Opposites Attract

I’m friends with a girl in my condominium complex. She is, in every sense of the word, a lesbian. I don’t particularly find her attractive and she’s not the most attractive lesbian. But she has needs, as do I.

Every so often, merely out of pure convenience, she will send me a text message feeling a little lonely, a little needy and my door is open to friends. She rides me off into the sunset for about 15 minutes. Then she’ll get on the back and I’ll bone her for another 15 minutes. Then she’ll just get up and leave.