I would but my clit is bigger than your little puny dick so all the girls are too busy eating me you fat smelly loser of a boy.
Whatever you say pussy. You don't know what you are missing. Your loss.
Dude; you really need to get yourself a life.
or a dick that he can see.
Are you kidding me. I can see my dick sticking out of the bottom of one of my pant legs. It's embarrassing but awesome. Needless to say, I can suck my own dick.
if you can suck your own dick, then why bother to ask anyone else???
He's in one of his fantasies. He's actually 3 inches hard and can't get any woman to touch his little dicky because he's such an embarrassment.
Oh ok then
That makes sense
Actualy, I have a 2 inch dick. No laughing please.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! !!!
Oh wait you said no laughing..
Oopsie
Stop laughing or I will stick my little dick in your mouth.
You might do that, but would anyone notice?
Get a life my ass.
Maybe when I put my dick in your mouth, my dick may grow to a full boner of 3-1/2 inches. Would that be enough cock for you to suck on?