three months ago I had this big BBQ in my backyard and obviously i had alot to drink with my friends, the next day my badder feels like a water baloon thats gonna blow up with piss. so i try to pee but nothings comming out i think "hmpf it will pass "it didn't so the next day i whent to my doctor he says its no problem. so he gives me the whole pedeactric check up thing and then gives me a shot thats supposed to make the the muscles in my urinary badder contract (sort of like a laxative for piss) then he tells me to "drop the breifs" and then starts pressing on precice spots on abbdomin and around my penis i have somwhat of a gut so he has to push a little harder than usiual. the stuff starts to work I think " I"m cured I'm crued" but see i had about three days of stored up piss in my badder and he was puishing on it pretty hard so i loose control over it and end up pissing on his face( my face turned red out of humilliation). now every year or so when i go in for my physical he puts on a golie mask and says "just in case".

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by Anonymous on Jan 13, 2007 at 9:26 PM

First of all its a BLADDER, not a BADDER. Second of all your story smells of bull-s h i t, as it supposidly happened just 3 months back yet you later talk of what you do each year since then, when you go for additional check ups. One other thing; if a doctor gave or did something to you to make you pee do you really think he would be sitting there with your thing aimed at him. Total Bull.

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