The 4th Of July From Hell Part 2

But turns out it was a rival of Steven's who called himself Gary Mercury as Steven and Gary engaged in a fight on top of the Ecto One.

Steven and Gary fought towards where the food was as the two began throwng hot dogs, hamburgers, ribs, chicken, potato salad, pies making a big mess.

Then my Brother in LAw Frank AKA Fat Frank showed up wearing a thong and poled dance on the flag pole and then fell o his fatass as I laughed but was scarred for life from seeing Fat Frank's fat stomach.

Then here comes my other nephew Harry who as in his underwear and socks and clpped his hands over his head chanting "Harry Underpants...Harry Underpants."

Chad and Harry than had a dance off in their underwear where they both tried breakdancigng in their underwear until Steven launched Gary into them and then smashed the boombox then took out a VHS Tape to hit both Steven and Harry with before Gary Mercury hit teven with the Boombox.

Then Gary laid Steven on a table as Gary tried to climb the Roof of the house.

Gary then jumped off the roof only for Steven to move out of the way as Gary crashed through the table as Steven took a Firecracker and attached it to a vHS Tape, li the fuse and then went over to hit Gary Mercury with an Exploding Video as Steven went over ot pin Gary Mercury and the referee counted 1, 2, and then 3 as he raised Steven's Hand in Victory The Videomaster Wins.

The Ref raised The Videomaster's hand in victory but then Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, McKenna Grace, and Celeste O' Connor showed up to the Cookout from Hell.

Steven armd with a VHS Tape ried to attack them but Finn would dodge like a Ninja saying "Gotta be faster than that." and dared Finn to hit him.

Then out comes Fred after shitting up my bathroom wearing an American Flag thong as Fred picked up his foot and smelled his feet as Finn and Logan looked grossed out but Steven took the oppourtunity to hit Finn Wolfhard in the Head with an exploding VHS Tape and shouted he hit him with a video.

Then God Old J.R. on commentary shouted at the top of his lungs. "HE HIT IM WITH a VIDEO...HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDE...BAH GAWD THE VIDEOMASTER JUST SMASHED FINN WOLFHARD'S BRAINS IN WITH AN EXPLOSIVE VHS TAPE. WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER."

The Videomaster than readied another VHS Tape to hit Logan Kim with as Logan Kim to his shoe off and tried to use it as a weapon only for Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer to sneak up behind Steven to hit him in the head with VHS Tapes as they High Fived Logan and tried to revive Finn Wolfhard after getting hit with an explosive VHS Tape.

Asher and Jack carried Finn to the Ecto 1 as Asher took the wheel as Steven got up and gave chase to them al lby getting in his truck and chasing The Ghostbusters and Shazam Brothers out of Bellevue.

Then Fred tried to snatch my burger, put his foot in my burger, and sucked his toes on my burgr.

Fran who is Fred's brother took the burger and rubbed them on his titties..

So I took some firecrackers to some VHS Tapes to hit them both in their heads with explosive VHS Tapes.

With all of the fighting and foolishness a big food fight and the lighting of fireworks on this Independence Day.