He and I work together at Amazon, which has a list of motivational poster captions that are supposed to be our "values".

So he's my boss and we're both married and unhappy and busy with our kids.

We provide each other a little relief in the office.

He's well hung for a white man. (I've had black before.)

My jaw was tired from blowing him and I asked if he could just jerk off into my mouth.

He recited one of the principles and we both cracked up.