I'm a guy, and I'm just wondering, are there ANY normal women out there? And don't just say, "Yeah, I'm normal," because you all THINK that, but to us, you're just as crazy as the next one. In every relationship I've been in, everything starts out great, but then she always turns absolutely psycho! Do women know what they want, or just perpetually want something different than what they have? I've tried the bad boy routine AND been the nice, sunsitive guy. I've been the funny, party guy AND the strong silent type. No matter what, invariably, I get cheated on. WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Sorry, I just found out she's cheating on me, and I'm a little drunk...