Dear Bus Stop Girl,

The first time I heard it, I thought I was crazy. Then I realized after the second or third time we shared the bus stop that you were wearing some sort of vibrator, and that I could hear it zizzing away under your skirt.

I am sure that when you bought the vibrator, the box made claims like, "Silent! Discreet! Wear It Anywhere!", but I can tell you that when you cross your legs the other way, I can feel the vibrations in the aluminum bus seat, and if I am sitting close to you I can actually hear it. (!)

So I am wondering... why the vibrator? No time to meet anyone? Just looking for a cheap thrill? Like to feel like you are "getting away with something"?

Because I can tell you this. You are a knockout. I would knock twenty people out of my way just to have one chance to please you. I can't be the only man who looks at you and feels the same way.

In a way, I respect your bravery, and your willingness to explore your sexuality, but my mouth is wet and hot, and if its simple, unfettered pleasure you seek, I would gladly be the toy you are looking for.

Sincerely,
Bus Stop Guy