Unexpected

I stopped off at my usual bar after work. A black guy came over & sat next to me. I said hi & he responded. Then he said can I see the pictures on your cell phone?
Well, I knew I had some porn pics on it but I handed him my phone. He pulled up a pic of a well hung naked black guy & said have you sucked him? I laughed & said I wish! He said I have one almost that big & pulled my hand to his crotch. I felt it & said nice. He said you can have it for $100. I said I wish I had $100 but not even close. He said hand me your wallet. I handed it to him & he said damn, $32. It will do. Lets go fill your mouth. So we went out behind the bar & I got on my knees, he pulled it out & I sucked it til it filled my mouth. He never saw the $100 bill I had hidden in a slot in my wallet.