My breasts have gotten fuller and firmer. Last month, I was looking at them and they were almost flat! I was seriously thinking about getting them "done". Now they stand-up and out.

I've got a thick, fluffy white discharge and cramps.

The smell of raw meat makes me gag.

My period isn't due for another week, but I just know that I'm knocked up.

Damn, why did I let my husband screw me without a rubber?