My Ticket

I got pulled over Friday night while driving home from our 10th wedding anniversary dinner. Terri has always promised that for out 10th, I could finally do some butt stuff, but as we got close, I knew she was going to back out.
We had a great dinner, and although she had 3 glasses of wine, I only had Heineken 0.0’s. Well, I guess in order to make the evening special, she decided that I needed road head to make up for what I wasn’t going to get when we got home. Especially if I had to drive the babysitter home.
It was a little rough trying to get the steering wheel high enough, my seat reclined and my pants low enough for her to get where she needed to be, but there we were, driving down the interstate with my hand on the back of her head, and it was great. Really great until the blue and red lights flashed on in the rear view mirror. The trooper got to the door as I was trying to get my pants zipped. Terri was laughing her ass off. I was blushing. The officer was not amused.
On October 22nd I have to appear regarding my Driving While Distracted summons.
We got home to me being too pissed of to want to collect any type of anniversary sex.