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My Cousin

This summer at a family gathering, my cousin "G" always very sexy and downright beautiful in her youth, and now at 58 is a bit chubby, but still sexy to me, and still looks like she's 30. She announced in front of all the relatives including her husband and my wife, that she always had the thought in her mind as we were growing up that we would move in together, most likely in whichever city I went to college, and share an apartment. I let it go at the time, no one thought much about it. Later away from everyone I said that if we had moved in together I'd never have been able to keep my hands off her, whether we're cousins or not. She said that keeping my hands off her, was never in her thought process. She always wanted to live with me sexually. Looking up at me, and we alone in the kitchen, everyone else scattered around in other rooms or outside, we kissed. Not only kissed, I grabbed one of her ample tits and after a few seconds she pushed my hand under her blouse and under her bra. She has super sensitive nipples and got weak in the knees from my playing with them.

We've been fucking ever since. At least these days she can't get pregnant. She is still an incredible fuck and though I'm not fucking the thin, young version of G I am fucking the slightly chubby, older version with dyed blonde hair and still dark brown on her pussy. Her husband can't fuck her anymore, and my wife doesn't want to fuck anymore except a few times a year. So we're both pretty free to fuck each other. It's really nice having someone you grew up with, grew up watching mature into a beautiful woman, and looking at her face as I push in and out of her with her legs wrapped around me, her big tits bouncing with every stroke. She is very vocal when she cums, and is multi orgasmic. I asked about trimming pussy hair in different shapes, shaving totally, even doing things like pee and such. She's up for anything I want to do. She seems to have a total love us sperm, she loves it in her mouth, on her face, her tits, up her ass, inside her pussy. She regularly will use her fingers and fish it out of her pussy and eat it in front of me, making a big show of it. Even at my age, that usually gets me hard again, and off we go!

Long last, I found the perfect, beautiful sex mate. . . my cousin.

The Bus Driver’s Wife

When I was in middle school it was really difficult for my friend and I to get to school since we didn’t quality for the school’s bus pass, and had to walk all the walk all the way to and from school.

One rainy day, as we’re walking, the bus stops by us and the driver tell us to hop in, and not to worry about the fare. We were super grateful and ended up chatting it up with the driver to the point where he told us he’d give us a free ride everytime he sees us, and we should just wait for his bus to come by. Over the next few weeks my friend and I waited for the bus driver (we’ll call him Bobby) and graciously accepted the free ride back home everyday.

One day he asks us how we earn money, and we let him know that since we were still 12 and 13, we still relied on our parents for any funding. He then mentioned a way for us to make money and it seemed to good to be true! Just come to his place and watch movies with his wife, who’s usually lonely while he drives around town. We easily agreed and a few days later, got introduced to his wife in their shabby home far away from school.

The wife, we’ll call her Jenny, was a heavy set woman in her mid 30s, but was incredibly nice and thanked us for watching movies with her, saying that she was willing to watch whatever we wanted.

“You guys probably want to watch something PG I guess?” She teased

We assured her that we’ve seen a lot of PG13 films, and even some Rated R ones, and she laughed and said we could choose from one of her many Rated R movies

We were super excited and picked out a scary movie to watch and sat besides her in either side while eating snacks and joking around. After a damn good time, she went to her purse and pulled out $50 and told us to share it evenly and come back again another time for more! We were super ecstatic with the $50 note, since at the time it was a lot more than what our parents were giving us!

Over the next few weeks, my friend and I would visit Jenny once a week and watch a different movie with her and get paid $50 each time! Too good to be true!


One day, before letting us choose a movie she asked us to tell her what we know about sex and adult films, to which we acted like we were very experienced with! She then asked if it was okay if she chose the movie this time, as she was in the mood for an adult film. We happy agreed since neither of us had actually seen a pornagraphic film before


She played the movie and it was a detailed sex story of a female teacher keeping her student for detention, and having sex with him on her desk. “Have you ever thought about your teacher like this?” She asked us

We admitted that there were some attractive teachers at school that we’ve fantasized about, and she smiled and asked, “you don’t care that she’s a little older?”

She gave a hearty laugh when my friend said older women are better since they have bigger boobs

She then slowly lifted up her shirt and showed her giant D Cups sitting in her bra and asked if we liked them

My friend and I, mesmerized by our first ever view of real life boobs, nodded dumbly

“You boys can touch if you want! There’s one for each of you!”

We slide our respective hands into her bra and fondled her tits for a few minutes and watched as she squirmed in pleasure

After a while she started rubbing her vagina under dress, the same way the woman in the film had rubbed hers

She unhooked her bra fully and said, “I’ll pay you each of you $100 to suck on both of my nipples. How does that sound?”

We happily agreed and sat there with her for an hour or so, sucking on her tits while she played with her pussy until she orgasmed

She handed us our money and told us to come back the next day if we wanted to learn something and we eagerly returned the next day after school

This time she was already naked sitting on the sofa with a porn video playing on the TV featuring 2 men and a woman

She asked us to take a seat and watch the film with her and we obliged, watching the people have sex on her screen.

She slowly ran her hands across our crotches and asked if we were enjoying ourselves

After we nodded yes and she directed us to stand in front of the TV with our clothes off

We slowly listened to her orders and faced towards her with our pre-pubescent cocks in our hands

Her eyes lit up with excitement and she told us to turn back towards the TV, and play with our cocks the way the men in the movie were doing at the beginning of the film

We did so and soon the both of us were madly jerking off to the film while she watched us from behind, playing with herself while doing so

“Come sit next to me” she ordered us

With one hand on each of our cocks, she jerked us off until the both of us orgasmed, first my friend and then me, while Jenny squealed in excitement for both ejaculations

She gave us both another $100 and sent us on our way.


This was the beginning of our 5-year relationship with Jenny and Bobby, with things becoming way more than just watching films.

Our duties evolved into ejaculating on her body once a week, letting her suck our dicks or eating her pussy, and soon we both lost our virginities to Jenny, first me and then my friend. Our compensation had also varied throughout the 5 years, with us requesting alcoholic beverages or marijuana in return for our services. There were times where, I would fuck Jenny a few times before Bobby would walk me to the liquor store and buy me a bottle for me and my friends to enjoy. There even came a time where Bobby joined us in fucking Jenny, and it became regular for the both of us to visit Jenny separately whenever we wanted money, or just sex.

Even when I dated my first girlfriend my senior year of high school, I would go Jenny’s place after school for a nice blowjob and a beer. Throughout my years of knowing the couple, I introduced other friends to the deal they presented, and overtime, several of my friends (all teenagers) met with her and got paid to lose their virginities to her. She always used to tell me however, that I was her favorite boy toy.






I only talk about this story now, almost a decade after I ended my twisted relationship with the couple, because I saw Bobby the other day come out of a liquor store and hand a teenager a bottle of alcohol. Bobby spotted me as well and to my regret, smiled and came towards me, asking me how I’ve been

“Good I suppose, I have a wife now” I told him, just to let him know I wasn’t interested in resparking any ideas

“That’s good to hear! You know Jenny and I are at a new place now, I know she would love for you to stop by,” said Bobby


“I’ll definitely think about it! Good seeing you Bobby!” I said, as I walked away

At the time, I knew I didn’t mean it, but telling this story after all these years is making me wonder if one last movie night would be a bad idea at all

My Boss Doesn't Know She Gave Me A Blowjob

Me and my female friend sometimes go a swingers club (or did pre-pandemic), especially when there's a dom sub night. One night when we went there, some guy was saying his wife would blow anyone who wanted it. I was intruiged so go into the room, and there's this guy's wife, kneeling naked, blindfolded and tied to the door handle with her hands behind her back.

Thing is, I recognise this woman. She was my manager at the time. I've always thought she was kind of fit, but was a bit stuck up. I never imagined she'd be into kinky stuff, especially as a sub. The guy asks if I'm interested and I just nod, go other and play with her (huge) tits then stick my cock in her mouth while her husband and two other guys watch. It's a great bj and she sucks it to completion and I finish in her mouth.

I don't say anything and go and enjoy the rest of my evening. She didn't see me and to this day doesn't know I'm one of the guys she blew that night. Seeing at work on the Monday was weird!

Give Her My Swimmers

Every time I finish in my wife I love laying there and imagining all of my sperm inside her at that moment are racing up further in her pussy trying to fertilize her eggs and make a baby in her and the thought of just making a life is so hot anyone else agree? Out of curiosity, does any other woman think about that when a guy cums in you? Like thinking of all the sperm swimming up deep inside you trying to fertilize your eggs haha?

Strip Club Fun

My wife and I enjoy occasionally going to strip clubs together when we have a night to ourselves. Typically she will dress up kind of slutty so that she gets some attention. We both like when she can turn some heads and get some special attention from the girls. The last time we went was by far the wildest experience we have ever had. We were out with friends and had quite a few drinks and when we left to go home my wife mentioned it would be fun to stay out and have some fun and mentioned going to a strip club. I agreed and started driving there and without hesitation my wife pulled her shirt off. I asked what she was doing and she said she wanted to take off her bra to go in the club. She was still topless when I pulled in the parking lot and I parked in a corner and played with her tits a little bit. She put her too back on and as we were about to get out of the car I decided to go all out and see how wild she really wanted to be. I looked at he and told her I thought it would be hot if she gave me a blowjob before going in. She didn’t hesitate and we climbed in the back seat and she started sucking my dick. As I got close I started dirty talking and told her I wanted to cum all over her slutty face and that she was a slut for sucking dick in the parking lot. She let me pull my dick out and finish all over her face. I looked at her and said she looked amazing and that I wish everyone else could see what a slut she is. To my utter shock she said let’s show them and got out of the car with her face still covered in cum.

I was amazed that she was walking through the parking lot like that and caught up to her and held her hand as we walked in. The bouncer looked at her and laughed and told us there was no charge. We walked in and sat at a table kind of near the back. I could see she was really starting to get nervous now that the reality hit that she was sitting in public with cum on her face. A stripper came over and started talking to me then looked at my wife and just said oh my god I love this. Then she went and got two other girls to come over and hang with us. They were all talking about how fun my wife was and they were touching her legs and feeling her tits. Then the one girl grabbed my wife’s hand and said she wanted her to come back with her and have some fun. I went to get up as well but another girl grabbed my hand and said she wanted to give me some lap dances. I went to the back with her and she danced on me for quite a few songs, then another girl took her place, followed by another. I got several girls who spent a lot of time with me and let me feel their tits and ass. Then I finally walked back out to table and didn’t realize so much time had passed, I was hoping my wife wasn’t upset with me. I noticed she wasn’t at the table and the one stripper walked over to me and said my wife was still hanging out with some people and that she would go get her for me.

I sat there watching the stage and was so horny that I couldn’t wait to leave and fuck my wife. There was a tap on my shoulder and I turned and looked and was just in total shock. There stood my wife completely naked in only her heels. Her face and tits were completely drenched in cum. As I looked her up and down without being able to say a word I noticed also that her thighs were shiny with cum running out of her pussy. She was much more drunk then when we had arrived and told me she was ready to leave. I asked where her clothes were and she said she didn’t know and don’t care. We walked out the door and passed bouncer who looked at my wife and said “you were a lot of fun tonight”. When we got to the car she climbed into the back seat to lay down and passed out immediately.

For The First Time As A Nurse I Lusted After A Patient

I've been a male nurse for almost 4 years now. Around 3 years in the ER and the rest at a prompt care. In all that time I've seen loads of naked people. I've never once had a sexual attraction to a single patient. Until a few days ago and I can't stop thinking about her.

A 37 year old stay at home mom comes in for a b12 shot. She's 5'2" and 110 pounds with three kids. The kids wait in the waiting room playing games while she comes back. She's dressed very conservatively, wearing multiple layers. I never would have guessed she was hiding such a body under all these clothes.

Anyways, in the exam room I shut the door and as I turn around she announces, "I know the drill" while unbuttoning her jeans. Before I could interject she pulls down her pants and underwear past her knees. Then pulls her shirt up over her very tight sports bra and bends over the exam room table.

In an instant this incredible heart shaped ass naked and bent over waiting for me. I was literally speechless and how perfect this woman was. I took my time preparing the shot and had to calm myself before actually touching that perfect ass and doing my actual job.

Maybe it was the fact that she fully undressed for me - right in front of me. Normally at most I'd see the top of a butt crack for this type of injection. Maybe it was the fact that she was just so damn confident and unassuming but I've honest never struggled like this before. I can't get her perfect ass and funny demeanor out of my mind.

She's comes back in about a week and I keep telling myself to let someone else see her, but I just want to see her one more time.

My Wife's Best Friend

My wife’s best friend when we started dating was a girl called Gail. The two had been inseparable since childhood, and it’s fair to say Gail didn’t like the amount of time my then-new girlfriend and I were spending together. She became a real pain in the ass and would often demand my new girlfriends time when we wanted to be together.

After we were married, this continued until my wife asked Gail to stay over for the weekend so they could spend more time together; I remember thinking, ‘oh fucking great’. Gail and I didn’t get on, we were always civil, but there was no love lost between us. However, that first weekend we did start to speak to each other more, and there was an acceptance that I was permanently on the scene, and I guess I began to tolerate her more too.

These weekends became a regular occurrence, and I started to enjoy them. This was the 1980s when Saturday afternoon was TV football heaven. Gail and my wife would usually go out shopping, leaving me to enjoy uninterrupted football. I also discovered that Gail loved horror films, something I’ve always loved but my wife doesn’t.

One Friday night, I rented two videos; one was the latest blockbuster and the second a horror film. My wife cooked, and we watched the blockbuster movie with a couple of bottles of wine. I expected Gail and my wife to retire, leaving me to watch the horror film alone; it was pretty late by this time. Gail, however, wanted to watch the movie too. Thus I discovered she liked this genre of film too. She got changed into her nightie and dressing gown, and I put my PJ’s on. The film was pretty good and had some real blood, guts and gore.

Gail and I got on really well watching the film and continued to drink malt whiskey (rare for a woman to like neat malt whiskey). We were lying on separate settees, and I noticed halfway through the film that I could see a glimpse of Gail’s white knickers as her legs were tucked together. I had never fancied Gail, but I guess I had a lob on due to the knicker flash, booze, and a few sex scenes from the film.

I then started to think about what it would be like to fuck a fresh pussy. Gail was an attractive girl. The thought played out in my mind, plus I so wanted to see what lay under that white cotton knickers ‘V’ I could see. Although I didn’t like Gail I really wanted to see what her pussy looked like. When I got up to pour us another drink, I allowed my cock to pop out of my pyjamas. Gail laughed and said that had given her more of a scare than the film. I pretended it was an accident, but she saw I had a lob on and couldn’t keep her eyes off it. After pouring her drink, I sat on the carpet in Infront of her and kissed her bare knees. I then asked if I could part her legs. She didn’t say anything, so I parted her legs and pushed her nightie up, fully exposing her white cotton knickers. She had a great pair of legs, and I kissed up to her crotch. I could smell her musky pussy as I kissed her crotch. Without asking, I pulled her knickers to the side and saw her lovely hairy smooth pussy. I ate her like a starving man. Gail was quietly moaning as I fingered and licked her hairy pussy out.

Next, I had her bent over the settee, knickers around one of her ankles, and my super hard cock sliding up her perfect pussy. I was always gentle with my wife after we first married; however, with Gail, I fucked her hard. I was aware that our flesh slapping together might be heard upstairs by my sleeping wife. I fucked her bareback and, without asking, came in her lovely hairy perfect pussy. I knew she also came as I saw her asshole pulsating as she orgasmed; I’d never seen anything like before. She used her knickers to wipe her pussy clean of my enormous cream pie; this was also strangely erotic!!

The first thing the following day, my wife went to have her hair done. Gail and I both had hangovers; however, as soon as the wife had driven off, I was in the spare room pulling Gail’s nightie off and going like a jackhammer between her legs. I chewed on her tits, fucked her and at one point had my thumb up her ass. I deposited another massive cream pie up my wife’s best friend. Later they went out shopping together, and I did feel a little apprehensive that Gail would spill the beans about our fucking, but they came back, and all was okay.

That night we had a takeaway, watched a video, and my wife retired early, leaving Gail and me to watch a Saturday night late TV horror film. We left it ten minutes before I was again fucking her hairy pussy, and depositing my third load of spunk up this fresh pussy within 24 hours of the first one. We then watched the film, and I fucked her again in the early hours of the morning in the doggy position. After going to bed, I felt horny at about 5 am (I can’t quite remember the exact time). I checked my sleeping wife, went into the spare room and woke Gail up. We went downstairs, and I fucked her again in the living room.

Over the next two years, this happened every time Gail stayed over for the weekend, once, sometimes twice, I would end up fucking her. We nearly got caught a couple of times but thank God for the squeaky floorboards in my first house.

Gail was training to be a nurse, and one night when my wife was on a course, I picked her up from the hospital. I loved fucking her in a nurses uniform. Gail and my wife were bridesmaid and matron of honour at another friend’s wedding. My wife went up to our hotel room in the early hours, leaving Gail, me and the remaining die-hard wedding guests. Within thirty minutes, I was up in Gail’s room; bridesmaid dressed up around her waist fucking the living daylights out of her. That was also the first time I fucked her up the ass; she was the first girl who seemed to enjoy anal!

My wife was on another work course which left me home alone for a night, and Gail called around straight from work. She was now a full-time nurse, and in those days, they had the proper blue nurses uniform. I took her black tights and knickers off and shaved her pussy bald. There was that much hair that the front room carpet looked like a fucking puddle parlour. I fucked her bald pussy so hard that night!!

I once fucked Gail during one of our late-night horror films and then went to bed, woke up horny and fucked the wife. Two women within an hour of each other. On another occasion, I’d fucked Gail when we went to pick up a Chinese takeaway. Later that night, my wife sucked my cock that had been up to her best friend; thus, the game began.

On another Friday night, I had fucked the wife before Gail arrived after work. When we stayed up to watch our horror film, I got Gail to suck my cock that had been up to her best friend’s pussy just hours before. I got off that the two friends were basically eating each other’s pussies. Looking back now, it even seems strange to me writing that?

Gail had very few inhabitations about sex; I did consider leaving my wife for her on several occasions because it was the best sex I’d ever had; however, it was just sex, there was little else to it. We rarely spoke or communicated much, just superficially about a number of topics. I have wondered if she fucked me to get back at the lost friendship with my wife, and I fucked her so hard to get back at her for being such a pain when I first started dating her best friend?

Much to my dismay, Gail left the area with her work in 1990, and then I didn’t see her for a couple of years. My wife then advised that we had been invited to her wedding! She was marrying a guy she had met at the new hospital. It was odd ..(continue confession)

Christian Girls Be Crazy

I was 20 at that time. Took the plane from Istanbul to Oslo with a change of planes in Amsterdam. By coincidence I sat next to another Norwegian, a woman in her early 30's who was very talkative. I at first wanted to be alone with my book but gave up and started to talk with her. Turned out she was very religious, that she had been married since she was 18 and they had four kids.

The plane from Amsterdam was cancelled, so we had to spend the night at an airport hotel. I went to my room, settled in and took a shower. When I went to eat, she was there and invited me to sit with her. I wanted to be alone, but I joined her. Best decision of my life! She quickly became very flirty. When she started to touch my leg under the table, I decided this was too good an opportunity to miss. I invited her to my room.

After entering, she immediately put down her wedding ring on the night stand and started undressing. Her manner indicated to me that this was not the first time she did something like this. I helped her off with her panties and bra, her boobs were a good shape, her ass was small, round and firm, and her pussy was completely shaved, just as I like it. Her figure was slim, but round in the right places and very sexy. She started kissing me and put her hand in my boxer, tickling my balls and grabbing my cock. She smiled, called me a big boy and pushed me down on the bed, pulled off my pants and boxers and started sucking me. It was very sloppy, she spat on my dick, slapped it against her face, licked my balls and made the most wonderful noises. At one point when licking my balls, she moved even more down and started licking my ass. I had never done a thing like that before, but her tongue went completely crazy down there and it felt so dirty and so amazing. And when she returned to the sucking, she put her finger in my ass and and gave me a prostate massage as her head went ever faster up and down on my dick. I warned her that I was about to cum, but she just continued and took all my cum in her mouth. She then sat up and let all the cum fall from her open mouth down on her boobs and belly. She lay down, and with one hand she played with my dick, with the other she touched her boobs and put some of the cum back in her mouth. I was completely starstruck and couldn't believe what had just happened.

After we both showered, she told me it was my turn to satisfy her. I have never been with a girl who could cum as easily as she did. After every time she came, she insisted on kissing me and licking her pussyjuice off her fingers. I was completely in awe as her sexy eyes stared right into mine as she took my hand in her mouth and eagerly sucked it dry. After she came for the third time, she had me sit on her face as she played with my cock and licked my balls and ass and asked me if I was gonna give her some more juice. She took my cock back in her mouth and continued to suck me, occasionally asking when I was gonna give her her juice until I could not hold back anymore. She gurgled it all for a while, swallowed it and continued to tease and lick my dick before heading back to the bathroom.

There would be one more round of licking and sucking before we went to bed. She told be that she really enjoyed being in control over and having oral sex with younger guys, but that she only had sex with her husband. Considering her oral skills, that was completely fine by me. She took all her things to my room and slept next to me, completely naked. Next morning we showered together, she gave me head in the shower and then washed me, dried me up with the towel and even dressed me, all the while remaining completely naked. We then went our separate ways, though I did see her at the airport in Oslo as she was picked up by her husband and their four children. As she hugged her husband, she looked me right in the eyes and smiled at me. Never saw her again, but that night was one for the ages.

Cheated On Cheating Boyfriend With A Black Guy

All names will be change for anonymity.



I found out Billy, my boyfriend of two and a half years had been cheating on me like ALOT. Apparently he had been slinging it all around and it finally got back to me. But sadly the apartment was in his name so I would need to find somewhere else to live.

Well my boyfriend is a semi closet racist. We had gotten over a black guy(We will call him Zack ) having my neighbor but it was a guy from work. I have everyone from works number. But I can't say he wasn't cute. And he wad flirty as hell. But I was faithful. At least until I found out about my boyfriend.

I went to work and happened to be working with Zack that night and he let me vent. He was understanding and we ended up staying in the store late just talking. When I got home Billy was mad at me. I hadn't text him back all day. And he was "worried" about me. I said Zack and I got busy late at work and had to stay to close and clean up. When he said something of being stuck in there with that fucking -bad word- . I wanted to explode but just went to bed and slammed the door as he tried to play the "I'm just joking card "

Next day I got to work with Zack again and I told him what my boyfriend said. After close I told him I didn't want to go home so he invited me over. We crashed on his couch. We smoked a little weed. I hadn't smoked since getting with my boyfriend. And one thing lead to another. We went from venting to kissing to sucking then eventually fucking.

I told Billy I was crashing at a friends and was drinking. He didn't even text me back. I stayed and Zack and I fucked again. It was fantastic. I went home that day happier than I had in a while. When I got home my boyfriend was all over me I told him I was hung over and needed a shower but he wouldn't stop so I said fuck it and let him get Zack's sloppy seconds and have a good times before leaving him.

The truth came out a bit faster when I came home early and he was literally fucking a girl on our couch. I just told him I knew. I had been fucking a black guy behind his back since I've known and may have exagerrate a bit but went on about how amazing it is and how much bigger he was. But the better at sex part was true. And how he was getting his sloppy seconds everytime we had had sex lately.

I gathered up my shit and was gone. Zack let me move in with him for a bit but I found my own place not long after. But Zack and I stayed FWB for a while. My ex got like two of the girls he was fucking knocked up and had to pay child support on then.


TLDR- Racist boyfriend cheated on me. I cheated on him with a black guy.

Cheated On My Husband 15 Years Ago And He Still Doesn't Know

In college, before my husband and I were married we took a school trip to Costa Rica for language training over the summer. We had a huge fight so that night I went out with the girls.

Long story short, I woke up the next morning butt naked in the bed with a guy I didn't know. There's no AC in his room so we're both naked in his bed, no blankets or anything. In between my legs was sticky and after heading to the bathroom I knew we'd had sex and from the looks of things lots of it.

I found my clothes down stairs, which means I must have been around his house naked a good bit. I called for a cab and never told anyone what actually happened that night.

To this day my husband thinks he was the first to have sex with me without a condom, but little does know it was some one night stand.