it was one late friday night and my co-workers down at my company and i have this tradition of heading over to our favorite bar and having a few drinks every friday night after work. An hour and a half goes by and we'er all about to go home i didn't drink enough to be close to drunk but i did have so much that i needed to take a monster piss so before i left i walked into the mens room and it reeked so bad that i decide to hold it till i get home. now i had forgotten that my nefew was commig from california to live with me because he had gotten into this really good high school in manhattan. also i live alone so as long as there is no company over i hang around my house naked. so i arrive home (bladder still full) strip off my work cloths untill ime in my birthday siute and take a seat on my couch. now i'm about to turn on thr TV when i see that the remote had roled under the couch, so i had to squat down and feel around under the couch for it. then all of a suddin i hear two earthshaking explosions folowed by a blackout that left as quikly as i came. (apparently two transformers in the sewer pipes exploded.) now i was completly unprepared for that and i scared the hell out of me, or should i say piss, because right then and there i lost control of my bladder and pissed all over the floor (leaving a large yellow puddle on my white tile) and my nefew concerned at what happend came down staires only to see me squatting in the nude peeing on the floor and then craks up luaghing. even now he still won't shut up about how his uncle got so scared took a leak on his own floors.