Yesterday I saw this amazing body walking down the street as I was driving so I drove around to get another look. As she walked into the grocery store I decided I needed to go shopping too. Found her at the deli waiting for some cold cuts but there was a line so I got in one behind her. She had long black hair and the tightest of stretch jeans and although she never had her legs clamped shut she was bouncing about like she needed to take a bad pee. I'm so pissed at me for not trying to talk to her.