it’s a video of him giving back shots to a blonde with a nice ass.
He sends another message: bro it’s the neighbor, her husband is gone for the weekend! Get over here!
Thank god it was during the end of my shift. I went home and tagged team her pussy with my mate. We fucked her all weekend and even in her home. Such a sneaky slut.
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