I was writing something up on the marker board for my students recently one afternoon while I was doing a lesson review. Well having been born with a clumbsy gene in my family, I dropped the marker on the floor while I was writing. I didn't think anything of it, so I just squatted down to pick it up. But as I did, I FARTED so loud I nearly pooped my panties in the process. I was terribly embarrassed and not to mention, the sudden reaction being so quick I had no time to think about it before I felt a warm stream flowing out of my panties. I was already peeing so fast that there was no stopping it. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. Talk about humiliating. I ended up running down the hallway with pee running down my legs.