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Betty

Since Friday we have talked or texted every day. I find myself thinking about her all the time, and I get excited whenever my phone chirps hoping it's a text from her.
I know she says she's not into girls, but she let me kiss her and she is very sweet to me, complimenting me a lot. I've fantasized about her every day since Friday, and those were very nice fantasies. She already knows I want her. We have shopped online for her fucking machine and attachments.

I'm afraid it's still just going to be a one way street as far as intimacy goes. But I think I actually have feelings for her beyond just sex.

Oh well I have a new friend who makes me weak in the knees. I guess it could be worse, right?

My Daughter Was Given To Me On Purpose

This isn't a confession. It's true, it happened to me. I was a freshman in college and I drove home every two or three weeks. I had classes until noon, so I left right after class, getting a
McDonalds on the way. My drive was an hour and a half. I called home before I left.

On the highway I had a flat. I couldn't get the lug nuts off, and I sat beside the car on the grass waiting for someone to stop. A long thirty minutes later a farmer stopped. He called me sweetie. He got the wheel off, but the spare was flat too. He offered me a ride to get the spare aired up.

In his pickup he kept touching my knee, calling me sweetie or little sweetie. He said he probably had a matching wheel and tire at his farm. No bells rung, nothing. I said that was fine. At his farm he took me to a large barn, he rummaged around, found a rope and tied me to a post and said he would be right back. That's when I got scared.

When he came back he had a pair of scissors and he cut my clothes off, everything until I was naked. He ran his hand over me, grabbing my boobs and feeling me up between the legs. Sweetie this and sweetie that. He brought a saw horse over and untied me and laid me over, tying my hands to the legs.

I had resigned myself by then, I didn't scream, cry, ask him what he was going to do. His hand was pushed into my vagina forcing my legs apart. Only then did he get behind me and fucked me. He asked if I liked it. Another time, this time he held my hips, and reached under my arms to grab my my boobs while he fucked me. Once he was satisfied I had enough sperm he untied me.

He gave me a pullover dress and found the replacement wheel and tire and drove me back to my car. On the way he felt up my thigh, pushing his hand up to my crotch. He put the replacement spare on and grabbing my ass hard with his hand told me to let his seed take root.

His daughter is now 20. She only knows her father was a college shot in the dark. She's very beautiful, and smart. She has good genes. I married her stepfather when she was seven.

Busted!

If you have read my previous confession about being cum obsessed, you know I have been sucking off a couple of my son's friends. A couple of weeks ago we all even started fucking. One of the two, Billy and I for the last week or so have had a number of one on one encounters where he has proclaimed his undying love for me. I love the kid, not in love kind of love but he is so cute and such a sweet boy. It's hard not to love him. Don't misunderstand me. I'm not in love. I just have a lot of affection for him and yes I love swallowing his cum and like fucking him too. He's just so eager to please and is learning quickly. He is 17 so I don't think I'm a p**o.
Anyhow I got a visit last night from his mother, Betty. I've known her for a few years but we have rarely talked but when we have, it's always been pleasant. She's mid 40s natural red head with pretty blue eyes. When I first met her I thought she was very sexy but never thought beyond that as we are both moms whose kids played soccer together.

Anyhow back to last night. I'm home alone working on a report and the doorbell rings and I answer it. She says hi, I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I said no, not really just getting some work done. She asks to come in, I say sure. Would you like something to drink? No thanks, I just need to talk to you, and I'm not good at these kind of things so I'm just going to come out and say it. Are you having sex with my son?
Well I'm floored. I was totally shocked. Even though I guess I could have expected it. I said Betty, can we please sit and talk? I was shaking and she could tell I was scared. She towers over me. I'm only 5' 4" and she's close to 6' and not petite at all.

She says ok. I said I'm getting a glass of wine, are you sure you don't want one too? Sure, she says. I get the wine and glasses and set them on the table and pour. I said yes Betty I have been sucking Billy for weeks and recently we have had intercourse. I'm sorry if this offends you, and I'll stop if that's what you want.
She was visibly upset. And told me how could I do such a thing and so on. I then told her my life's story while we finished that bottle and started a second.

We cried and laughed and learned a lot about each other over the next hour or so. She even said she forgave me and understood. She has been divorced for only a couple of years and hasn't dated either. She has three other kids and doesn't want to bring other men info her house especially because she has a 12 year old daughter.
I told her that Billy thinks he's in love with me and I'm not going to break his heart. I figure he'll grow out of it in time and it will take care of itself. Meanwhile I'm getting what I need too. She struggled with that a bit but I asked her if he has seemed happy lately or what, and how would she feel if his heart got broken. She finally agreed that it was ok to continue with him. But what about her? What if she seduced my son? I can't believe I said this now that Iook back. But I think the wine was helping. I said just don't break his heart! She said really? I said fair is fair. But I don't think he could please you as well as I could.

The look on her face was priceless! What? You have sex with women too??? I haven't for a while Betty. But I love women too. Especially redheads. She blushed. She said she never ever would think to have sex with women. She likes men, especially if they have big ones. I said, ever fuck a black man? She said only a few and not all of them are as big as as advertised, except the one had the biggest one she ever saw anywhere. She couldn't even get the head in her mouth and it hurt like hell when he fucked her but that was 20 years ago.

We talked for at least two more hours. And were pretty tipsy. I even showed her my toys and fucking machine. I said you know I'd be happy to take care of your sexual needs if anything here looks interesting to you. And if you closed your eyes would you know if it was a woman or a man licking you while your pussy was getting fucked by the dildo of your choice?
She said she'd think about it and admitted she was wet after seeing some of my toys. But she's not gay. And doesn't find women sexually attractive.
I made some coffee and took out some snacks for us to eat. I didn't want her driving home drunk.

As we sat eating and chatting she put her hand on mine and said I really like you. I was sure I was going to hate you and threaten you with legal action for seducing my boy. But I think we could be friends. I said I'd like that. She said me too and kisses me. Not a long wet one but just a nice soft peck on the lips. She then said, Trina I'm going to think long and hard about your offer. Betty, I hope you do because I think you're one sexy woman and I'd love to taste you. She laughed and blushed which only made me wetter than I was already. She said do you really think so? I need to lose 20 lbs and I haven't felt sexy in a long time. Yes Betty you make me wet. Loud laughter by both of us followed by a nice hug and another peck on the lips. Text or call me anyime Betty. I will, she said and left.

Just before I wrote this confession she texted saying thanks for the talk, wine and treats. Are you free tonight?

Yes, I am.

I fucked myself silly until midnight last night and I am going to do it again in two minutes thinking about Betty.
I'm hoping this works out because I haven't had a girlfriend to have sex with in years. It would make me so happy. Might be a bit weird since I have sex with her son too. But he'll never know if her and I do as well. I think?

Halloween 2003

I was 36, married 11 years, never had sex with a guy other than my husband, we were invited to a Halloween party with friends. My husband and I went all out as Pimp & Ho. He dressed like a 70's style pimp and I wore a red bob wig, went over board on make-up, a very-short tight skirt, and, push-up bra, stockings, garters, the whole this plus the sluttiest shoes I could manage to walk in. My boobs were spilling out of my top and my ass was all over the place. I felt like a different person and people had trouble recognizing me at first.

There was lots of drinking, dancing, flirting-there wasn't a swinger party but things did get a little wild. My best friend, was dressed as a cowgirl, At one point, a guy was admiring her, we talked about her breasts and she opened her cowgirl very and out popped her boobs. The guys played with them then sucked on them. She just kept talking like it wasn't even happening. Needless to say both she and the guy were married to different people. That's kind of how things were going. After I told her to be careful, she fixed her vest, laugh and walked away after giving my pussy a quick rub and telling me to loosen up.

Guys were flirting with me, I was getting drunker and hornier and loving all the attention I was getting and guys were getting handsy with my ass. Two guys in particular focused on me. One was married to a casual friend who I'm still friends with and the other was dating a really attractive girl who I remember was wearing a slutty Pocahontas outfit. I ended up alone with these two who were younger than me, we were flirting, they were feeling my tits and reaching under my skirt to feel my pussy and I threw caution to the wind, reach under their costumes, one was wearing a toga and the other some kind of warrior thing but I reach under and grabbed their hard-ons, pulled them out of the shorts and stoked them. They were loving it and loved it more when I pulled up their costumes and started sucking their dicks. First time with someone other than my husband and it was two of them.

They were loving me going back and forth, their cocks were really nice and then I noticed my husband watching me suck them. He didn't say anything, just watched. I kept going. I made one guy cum, then the second guy. My husband was drunk, watching me, not angry nothing but really staring. After they finished, he walked off. The guys scurried off and the rest of the night they ignored me. The guy with Pocahontas I saw a few more times then never again. The other guy hit on me all the time, never did it anything again with him. He was always getting caught cheating and eventually left his wife for another women. As far as I know she never heard about the blow job thankfully.

I found my husband waiting to hear what he would say. He was smiling having fun, asked if I would mind him dancing with a nice looking younger girl and I said Ok I mean what else could I say. He said something about wanting me to go have some more fun. I took it to mean go do whatever I wanted.

I saw him dancing w the girl, I went off and I did find some more fun. A guy he worked with whose wife was always sleeping around was there and he started flirting. He kept talking about my tits, I offered to show him and he met me in a second floor room. I showed him my tits, he sucked on them, he fingered me, he ate me out and made me cum then he fucked me from behind. It was like I actually turned into a ho. He was drunk and took awhile but once he was hard he fucked forever, i was afraid we were going get caught. I kept cumming until I couldn't cum any more and he finally came slamming me as hard as he possibly could. He ended up divorced but unlike the other guy he never made a move on me again or ever even mentioned what had happened.

After that I just mingled, did some dancing wondered what my husband had gotten into. My husband never mentioned what he'd seen me doing, never asked about anything else and I never asked him about that young girl. We went to a bunch more Halloween parties but never one like that again.

That night was my big sexual thrill night. Sucked off two guys and got the shit fucked out of me by a third. It's a nice memory for me.

Horny Milf In A Wheelchair

I was in college at Valdosta State university years ago when I took a class with a woman with long hair and full cup 36c breasts and long legs. She would have stood out as anywhere but really stood out because he was in a wheelchair. Her name was Sheree and she was divorced. I asked her out and she invited me over for dinner.

She turned out to be the dessert. Afte dinner we sat on the couch and she started kissing me. I unbuttoned her shirt and went straight for her breasts and lovely pink nipples. I was sucking and nibbling her nipples when she said "fuck me!". I picked her up, carried her to the bedroom and sat her on the bed and undressed her. She was great looking naked. Nice bush, thick pink lips. I took her ankles and pushed her legs up by her head. Rolling her hips upward so her full wet push was on display. My cock met her lips and slid right in hr hot wet pussy. Sheree moaned and said "fuck me!" And I shoved my cock deep in her and began to fast pump that pussy hard and deep. Her tits were bouncing and nipples rock hard as I fucked this horny slut. Eventually I felt my self close and slammed as deep as I could and stopped and pumped her c u n t full of cum.

It turned out Sheree was always horny and that slut wanted cock anytime we were alone. I got all the pussy I could fill for the next 4 years.

Best Of Wives

she had 4 guys fuck her for a couple of hours, got 2 loads in her mouth, 1 on her tits and 6 in her pussy. She put on her panties, dress, no bra and came home. She kissed me deep and I could still taste the sperm in her mouth, I undressed her, licked the cum off her pert tits, and ate her pussy raw. When I got and swallowed most of the guys cum from her pussy, she got on top of my mouth and let the rest come out.

She is the best of wives, I fucked her twice after that.

Cheating For Two

My wife Erica has been cheating on me with a coworker of hers.
What she doesn't know, is since I found out, I've been fucking both her son and daughter.

It was actually her daughter who told me to check out a car park they often have sex at.
So I did. And yes my wife was bouncing up and down on her colleagues dick.

Back at home, Becky asked me if she was right. When I nodded, my step daughter simply said "OK, let's fuck".
We did. We had sex in her room, then in the shower where she had me fuck her ass. I swear, I'd never been so turned on.

When my wife got home later on, she had my step son Andy with her. He's older than Becky and had been at college.
I'm not overly sure what the siblings said to each other, but when I was fucking Becky in her room again the following day, Andy walked in.

He made out it was a total shock to him, but now I know they'd arranged he'd catch us.
It was a bit of a charade with him feining disgust and anger, but I knew the gay twenty year old wasn't staring at my cock for nothing.

It was Becky who told me to discuss what I knew about his mom, in his room.
When she entered only ten minutes later, her older brother was giving me oral sex.

Becky left us to it, but not before saying to Andy "We share everything, right!". A few minutes later I busted my nut down his throat.

And that's been the case for ten amazing months.
Some days I'm balls deep up a beautifully tight young pussy. Other days I'm fucking a very willing gay ass.

I'd love to get them both together and possibly record us having sex, but Becky says she's not into that kind of sex.
She's into everything else though.

As for Andy, I only fuck him when he's home from college. We do have great sex, really rough sex sometimes. But he's not as sexually active as his younger sister.

You might ask why my wife cheats on me. It's because it's in her nature. I'm her third husband.

Just Once

My parents were divorced when I was younger and it was just my mom and me. Early one morning I just gotten up and I was going past my mom’s room. The door was open and I saw her standing there naked. I guess that she wasn’t expecting me to be up that early. She wasn’t upset and she just laughed. Then she asked me if I wanted to do it with her, and told me just once.

I was just wearing a t-shirt and boxers. So I took those off and joined her on the bed and we had sex. It wasn’t exactly romantic and more just functional really, although it felt good doing that with my mom and I enjoyed it and apparently she did, too.

The whole thing only took about ten minutes at the most, then we got dressed and had breakfast and we never talked about, then or later, or ever again. I kind of hoped that I would get a chance to do it with her again, but I was always afraid to ask. Still, that is a great memory and I’m glad that I got to do that with mom.

My Girlfriend Is A Super Whore.

Ive been dating a girl for a few months now and she is such a whore. She is not wife material but I'm gonna ride this out for awhile because she is down for anything and I'm having the time of my life.

I've had alot of firsts with her. I had never tried anal before, and she is up for that. She let's me cum anywhere I want, in her pussy, in her ass, and on her face. I had never gotten road head before, and now I get it a couple times a week. I never had any interest in getting a rim job, but we were 69ing once and she started working her tongue down there a bit. It was much better feeling than I expected but I dont think I want it again. She is down for watching porn and gives me head while I watch it. She has peirced nipples and her tits are big enough to give me a tit job. I had never done that either.

We have fucked on omegle and let's strangers watch a couple times now also. She is very open to the idea of a 3some but we haven't tried much to find a willing 3rd participant. She has taken part in a few both mfm and fmf. She also said that on a spring break in Florida her and her friend took care of a group of 5 guys at once. At first I was a little angry when she told me that, but now I've kinda started to warm up to the idea of spitroasting her with someone. She has said she preferred threesomes that are 2 guys because with 2 girls it feels like the girls are just taking turns, but with 2 guys she can be doing something for both of them while she is being taken care of the whole time.

She is the horniest girl I've ever met.I have had sex or at least gotten head every single day since we started dating. Usually more than once a day. One day we spent the entire day naked and she got me off 6 times.

I've expressed my interest in cumming into her while another girl is sucking my balls and she is totally into it, and that her favorite thing is to have someone licking her while she gets fucked.

I'm not ever gonna put a ring on this chick, but I'm gonna hopefully fulfill all my sexual dreams

My Pimp Dad

My mother died when my sister was born. Which left my dad a drunk a**hole raising us. When my sister and I were around 15 and 16 my dad p****d us out. The first time he had us get dressed up and drove us to a party at a hotel. We got to this hotel and my dad told us to hang out in the lobby while he called his "friends". My sister and I were seriously in nice dresses sitting in a hotel lobby. He came back and had us follow him into the hotel restaurant where he introduced us to his two "friends". They were 2 men in business suits, my dad was more t shirts and cut offs kind of guy. They were in their late 20s early 30s. One was average size and the other was over 6 ft.

He introduced us to these guys and let us talk to them for a bit. Then he asked us if they we liked them. I remember thinking it was weird question. Then he told us that he wanted us to stay with these guys for the night and he would pick us up in the morning. My dad said these men (we just met) were in charge and to do anything they said. We were both a little scared but our dad reassured us we would be fine. The men took our hands and led us to their rooms. They had separate rooms so my sister and I were split up. I went with the tall guy. He sat on the bed and told me to join him. He got behind me and started to massage my shoulders. He began kissing my neck and whispered for me to relax. He ran his hands down the front of my body and rested them on my hips. He complimented my body as he grabbed my dress's zipper. He wanted to see my body so he unzipped me and helped me out of my dress. I was in my underwear when he said what I was afraid of, but knew was coming. He wanted to have sex. Now I had sex before with a bf so I wasn't a virgin but I just met this man. He had me help him undress down to his underwear. He had me to lie on the bed. He removed my panties and began licking pussy my bf did this before and it didn't do anything for me when he did it. But this guy made me orgasm almost immediately. He smiled and told me to return the favor as he pulled down his boxers and revealed his cock. He was average size nothing special really. I told him I wasn't really sure what to do as this was only my second blowjob. He told me to put it in my mouth and he would tell me what to do. I did what I was told, lick the tip, suck the balls, try to deepthroat it, until he was rock hard. He had me lay on the bed and spread my legs. He slowly pushed his cock into my pussy going as deep as he could. His thrusts were rhythmic hard and deep. He kissed my neck and nibble on my ear as he fucked me. I wanted to hate it. I wanted to lay there like a corpse, but it felt so good I couldn't help but moan and orgasm. When he was about to cum he pulled out and shot ropes of cum on my stomach. He instructed me to take a quick shower. When I came out he and his clothes were gone and were replaced by the shorter guy. Where the last guy was a little kind and pleasant, as you ca be to someone you bought for sex. This guy was crass. He walked up to me and ripped my towel away. He looked at me with disappointment, and said "your sister had a better body." I wanted to tell him off, but apologized instead. He sighed as if we were having the same inner monologue saying "lets get this over with". He removed his clothes revealing he was already rock hard. He spun me around and bent me over the sink counter. He then fucked me from behind. He grabbed my hair as he fucked me like a jack hammer hard and fast. He make me say things like "I'm a whore, and fuck my whore pussy." I caught him looking at himself in the mirror. I made the mistake of giggling at the thought of him pretending to be fucking himself. He pulled out of me and demanded to know what was so funny. I tried to dismiss it and said "nothing was funny". He then pushed me over the bed and told me I "wouldn't be laughing when he was finished with me". He grabbed my hips and began pushing his cock into my ass. I had never done anal before and it really hurt and I began crying. He thrust into me and asked "do you like this?" When I answered no he pushed in harder and asked again. This happened a few more times until I cracked and screamed "Yes I'm a whore who likes it in the ass!" He kept fucking my ass until he came inside it.

I laid there for a bit realizing that I was now a broke in prostitute. The final insult was when he had me shower with him and clean him off. I was so grateful when he left. Then it dawned on me he was probably heading back to my sister. I went to follow him but by the time I looked out the door a few doors down there was a do not disturb sign. I knocked on the door and the creep opened it up and tried to shoo me away. I heard the first guy tell him to let me in. I walked in and saw him fucking my sister doggie style. After a few seconds he blew his load in my sisters pussy. I crawled next to the tall guy and whispered to him to not to leave us alone with the short guy. He nodded and looked at his friend told him he was going to take us home. At first I thought they were going to fight him, but he just mumble and agreed. We went to the parking lot got in his car. He called my dad who came and picked us up. The guy handed my dad an envelop full of cash. My dad told us that he needed us to do this so we could pay bills. My sister and I were whored out for about a year. A different guy every time but more or less the same. Show up get fucked call my dad he'd pick us up and collect the money. We emancipated ourselves from him as soon as we found out that it was an option.