The Oblivious Exhibitionist

I got home from work Tuesday and see my wife (33, 5'3", 135 lbs, brunette, C cups, fat mom ass), and I was instantly like, "Goddamn woman, let's go!" She was wearing her typical jean shorts and a loose light purple v-neck shirt, but her shirt was almost completely transparent. Underneath she had on a black half cup push up bra that she likes to wear, and at least half of each nipple was completely visible out the top of her bra. The other half of each nipple was still mostly visible through her bra. As I went over and started groping her she was like, "what's gotten into you?" I said "these amazing tits!" She just chuckled a little and as she looked down she started to freak out. I said "what's wrong with you?" As she is freaking out she says she forgot to put on her undershirt. She said, "I went to Walmart...and the post office... and the gas station. Oh my god I flashed everyone! Now I know why everyone was being so talkative. OH GOD, that's why the boy at the gas station was acting so weird." I'm dying laughing at this point, she wasn't amused. I assured her that even though she looks fantastics with her tits half out, they're just tits, everyone has seen some before. Not going to lie, thinking of her strutting around all day with her tits exposed was a huge turn on.