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My Sister In Law's Breasts

I’ve always fancied my sister in law Janine; she’s funny, caring, beautiful, bubbly, plus has an enormous pair of tits! Don’t get me wrong, I love her sister, my wife, but I’ve always fantasized about Janine.

Janine married a complete ass hole. His parents were wealthy but lovely people; however, their son is an entitled, rude misogynist. I knew my sister in law was very unhappy; she even told me the first year of marriage was the saddest of her life! It was hard seeing such a lovely girl unhappy; at one point, I even had my shithead of a brother in law up against a wall threatening to kick his head in over the way he treated his wife.

Janine was desperate to have children. Unfortunately, it took five years and two miscarriages before she saw her first child David born. My shithead brother in law chose to be away a lot when David was a baby; we all suspected he was fucking somebody else or just wanted to steer clear of any baby responsibility.

It was left to the family to look after and support Janine during this time. As she lived on my root to work, I would pop around at least once a week on my way home to check on her. At this point, I’d known my sister in law for over ten years, and we had always been close. I sometimes doubt she would have even let me in the house if she knew some of the debauched fantasies I had about her! This particular day, I called to find my lovely sister in law in tears and highly distressed. Poor David was quite poorly, and the doctor had diagnosed whooping cough. Janine had had little sleep and was very distressed. I immediately called my wife, who was unfortunately busy with our children and couldn’t come around. In the end, I offered to look after David for a couple of hours so she could get some sleep.

The poor little chap was not well at all, and it took all my parenting skills and various rubs and vapour machines to get him to settle. Janine was asleep for over four hours and eventually got out of bed. She still looked distressed but thanked me for letting her get some sleep. I asked if my brother in law had upset her again, but she said no. I did pry as I could tell something was still wrong. David, at this point, was fast asleep. She became pretty embarrassed and said to me that due to illness, David had not been feeding, and her breasts were extremely sore due to an overproduction of milk. I asked if I could get her a breast pump as I knew my wife had used one to make up feeds when our kids were babies. She said she had one; however, her nipples had become highly sore due to using it, and David had refused to feed at all that day.

My wife had this issue a couple of times when our kids were babies and not well. I had stepped in at these points and ‘helped her out’ I didn’t mind the taste of human breast milk; it tasted just like sweet water to me. I told Janine what I had done for her sister and would be more than happy to do the same for her. She was not sure and didn’t know what to do. In the end, I took charge and sat her down on a chair and knelt in front of her. I opened her dressing gown, and oh my God, her breasts under her nightie were huge! She had a maternity nursing nightie that opened up at her breasts. She let me open up the cloth panel, and one of her breasts appeared. I’ve never seen a tit that size, and her nipples were extremely dark and also massive. I can’t even guess its size, but we are talking well north of EE’s


Her nipple was already expressing milk without even being touched? I gently took her nipple in my mouth and began to feed. I didn’t have to suck that hard for a torrent of breast milk to fill my mouth. Janine moaned a sigh of relief at the release. I must have fed for ten minutes on her left breast before moving to her right. Just before I did, she moved to the settee and rested her head against the back of the sofa. I opened her up the other cloth panel, and even I noticed the difference in size between the two breasts after I’d emptied the first one. I climbed on the settee and almost took on a babies position on her lap as I started to feed again. I kept out of my head that this was Janine tit’s in my mouth; I didn’t want to get sexually aroused. However, whilst feeding on the second, I got an enormous erection. Janine had her head resting on the back of the setter with her eyes closed. I gently rubbed the front of my trousers to try and get some relief without her seeing. After a couple of minutes, I was lost in lust and openly squeezing my hard erection as I fed and sucked this gorgeous woman’s tit. I then feel another hand on my erection!

Janine was looking at my suit trouser and squeezing my hardness. I released myself and let her take over. I had been dying to touch her tits and place a hand on the tit I was feeding on. She was now rubbing my cock over my trousers and doing an outstanding job. I started to squeeze her tits and feed from her at the same time. Next, my zip was down, and my cock was free; I loved her small hands working me. I’d not felt this hard in years, and I could feel my orgasm building. I broke off from her tit to warn her I was about to cum. Janine slides down the settee and takes my cock in her mouth. OMG, it was such a feeling; she was licking and sucking me, truly giving me the best blow job I’d ever experienced.

My head was at now at her knee level, and I separated her knees and caught a glimpse of her white panties under her nightie. My head drilled its way to her crotch. Seconds later, my hands are pulling her knickers to the side. OMG, she had really large pussy lips, totally different to her sisters? I ate her alive, savouring the musky taste of her delicious sex as I came into her mouth. She milked me, as I had milked her. My tongue was dancing around her clit as shortly after her body shuddered in orgasm.

Before I left we agreed that nothing like this would ever happen again, and that it would remain forever remain our secret.

Got My Daughter's Answer...post Try #2

I got a chance to get my daughter alone today by having to drive her somewhere. I couldn’t stand not knowing what she was thinking. I asked her, “How do you feel after our trip to the mall?” She giggled and said “You mean having sex? It felt GREAT!”, she replied. I agreed but apologized for doing it, and she said, “But Dad, I love you. I wanted you before I saw your boner. I didn’t know you liked me, too.” I said that shouldn’t have happened and she pouted, “So you don’t think I’m pretty?”

“I absolutely do.” I said, “You’re very attractive.” She smiled back and said, “Good, so we can do it again?” I avoided the question and we talked a little while then I asked her, “Aren’t you dating someone?” “So what,” she replies, “I fuck other guys while I’m dating. It’s no big deal, just sex.” I know she’s sexually active, but she passed it off so casually, it made me hard. And she looked hot sitting there. She had on short shorts pulled up high and showed off her legs great. As a bonus, from behind they show some ass cheek which I find very cute.

I asked how many guys she has fucked and she said I’m number six. Guys at school and a counselor at a non-profit she volunteers at…he’s 30…so I’m by far the oldest.

I pulled into a parking lot and parked towards the back. Without saying much, she undid her shorts and pulled them off so all she had on was a white g-string. I was sort of surprised. I thought we were going to talk about things more. “What are you doing?” I asked. She replied, “I know what you want. I’ve done this before.” I did manage to say, “Wait, wait.” But she was so quick to make her move. She put her head down to my lap with her ass in the air and started fighting with my zipper. I relaxed and forgot all about talking. I helped and then pulled my pants down to my knees. My dick was throbbing hard and she went down on it like a pro. “Oh, that’s perfect.” I said. She just moaned excitedly and began bobbing on my cock. She’s pretty good at it.

I put my middle finger in her ass as she blew me. I think she expected it because she relaxed her anus as I pushed in my finger. She really had done this before. I slowly pumped in her ass as she sucked me off for a couple of minutes. Then I pulled my finger out of her ass and pushed it into her pussy. I soon felt myself ready to go so I used my other hand to hold her head down and shot my load deep in her throat. It was erotic shooting a load in my daughter’s mouth. She didn’t miss a beat and started swallowing what she could but some ran down my balls into my underwear.

I pushed my finger in her pussy as deep as I could as I was still spewing cum in her mouth and she orgasmed on my finger. I still held her by holding my finger in her pussy and other hand on her head until she finished bucking on my finger and I finished shooting my load in her mouth.

She said, “I knew that’s what you wanted.” I was mostly speechless but I thanked her. She got dressed and I straightened up. I had to drop her off for a drink with friends. On the return trip, we ended up with another girl we had to drop off just before getting home, so we didn’t say much of anything and of course nothing about what had happened so far.

As we pulled in the driveway I said, “I hope you can keep our little secret.” She said, “My God Dad, like I don’t know to keep it a secret.”

I Never Dreamed

Last summer my son and went on a vacation down to mexico. Well, when we got to there, we found that the small hotel right on the beach where we had booked our stay was a clothing optional resort. We really had no idea and of course we were both surprised.
I’m divorced, he’s twenty-four and single. We laughed about it and decided to stay. After all, it was clothing optional. Then, after our first day, and seeing others being quite comfortable being very much clothing optional, we worked up our courage and tried it. After getting past our initial modesty, it was just fine and we both thoroughly enjoyed being that uninhibited together.
Well, it was quite easy to let ourselves be even more uninhibited and we had sex. He loved taking care of his mom’s needs and I loved having him do that. There was no danger of me getting pregnant, so we didn’t have to be concerned about that. So we spent an entire week without a stitch on and had some very enjoyable sex I don’t know how many times.
When we came home we had no trouble in continuing our dalliance, not feeling in the least guilty about enjoying this as mother and son. This had been such a wonderful experience for both of us and I can now understand why this is becoming so much more of a common occurrence these days. Yes, before I really believed that this sort of thing just had to be somehow very immoral. Now, however, I can understand what a wonderful celebration it is of the natural bond that exist and our being lovers is just such a wonderful and perfect thing for the both of us.
Now, at least once and usually several times a week, I very much look forward to our getting together for fun passion and satisfying closeness, as nothing could be better. And I will be honest here, for the first time in my entire life I truly enjoy fucking.

Liberating!

I read on here about a woman who had sex with her son and said how it was the first time that she really ever enjoyed fucking.
I confess that I have had sex with both of my grown sons, and yes, at the same time as well as individually. Until this happened, I never really enjoyed fucking, and this was an eye opening and liberating experience for me. I never knew that I could be so uninhibited or had such a sexual side to myself, and I never knew just how exciting and satisfying it could be to have two young men ejaculating all over me! (And what an output!). And no, no one knows of course. This is just our family secret enjoyment for all of us.
But I would say that lots of older divorced women are surprised with themselves when they get the opportuniy.

You Just Never Know About Your Mom

Last year my mom died of cancer at the age of fifty-eight. She had been divorced from my father for eighteen years, and the two of us were close. Only I was completely surprised to discover that my mom had a whole side to her that I knew absolutely nothing about.
When I was going through her things, I came across dozens of rather shocking photographs of her and her best friend naked and having sex with multiple men. Judging by the smiles on their faces they were both obviously having the time of their lives. There were even photographs showing my mom having vaginal and anal sex at the same time as well as indulgently performing oral sex, and being bisexual with her best friend.
I had never dreamed that my mom was capable of doing anything like that or of being so uninhibited and sexual. At first I was stunned. That was my mom doing all of that! Then, however, as I went through the pictures a number of times I began to become accepting of the fact that my mom enjoyed that sort of thing, and actually I am happy for her that she did. I am glad that she enjoyed life while she could. I suppose that the lesson is that everyone should.

The Loving Daughter

About ten years ago I had sex with my daughter. She was nineteen at the time and still living at home. Her mother and I had grown distant in our marriage and that was obvious.
One day when her mother went to spend a week visiting her sister, my daughter appeared nude. I was surprised and she just smiled and more surprised when she asked if I wanted to do it with her. I wasn’t sure, but she wanted to, so I got naked and we proceeded to have sex. We actually did it several times that morning and we both thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Then for the rest of that week we had sex I don’t know how many times. I found it so satisfying and special to have my penis in my daughter’s vagina and to give her my sperm (thankfully she was on the pill).
Our sexual liaisons went on for the next two years. She told me that lots of girls liked doing that with their dad, and she certainly did. Then eventually she got married and we stopped doing it together. Her mother never found out or knew of course, and I am still with her mother and our marriage is not too bad now. But I do think back on how special it was getting to have that experience with my own daughter.

This Is How You Don't Get Pregnant

I thought I'd share this after reading so many confessions here.

When I was 16 I had already had sex a few times. I loved to cum. I loved being licked and penetrated but was so scared of getting pregnant that I hardly ever allowed boys to fuck me unless of course they had a rubber. Then my classmate Lisa got pregnant even though her bf used a rubber. After that, there was no penis getting in my vagina, no matter how much I wanted it. I couldn't even ask my mom to get me on the pill because good Catholic girls are all virgins you know. Then I met Danny. He was a junior while I was just a sophomore but he liked me. I was totally in love with him. He was so cute and strong, and had the nicest hands I ever had on me. After a week of being bf and gf we started to do more than kiss. I would suck him off every chance I got. I enjoyed it but once he came that was it. Nothing for me. After a few weeks of that he wanted to fuck but I said no way. When I explained that I wanted to more than anything but didn't want to get pregnant he made a suggestion.... Anal. I was like, no way! He eventually convinced me to try it. I have to admit, I'm glad I did. I could just leave it at that bit I know y'all might like to hear the details. It's been about 20 years but I can still remember it pretty well. So here's how it went...

He was smart enough to take his time. Until now the only oral that happened was me sucking him off, which I loved. I have always loved sucking cocks and still do to this day. But I digress... We were in his room and we get naked. He sucked on my nipples for a bit and was rubbing my pussy which was amazing. Then he had me turnover and lay on my stomach. I was so nervous, if he hadn't gotten me so worked up, I wouldn't have gone any further. Then he was massaging my butt, which felt really nice and I relaxed a bit. Then came a big surprise, he spread my butt cheeks and started licking my butt hole. It was exquisite! I came on about 30 seconds. I was shocked. My pussy was flowing without any kind of direct stimulation. He stopped for a second and laughed saying, I guess you like that. I'm like oh yes please don't stop. He licked me for a few more minutes and I came two more times. Then he asked if I was ready to be fucked there. I was scared honestly, but also curious. If licking me there felt so good, maybe getting a dick in there wouldn't be so bad. He had some lube in a kind of big bottle and put some on his finger and rubbed it into my butt hole slowly. It felt nice. Then he slid his finger in and put more lube in me for a bit. I was loving it. I might have cum again bit was still a bit scared. Then he got on top and I felt the head of his cock start to go in. It really felt nice. It was a lot bigger than his finger but was warm and squishier than a finger. He was really gentle and took his time. It was a bit weird feeling at first. But felt good at the same time. It hurt a little too but not more than the first time I put a carrot all the way in my pussy when I popped my own cherry. My pussy was flowing juice out like a river now as inch by inch he slowly put more and more cock in my butt. It stopped hurting all together after just a couple minutes. He was now going all the way in and back and it was amazing. He kept asking if it hurt, I said no, no, it's nice, I like it. So he started fucking me a bit faster. It was it a couple of minutes really and I felt him tense up and shoot in me. WOW! I exploded. I squirted all over his bed. I screamed and screamed yes yes fuck me!!! I loved it. He collapsed on me and we laid there for a while catching bout breath while he throbbed inside my butt. I told him I loved him and he could do that to me anytime he wanted. He fucked my butt three more times that day within the next two hours. He never lasted muchore than five minutes or so. But I didn't care because I never came so much with all my masturbating.

We were bf and gf for about 6 months. I eventually let him fuck my pussy with two rubbers on which made it last until he got tired of it then he would butt fuck me til he came. I preferred it in my butt though and still do to this day.

I Finally Did It!

Hi, it's been a while since my last confession but I finally acted on a suggestion. Some may think it wasn't a big deal but to me it was huge. I confessed before about sucking two of my son's friends on a semi regular basis. They are both 17 years old and cute young men full of cum to feed this cum hungry single mom. About 2 weeks ago the two came over knowing both of my kids are gone for 4 weeks with their dad. I had been anticipating this for weeks and had masturbated many times fantasizing over how it would go. Now neither boy is exceptionally hung and to be quite honest, I have a very elastic pussy. My ass is still tight even though I have enjoyed anal sex since I was a teen. I absolutely love it. I cum best from a good hard anal pounding. But Billy is fairly thick even though he's barely about 6 inches I guess. The other boy Nate is a little longer but pretty thin. I've been sucking them both off for months now. But nothing else. It was easy to find 10-15 minutes to suck then both off and then act like nothing happened. Actually having sex meant much more preparation and discretion. So they came over and sat on the sofa and both had their shorts off in seconds. I laughed and said I guess you twoare ready. Both already hard as nails I was wet as hell. Now mind you, I've never taken any bit of clothing off in front of them. I've let them feel my tits and ass but they have not seen even a nipple. I have nice big pink nipples too. So I say to them how about we pick things up a bit? They looked confused, I laughed again. I said if all you want is to have me suck you, that's fine. But my ass and pussy need some attention. It was comical as they both said he'll yeah at the exact same time. I slowly took my top off and theny bra. My boobs aren't the biggest and are a little saggy but not bad and they seemed to like them a lot. Billy said wow Miss T you have awesome titties. I loved it. My ego was satisfied and I took my shorts off promptly and knelt down in front of Nate and started sucking his cock. After a couple of licks I said Billy just get behind me and fuck me, ok? He didn't say a word and next thing I know he's in me hands on my ass and not taking his time at all. A few seconds later, after maybe 2 minutes of sucking, Nate starts cumming I my hungry mouth. Did I tell you how much I love swallowing cum? Well I started cumming myself as Billy pounds away at my dripping, literally dripping down my legs wet pussy and explodes in me. It was awesome. I was still kneeling in front of Nate who was still hard. I licked his dick from balls to head while looking up at him. I said want to fuck my ass? I swear he started cumming again. I missed some of it but wrapped my lips around it and got all I could. I couldn't help but giggle. He apologized saying he loved my butt and has dreamt about fucking it. Since he was still hard I said go for it. I rubbed some of my pussy juice on and in my asshole and let him take me. Billy meanwhile had sat on the couch and was about half hard. So I started sucking him which got him hard in no time. Maybe because Nate was fucking my ass, I don't know. I never usually suck them both more than one time each but did suck then both off twice a few times. I knew they could cum more than once. It was feeling pretty nice having Nate pound away but I needed more. I was thinking maybe I can get both to fuck me at the same time but Nate came as soon as I was about to suggest it. So I said Billy please fuck my ass as hard and fast as you can. He gets off the couch and is behind me in seconds. There was no finesse, no sir. He drove it in so fast and hard it even hurt a bit and I can take a good pounding. I actually enjoyed the pain but it wasn't much to be honest and it was gone soon. Billy was relentless pounding my asz as hard as anyone e ever did. I'm cumming and cumming constantly, cum gushing out of me like a river and I'm screaming fuck me! Oh fuck my ass Billy fill me up! He exploded in my ass and we fell into a heap half on the couch and floor. Today is the first day they haven't been over here n nearly two weeks. We fuck every day a few times in the morning then in the evening. I've had them both in my pussy and ass at the same time and one in each at the same time. But it's still a work in progress. I think it's better one at a time so they can pound away harder and faster. Or I suck one while the other fucks me. I let them pick which hole they want to fuck and my ass is the choice every time. I'm going to get out my fucking machine this weekend and use Bam in my pussy while they fuck my ass. I'll blow them first of course because I need to swallow their cum. I must confess this will be hard to give up. But I know it can't go on forever.

Sex With My Daughter

I lost my head and fucked my daughter.

It was by accident. We were in a store and she tried on a tight little short dress and asked me what I thought. Without thinking, I got an erection in front of her - my own daughter.

She looked down and got quiet, then said, "Let's take this one." She kept the dress on and carried her other shoes. The clerk was a little confused why she wore the dress for checkout but my daughter just said she loved it so much she wanted to wear it. So little mini dress and sneakers on, we walked out of the mall.

We got to the car, and almost died when she said, "Dad, please fuck me." I looked around and asked, "Here?" without thinking...instead of saying "No" or "You're crazy..." She got in the back seat of the truck and waited for me. I hesitated for a minute then lost my head and climbed in after her.

We fucking in the parking lot. She was so soft, wet and tight it was amazing. I knew she was on the pill and literally thought of that just before I came. She came hard on me.

She got out of the dress and back into her normal clothing. We got home and acted like nothing happened.

She's A Bitch

One of my ex bosses is a complete bitch. Before I left the company she had forty three staff sacked, or suspended, for things as minimal as not wearing a tie.

I'd been gone from the company just over three months, when I met a very pretty girl my age.
Straight away we got on really great. Sex was amazing and we both learned from each other.

Inviting me back to her home one evening, saying her mum was out at a concert, we began having sex. I don't know if was because she was at home, but the sex we were having was extremely dirty and rough.

Just as I fucking her gorgeous arsehole from behind, and she was fingering her own pussy, the front room door opened and in stepped my old boss.

Her face said a multitude of things. Anger, hate, humiliation, but overall, 'You're not good enough to be fucking my daughter'. And then she saw which hole my cock was still fucking.

She also saw just how well endowed I am when I pulled out of her daughters arse.

Trying not to stare at my cock and begin to look envious, it was my girlfriend who spoke first, telling her mum to stop fancying her boyfriend's penis. That one statement alone made me smile so much inside.

She made some attempt at indignation, but we all the bitch she was and apparently still is in work, isn't the jealous woman who witnessed me fucking her daughter.
And I knew then why she was so much of an evil bitch when sacking people. She wasn't getting any and her daughter had taken her sexual mantel. In other words, she was no longer the head turner and it grated her so so much.

When I slowly got dressed, making sure to shake my cock first, I told my girlfriend I'd see her the following day. Again her mother went to say something, but her daughter told her shut up. It was a final come down, especially as her anger at men, was no longer relevant to me.

I'm still seeing her daughter and I know it suffocates her mothers control freak. But I don't care. And guess what, neither does her daughter.