Gift Left On My Desk

This something disgusting is nothing that I did....

This morning I came into work and before I put my purse and coffee cup down on my desk I wipe off my desk surface with a Clorox wipe.

Before I wiped i notice wetness on my blotter and keyboard. I also noticed scraggly black hairs all over my desk. Upon closer inspection the hair looked like pubic hair. I stopped and then studied the wetness. Is it? Could it be?? IT IS! IT'S FUCKING CUM!!! ALL OVER MY DESK!!! WHY??? WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS???

It's fucking gross... And there is only one guy that works here at night!!!!