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My Night As An Accidental Prostitute Part One

This is a true story that happened in 2015. No one except the people involved know about it and no one in the world knows it is me except me.

About 6 years ago I went to a fancy dress party on a Thursday night with a friend dressed as Agnetha from Abba (the blonde one). I was wearing a long white T shirt with a cartoon horse printed on it tied off in the middle around my waist with a makeshift belt which dropped down to a few inches below my arse , blonde wig, white knee length boots, sparkle make up and piercing blue contact lenses.

My long term BF works away regularly as a plasterer and was, once again, probably pissed up in some hotel somewhere after doing God knows how many lines of coke. I was feeling neglected and wanted some fun but I never in a million years thought that what was about to happen would ever happen.

I was 41 at the time and in good shape, I'd had kids very young but by C Section and apart from a few minor stretch marks on my belly I had bounced back really well, I was a natural size 8 to 10, I sported a pair of still firm 34C tits and have got naturally olive skin which I have religiously looked after and my eyes are actually brown. I was actually in a very good disguise! I was also recovering from a breast cancer scare where for a while I really thought I was going to die, that in itself had already made me a bit more carefree and had probably led me to be more regularly drinking a lot more than I should have!

The friend I had gone to the party with got really drunk and started to act like a bitch and we got into a huge fight, I stormed off and told her I was going home which was around 20 miles away. I couldn’t get a cab straight away so I went to a pub that was inside one of the local Village hotels and stood at the bar on my own, it was about 11:30PM by then and the bar was pretty empty.

I noticed 2 guys that kept looking over, nothing special about them but they weren't ugly either, I just put them down to being another pair of typical men on the prowl but I was flattered by the attention from two younger guys. They were both in their early thirties, quite muscular, short hair and the taller one had a full sleeve tattoo on both arms. To be honest, they were both my “type” and I liked the way that they were eyeing me up.

After about 30 minutes one came over to me and asked if "I was working", I thought that he thought I worked at the hotel at first so was a bit confused and asked him what he meant, he said "how much for both of us?" It took a couple of seconds for it to sink in and then I suddenly realised that he thought I was a prostitute! I imagine it was the way that I was dressed that made him think it and he probably had a point!

I was very drunk by then and still really pissed off at my friend, I should have run but for a reason that I have never been able to figure out I just blurted "£500" thinking that would make him go away, I didn't even earn that in a week as a secretary then. He just looked at me and said "OK, me and (whatever his friends name was) have to go to a Cashpoint to draw it out, we will be back in 10 minutes". I had every intention of just running at that point but I was also really turned on and a lot scared, which made me even more turned on. They left and I just sat there, drinking more vodka and cider and wondering if they would come back.

After about 10 minutes they both returned and the one that had been quiet before came over and asked if I had a room there, I was so nervous at this point that I lied and said yes (I figured that if they thought I was registered there and was with someone else then there would be less chance they would hurt me!) but that there was another girl with me and she was in there.

Short guy had a room as he was visiting tall guy who lived locally so suggested that we went to his room, which was the longest short journey I have ever done. As soon as we walked out of the bar into the hotel corridor and were out of site of the staff he handed me £500 in cash, all in £20's and it dawned on me that not was this only real but that I had no condoms! I told them that I was just going to pop into the hotels public ladies room to count (he actually looked quite insulted about that, I couldn't think of another reason before I actually got to their room which would obviously have its own bathroom) and to wait outside. I went in, went straight to the condom machine and bought a pack of 10 with the change I had in my handbag before popping into the cubicle to check that all was fresh "down there" :)

I was incredibly nervous but turned on by this point and was already really wet but I still couldn't believe that I was going to go ahead with this.

They actually looked a bit surprised when I came back out, I think they thought that I was going to climb out of a window! We carried on up to the room and not one word was spoken all the way there. One woman came into the hotel corridor just before we went in to his room and looked at me as exactly what I actually was, a cheap hotel hooker.

I wasn't sure how it was supposed to start but that was quickly resolved by the first guy that had spoken to me taking off his T-shirt and starting to take off his jeans, which prompted the other guy to do the same, in what seemed like seconds they were both naked and both hard, they were both quite athletic and tall guy had an average sized dick, short guy on the other hand was very well endowed, way bigger than my BF and to be honest a bit scary!

The taller one of the two came over and pushed me into a sitting position on the bed and pulled my head towards his cock, I was actually going to do this and just like that for the first time in 5 years I had a cock other than my boyfriends in my mouth! He pushed me back so that I was lying down and kneeled over me, while he was slowly fucking my face his friend had pulled my knickers to one side and was eating me out! He had literally dived straight in before I could comprehend what was happening and I could feel his tongue drawing patterns on my clit. I am normally freaked out at first with guys doing this as I always get paranoid about will I smell funny, will he like the smell, what if I taste strange, what if he doesn't like how I am trimmed etc, etc but all of that was gone, it had been less than 2 minutes since entering the room and a stranger was making a damn good job of it, I genuinely thought I was going to explode!

I had never done anything like this before, had certainly never been with 2 men and here I was being paid for it!

I felt the shorter one move away and thought that he was about to fuck me so I mumbled "condoms, handbag" as best as I could with a mouth full of cock! He got them but it turns out that he wasn't ready for that, he wanted what his friend had been getting. The taller one climbed off me and they took the opportunity to take off the clothes I still had on which took all of 10 seconds as it was a t shirt and a thin lace bra, I thought he might leave the boots on but they came off as well with my knickers right behind them.

I was now fully naked, in a hotel room in front of two strangers and I was being paid to fuck them!
They stood side by side and had me get on my knees on the floor to suck them both, it was totally and utterly surreal ..(continue confession)

I Like To Fuck

Hi,

I'm Kayla, I'm thirty-two, married (4 years), I have two children (two girls 10 & 4-two dads) and yes I really like to fuck. In fact, I love to fuck. I could end this now but I'd at least like to share my story because although I have always liked to fuck, I haven't always indulged and a disapproving attitude towards casual sex. Until recent years I was somewhat prudish in that I fucked the guy I was with silly, but limited myself to him and only him and was actually disgusted by women who "slept around."

Now, I recognize that I was a hypocrite. Prior to dating my husband, I went through two periods where I was a mess. As in, I drank to much, partied too much and was desperate for affection which, shocker, led me to fucking a shit ton of random guys. Right out of high school I was ridiculous, probably blew or fucked at least twenty guys, half of whom I graduated with who always wanted a relationship afterward but who I ran and hid from because I was so embarrassed after I sobered up.

My second period of extended sluttiness (not that there's anything wrong with that all you beautiful sluts out there) was after my break-up with the father of my first child. He's a rich kid from a rich family who thought he owned me. He was controlling, abusive and selfish and displayed me like an ego boosting big game trophy. I'm lucky enough to be considered very pretty by a lot of guys (make-up helps a lot) and have a decent body (brunette, brown eyes, perfect (braces as a kid) dazzling smile, 5'7 135 large B-cups (and what my husband calls "pepperoni nipples" which he seems to like), slim hips, ok ass (could use a little more curvature-sad face) and legs I won't discuss (hate them). I used to hate my pussy (long and uneven lips) but I've grown to like it more and more. We're pretty much good friends now!

After my breakup, which was a long period of extended pain and stalking behavior and family pressure (both families), co-parenting nightmares and financial misery, I looked back and realized I had been acting just like I did after high school. Over an almost two year period, I'd blown or fucked around thirty guys. Usually after drinking which, like most, is when I would lose my self-control. A good dose of post fuck regret, a sprinkling of self-loathing and low and behold before you know it I was drunk again and the next random dude's dick would be in my mouth. Yay me!

I met my future husband, luckily while sober, didn't give him the time of day, met a few more times, got to know him (we have mutual friends) and ended up talking on-line a lot and soon ended up in bed and from that point on all I wanted was to be in his bed.

Some takeaways though. During my second slutty go round, I sucked a lot of dick but didn't like sucking dick. I liked that the guys liked it, I liked that I was (supposedly) really good at it (confirmed by my husband :) ), and I liked that it usually led to the guy sticking it in me because that was what I realized I really liked, loved actually. I love fucking, never realized how much I did, always fooled myself that it was ok, enjoyable but just a physical urge to be dealt with but damn I do love fucking. I love everything about it. I also began to love dicks, playing with them, sucking on them, everything. I love feeling a soft dick harden in my hands or mouth it's something I should (and wished) I had enjoyed all along).

I love the feeling of a hard dick pushing into my tight pussy, penetrating it, forcing itself into my body, slowly forcing my body to adjust, wetness growing, clit tingling, pussy gripping, then that incredible feeling of it sliding in and out, the sensation of pleasure mixed with intimacy with a subtle hint of vulnerability and then my fingers finding my clit, doing their magic, the pounding, the grunting, the groaning , fuck me my moaning and gushing as I cum, his emptying into me, his body going limp in satisfaction, me reveling in my power as a woman, the power of arousing and satisfying a man's desire the way I do. That little smile I can't hide that some of my co-workers (all but one a woman) recognize as a sign of recent satisfying sex giving my thoughts away. Yes there's no question I love fucking, especially with my husband. But not just him (that's a little foreshadowing for you lovers of story telling structure out there).

Now my days of being a hypocrite are over. I've accepted that I love to fuck, that I love dicks, or cocks, or whatever you prefer to call them (please just don't call them penises for the love of god). And I've accepted that yes, I love sex and want it all the time and I offer my apologies to those women I used to judge and look down on for indulging their sexual desires. I was the same, am the same, and owe you my regards and affections as I was a poorer person than all of you.

Because of my husband, I've learned that sex is a beautiful natural thing shared between people, which should be embraced to the level one desires and which is healthy for that person. I offer no apologies for enjoying sex!!!

My husband, the fun, open, caring, pervy guy that he is, enjoys bringing out the slut in me, enjoys showing me off, and sometimes treating me to the pleasures of another man, a new dick to enjoy, to explore, to pleasure. He never forces it, never degrades me, it's pure sexual joy when we have our shared fun. We like to let it build up, slowly, lot's of teasing, back and forth to where the guy is dying to get me out of my clothes and I'm dying to get at his dick lol.

I won't bore you with the details. I will say that when I do suck and fuck other men, it's out of desire, not drunkenness, not to fulfill some other desperate neediness but because I love fucking and I love dicks! My hubs is a wonderful man who's given me a wonderful life filled with all the things I could ever want. Including, you guessed it, lot's of sex (and more than my share of dicks!) .

Since we got married, I've been with twelve other single guys and three couples (fun!!!!). It's only been one-nighters three times (they were fun too!) but instead were mostly sexual relationships built on fun, trust and pleasure. I'm not ready to say that I "love" pussy yet but I do like it! I've even come to love just giving blow jobs more and more. I'm only thirty -two and it seems like I am just coming into my sexual prime. My husband says he's unleashed me on the world. It does feel that way sometimes.

I can be open about it. My closest girlfriends know about our "lifestyle". One wishes her husband was more like mine (she also loves dicks and sex and would love the freedom I have) and the other says she would never fuck a guy other than her husband (the only guy she's ever been with) but she is supportive and she likes to hear my stories. I tease her that she thinks of my extra guys when she's having sex with her hubs which she just laughs at. Hmmmm I think she's secretly horny lol. My mom knows and after awhile came around (she had no problem with the sex was just worried about safety (we have that covered).

My dad-does not know and we have no intention of him ever knowing. He has an explicit attitude about women that screams we belong to our men. My mom says he's "old school-he thinks men own their wives' pussies like we're an object." Yes, my mom uses the word "pussy" and also the word "cock". Very rarely does she use "dick" which is odd I guess since everyone else does.

Hubs family-no way lol. One of his friends knows-his wife somehow could just tell and asked me and I was honest. I think they either swing, have swung or want to swing (she has swinger radar) but they are friends and off-limits. Thy can find their own fun. She asks me once in awhile if we "still fuck around" and I tell her our stories. She pretends that she'd never get into it but she can't hide it-she ..(continue confession)

My Past Has Caught Up With Me

I worked in corporate finance in my younger days. I used to do things to get business that I’m not proud of. There was one guy old enough to be my father that was constantly hitting on me. He was wealthy, and I wanted all his business; in the end, I gave him a blow job and let him put his hands where he wanted. Needless to say, there were just three places he always wanted to put his hands on. I didn’t fuck him, but I pretty much let him do everything else he wanted, including oral sex (both ways).

I’m now in my 30s, successful, wealthy and happy. I’ve met a great guy who has asked me to marry him. I’ve met his parents, who I love, and they love me. His mother and stepfather are just two of the nicest people on the planet.

Last weekend his real father flew into the country, and you’ve guessed it…. Nothing was said when we met. He is now in his 70s and in poor health; however, he recognised me although he didn’t mention our previous ‘business’ relationship. Plus, the name. I caught him looking at me a few times over dinner. I can’t tell my partner what I did with his father as it would end it for sure. However, what if his father tells my partner? He knows something is up as I’ve been distant since the night.

I can’t tell any of my girlfriends as it’s just too embarrassing to admit what I did a decade ago to get started. I’m now the embodiment of a strong independent, successful woman. How do I tell my partner that I started out sucking cocks and letting men touch me up; I also slept with a few. I know all of this would come out, and It’s a part of my life I regret and wanted to forget, but its comes back to haunt me in the most horrible way.

I’ve considered breaking off the relationship, but that hurts too much. I’m pretty sure my partner will break off the relationship if he discovers my past. So it's dammed if I do, dammed if I don’t. I can’t tell anybody so I’m confessing to this anonymous forum to try and ease the pain of conflict and guilt I feel. I so wish I could go back in time and tell his father to fuck off, take the moral high ground. I never enjoyed being groped and fondled by these men but I came from a poor background and was determined to succeed whatever the cost. It turns out the cost was my future happiness with the man I love. I’m crying again. I hate myself.

Lockdown Benefit

My wife is a typical MILF stay at home soccer mom. She was normal an all natural 34DD, although her petite stature made them look even bigger. Think Big Bang Bernadette before she got her reduction.

The wife has put on a few pounds like all of us, the only unusual thing for her is, any weight gain goes straight to her already enormous tits.

At first she was a bit disturbed by it, but as she's hit mid 30s she has the normal "am I still sexy" thoughts. In the past she dressed very conservatively and covered her tits up, but now not only has she accepted it but seems to be encouraging the attention by wearing very low cut sports bra to the gym that push her massive juggs up and out for all to see.

She literally spends hours there, claims she never talks to anyone, but tells her sister so and so (guy at the gym) said this, different guy said this, she was surrounded by guys while on the elliptical, etc.

I looked at her new bras the other day to check the size and she's now a 34H. The same size as super boob model Diane Poppos, look her up especially her younger pics if you are a boob guy, totally worth it.

I'm enjoying her new found massive rack and apparently she loves showing them off for others to enjoy too. Its too bad we can't post pics here.

Wild Fantasy

My husband and I are a pretty normal married couple with kids but over the years have become more and more adventurous sexually with fulfilling each other’s fantasies. It’s not been really wild things but we will dirty talk in bed and if a fantasy takes hold in our dirty talk we will sometimes try to live it out. One fantasy was starting to make a common appearance in our bedroom talk and that was my husband walking in on me cheating. We had never really discussed including other people in our sex life so this was definitely one of the wilder things we had talked about. It would take on all kinds of different scenarios but the common theme was that he would come home and find me with another man.

Well a few months ago was our anniversary and I thought I would go over the top and really do something great for him. I set up an amazing scenario where I told my husband to come home for some lunchtime sex on our anniversary. I didn’t give any indication to him that I was about to fulfill his wildest fantasy. The day comes and I was extremely nervous but also incredibly exciting to do this for him. I told him to text me before he left work as it would give me about 15 minutes to set the scene for him to walk into. Everything is ready and perfect and I hear him pull in the driveway and I go into action. The door opens and he walks in the entryway and looks over to see me in the living room. I look at him and am giving him everything he wanted.

I have on stocking and heels and am otherwise completely naked. I have a guy sitting in a chair that’s facing the door. I was straddling his lap reverse cowgirl and facing the door. I am jumping up and down on his dick so that my tits are really bouncing around. My legs are spread wide and give a clear view of a huge black cock inside me stretching me out. I look at him and am so proud of the scene I set up for him.

Well he freaks and yells that he can’t believe the is all and storms out. I am now in complete shock as he rejects the fantasy that I am putting on for him. I hear his car drive away. I am stunned and it takes a few minutes for me to even realize I am still sitting on this guys lap with his dick inside me. I awkwardly have no idea what to do so I just keep going on him to finish. I didn’t know if I should just stop mid sex and kick him out but that felt like it was just even more wrong then finishing. He left and then I waited at home until my husband came back and we could talk about it. He was angry but after some talking he pulled back from his anger as he realized I was doing this for him and that I was upset that it went bad.

We have much clearer communication regarding our fantasies now and which ones we really want to see fulfilled.

Best Mate ?

These past few months I've been fucking my mates wife every chance I get.
In May I found out from an ex of mine, Ryan was having sex with her, pretty much the whole time we were together.
And the reason he gave her before he stopped fucking the woman I loved and was engaged to, he was jealous of what we had.
That relationship broke up because of his sexual interference, but I didn't know it then.

Ryan is absolutely besotted with his wife. And I mean besotted. Yet she and I have been fucking ever since I found out.
I basically called round to punch his lights out, but he wasn't in.
Telling Kate why I was there, she let me know Ryan had hinted at having an affair with my ex, and he'd laughed about it. Even more enraged, I was definitely going to smash him, but with Kate taking her clothes off, said she had a better idea.

We had the most sex I've ever had in my life. From just before midday to nearly four pm. And believe me, we did just about everything together.
At one stage of the afternoon, I was fucking Kate's beautifully tight arsehole, fingering her pussy and had my mouth clamped onto her left breast.
Two days later she visited me at my place and again we had the most amazing Time together, licking sucking and fucking. It was then I knew she had the hots for me.


We're extremely well suited in terms of character, humour and definitely sex. Kate's even stayed over recently, telling Ryan she was staying at a hotel after going out with the girls.
A couple of weeks ago, he proposed to her at a restaurant. She put him off by telling him she wanted a more romantic place to possibly accept. But I know the real reason.

We've bought a place together, Kate and I, and will be moving away to live there in a few days from now.
I've already read the letter she's going to be leaving him, and it's straight to the point.
It mentions me and his cheating with my ex. And she also tells him why she's leaving him. But that's their thing.

I wish I could be there to see his face when he opens her note. But I'll probably be in bed having sex with the woman he loves.

Never mind eh Ryan.

My Secret

My husband and I have known each other since grade school. We hadn’t been considered a dating couple until puberty. Our parents had never restrained us from hanging out together. We had done everything except full intercourses until we had turned 15. My husband wasn’t my first intercourse and my husband thinks he is the only guy I have ever even kissed. My summer softball coach was the first intercource I had. I know the age laws now and know I could have gotten my coach in big trouble. My coach would give me after practice skill coaching. He would drive me home afterwards. We would go by his apartment before going home. His charming skills had me undressed and intercourses then he would drive me home. I had sex with my coach 3 times before my future husband and I went all the way. My coach gave me the condoms my boyfriend used for our first all the way experience. My coach had a job and my teen year schedule we would get together often. My boyfriend and I decided to get married after high school graduation. My dad at this time insisted I get on birth control. My coach was the first to cum inside me unprotected. It is terrible as a wife to sneak around having sex with someone else but my coach leaves me totally sexually exhausted. My coached moved out of state two years ago and I haven’t seen him since he moved. I’m totally lucky my two sons are conceived by my husband, my coach’s sperm had the chance to get me pregnant. My husband gets all of my sexual energy now which he does a good job keeping me satisfied. I love sex.

Preggo First Anal

My assistant at the office was hired and right after came to me all down and said she was pregnant. Asked if she was leaving and she said she really needed the job and didn't want to. Then said her BF, ran for the hills when she told him he knocked her up. So I told her she could stay, no problem. Lee isn't beautiful but is "girl next door" attractive. She had a decent body, tits a little to big for my taste and she's only 18 and I never went for women younger than me.

For some reason as she got further along in the pregnancy she got more attractive, her body got big, but her face was really beautiful. working late one night ended up with her on my office couch, blouse open, those growing tits in my mouth, and my hand up her skirt on her pregnant, hairy pussy. Soon, she was naked, as I was and she was great at sucking cock, got me hard and I fucked her. A couple of months later, her ass so perfectly shaped, we were sharing a room in New York on a business trip and I fucked her up her virgin ass, in front of the window with office workers across the street watching.

She's now 8 months and I love fucking this preggo teen, love knowing I am cumming in her pussy with another mans baby inside there, and knowing she gave me her virgin ass. I don't know where it's going but I really love fucking this young preggo teen.

I Smell Cum

Saturday night my wife went out with the girls. We've been married for 27 years. A couple Saturdays a month she hangs out with the girls. It's all good. They usually hang at one of their houses or they go out to dinner and for drinks. Sometimes they hit the movies.

So Saturday night it was almost 1am and she wasn't home yet. I knew that meant they went for dinner and drinks. I got a text saying she was taking an UBER home because she was too drunk to drive. I felt a lot better that she knew enough to call an UBER. About 2:10 I heard a car pull up. I looked out the window and my wife was getting out of the front seat. Maybe the other ladies took the same Uber.

My wife stumbled in and up the stairs. By the time she got to our room she was naked. She always likes to fuck after a night of drinking. I reached down to her pussy and she was like a tsunami down there.
I only know she gets this wet when she blows me and swallows my cum. She was raring to go. She jumped right on top and my cock slid right in. I sucked her tits as she rode the shit out of my cock. She then leaned in and kissed me. I love her sloppy drunk kisses. But this was different. I could smell the musky smell of cock and balls on her face and I can smell cum on her breath. I even tasted cum when we kissed. We ended up cumming in unison and then she past out.

The next morning I asked her how her night was. She just said ok. I said it must've been better than ok since she got home at after 2 am by an Uber. I took an Uber she asked? I said yep and you got out of the front seat. She snickered and said weird, I don't remember. I guess I had a brown out.

I drove her to go pick up her car at the bar. Her's was the only car there. None of her other friends Ubered.

I think my wife sucked the Uber drivers dick.

Should I make a big deal about it? Should I let it go?

Take A Break

My wife is a nurse. She works part time now, at a small dr*g rehab place. There are 4 nurses two on one end of the place and my wife and another nurse in the other.
It’s the midnight shift they work. It has been her and a male nurse on the same end for several months now. She said he is very nice , complaining about his wife is his only problem she says. The classic bitch who withholds sex and says she don’t even want sex. He and my wife flirt and enjoy most nights. With their chats a lot of the time turning to sex.
My wife and I enjoy life , she knows she has a pass anytime she wants one, as long as I kno and hear all about it.
She has told him of some of our playing and it gets him all worked up as he listens and Squirms in his chair. She said she knows on several occasions he heads to the mens room to jack off , as he returns and is all red faced and relaxed….
It is almost always slow during the nights for them, and one night the conversation headed to sex again, she said he asked her how we got started sharing her with other lovers and if I was truly into it. She laughed and said not only in to it he encourages me.
She looked at him during their talk and could see thru the thin scrubbies he has a huge hard on…. He smiled at her and made an excuse to go to the rest room as she put her hand on his shoulder and said if you can, wait for our 4 am break I’ll help you with that, as she put her other hand on his thigh touching his cock just slightly with her index finger.
4 am came they headed to the break rooms in the back with a table and chairs , with a couple easy boy chairs also. He sat in one of those she sat in the one beside him. She reached inside her top unsnapped her bra in the front letting her 38 D tits fall free under her scrub top, she took his hand and put it up under her top and he played and squeezed her tits as she untied the top of his scrubbies and pulled down on them until she had his cock in her hand. She started to stroke his cock , her saying it was long and thick and very hard , he said their chatting had him ready as she pounded up and down on his dick with a tight grip….. he was tugging on her big nipples. Then he leaned back in his chair and breathing heavy as my wife stroked his cock like an expert, he shot the first spirt of cum several inches up in the air landing on his tee shirt as he had taken off his top not wanting cum on that.she said he’s a heavy cummer as she stroked his cock untill he relaxed and smiled at her, with her saying” you owe me”
She snapped her bra washed her hands and went back to work, saying the entire hand Job only lasted about 2 minutes.
Now he wants to fuck her, neither her or I have a big problem with that, if his wife don’t want to fuck him….. what’s a guy to do?