You are correct, you are the world's biggest piece of shit.
She didn't figure it out when you told her you "kissed" a woman, and then gave her genital warts?
When I was in the service and married I got stationed in the P.I. and tell you what, there are some beautiful women there who did things for cheap if you had American money. My cock is almost seven inches long, this woman swallowed it and was licking my balls, used her throat like suck machine. I would pay her, are you ready for this, $20 to stay at my place for the weekend and have sex. She would suck on me the whole time, not even joking, ride me for an hour just pumping herself up and down then get off and suck until I came. She would tell me all the time, "You make me your wife, you never have cum in your balls, always empty."
She told me the first few times I had her over and she rode my cock that she should be paying me because this feels really good. She asked me one day if she could bring a friend by to show her the ropes so to speak, teach her to deep throat, no extra money for me. Wow, that was fun! I told them I would give them an extra twenty to watch them sixty nine with each other and I had an absolute great time going back and forth fucking them.