I was once so depserate to pee on the bus home that I began to piss myself. I was with a bunch of mates after a lunchtime spent drinking. I already need to go when I was waiting for the bus butI'm one of those guys who's a bit pee shy and did't want to piss in the street where people might see me so I held it. The bus journey became agony and the worse it got the more stupid I felt until I had to announce that I was getting of the bus as I need to pee. My mates thought it ws hilarios and were ribbing me as I wanderd to the front of the bus to get off. Just as the bus pulled into the stop a dribble escaped me and then another. I legged it off the bus but there were loads of people about and no place to releive myself. I ran towards a little park but lost it before i could get there - pissed all down my legs, soaked my jeans and then had an very embarrasing walk the rest of the way home at only 4pm in the afternoon so everyone could see that I'd pissed myself. Luckily my friends weren't there to see it happen. I'm STILL embarrased althugh I see the funny side too. I[m glad I'm not the only one it's happened to.

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by Anonymous on Aug 28, 2007 at 3:21 PM

beer does it to everyone, wait until you shit yourself

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