Getting My Set Of Balls

I was a 28 year old Accounting Manager. Our new CEO was hired to bring about changes. At our review for his first quarterly Financials he dictated that we recognize pending POs as Sales. Pending is a sale department assessment, an order however not submitted. We never recognized that as revenue.

I was totally uncomfortable, my boss told me to book the sales, or step aside and he would get someone else to do it. At midnight I called my old boss. He was totally professional, suggested I write it up and support my conclusion with accounting literature. He called back a minute later. Time to grow a set of balls.

I presented my case the following day, I was accused of insubordination. Resigning meant I gave up my bonus and my stock options. My exboss asked me how it felt having a set of balls. I was fired with prejudice. My exboss told me to go into the ladies' room and get a good hard look at my new package.

Without a job I accepted a position with him as first in line for his attention, aka analyst to the boss. From the frying pan into the fire. He gave me a choice, and it involved sex with him. Quit and live with him and be his at home sex partner. And other things. The reason I changed jobs was because of being his favorite girl. Now in a take it or leave it situation, unemployed and straight to his bedroom or a slow walk back through the office as his favorite girl. Damned if you do or damned if you don't.

Grow up and shut up. He always wanted me with balls.

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