Let's Celebrate Our Macho Men, Our Alphas

Macho. It is popular to denigrate and hate Macho. But Mexican, and most Latina women from Mexico to South America much prefer Macho to Marica. Marica is feminine, gay, weak, males who look and act and are Beta. Latinas want Alpha, Macho.

So what if your man tells you to bring his beer or coffee. That's being attentive. So what if your man hands off your poopie baby, mothers are in their element. So what if your man tells you no you can't buy that. So what? Do you really want your man in an apron? Changing the baby? Doing the laundry? No way, my man washes the car, mows the lawn, works to support me.

I'm 100% Latina, my man is Latino, muy Macho, the boss of the house, king of kings. My man doesn't hit me, he respects me, I don't 'disobey' to anger him, I respect him. I walk beside him, push the baby. I cook for him, serve him. He's my man. I am proud that he has never doubted my virginity for him. I respected myself, and he respects me for it.

Everyone has different sexual behavior, my man makes sure I'm first in his mind, he makes love to his lady. I wake up beside him, turn on his shower, fix his coffee. When he sees me, I'm his woman. No need to remind me, remind my family, remind his friends and strangers. I am his woman and I make sure everyone knows that.

Latinas do not like Maricas, we do not want 'the new masculine' rewrite. Men, males, machos, alphas, make women happy. And as a proud Latina I want a man beside me.