Across The Pond Ideas Of Marriage

While a poor graduate student I saw a flyer on the hitching post at college. "About to graduate, don't want to go back to England, looking for eligible bachelor for English girl".

I took the flyer with me a a couple of weeks later I called the number.

Serious party only need apply, so I told her 'what's in it for me'. Well you get an English girl, she said. 'Are you a virgin?' I asked. What do you mean by 'virgin', she answered.

Virgin is virgin, I answered. My kids will only come out of a virgin mother.

Well in that case, I'm a virgin.

We got married and the request for permanent resident was submitted. She said that her virginity was previous and didn't want to lose it. I had to enforce the rule. Married you get pregnant.

Against her better wishes she made three little girls. All English from an English mother. Time passed and she told me, it's only because it was for the getting pregnant that I agreed. Had you forced yourself on me, I would have used the garden sheers on you.

Her feelings known we had separate bedrooms. 'Do what you do, just don't get me involved'.

Everything was moving along well, until she found out I was seeing this other girl. 'That's not what I said' she told me. 'Do what you do, you know' and with that she air jerked the room.

She's getting used to red blooded American 'duties', either she gives it up, or I'm going elsewhere. She counts the time, a demerit system. So many demerits she gets a dress or something. I'm currently deeply in debt to her, far too many demerits for me to keep track of.