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Moms Friend

I accidentally got my moms friend pregnant in the late 70s when I was having daily sex with her. We started having regular sex after I fixed her car one day, she was never married so she was always craving dick.

I’d cum in her hairy pussy everytime. Back in the 70s everyone was hairy. I had a hairy uncut dick in my briefs.

About 4 months after having sex she told me she was pregnant. I was kinda freaking out. But she said she’s gonna keep the baby and not tell anyone I was the dad. But she’d like me to come around often to see the baby.

So we kept it a secret the kid was mine.

Sister In Laws Huge Boobs

So let me start out by saying my SIster in Law, we'll call her Amy, has the biggest natural tits I've ever seen in person. I saw her bra one time when they were staying the weekend with us and it was a 38JJ. If you are familiar with Hitomi the Japanese porn model, they are nearly that big but her boobs are firmer and her nipples are smaller and higher up on her breasts.

Her boobs are like two giant cantalopes, firm, full, and just, damn huge. They are jiggly just from the sheer size and the bottom of them are well below her elbows when she is standing. I suspect she might have macromastia, but I don't know. She loves the attention they bring her but she has talked about having a reduction. Ugh, I hope not. She could be a successful boob model if she wanted to be.

So we were at my MILs in Florida, she is a widow and several of us go down occasionally to work on her house. We had finished a long hot day of work and we decided to cook out. I usually do the grilling, it was 95 degrees out, so everyone else was inside enjoying the air conditioner while I was cooking their dinner.

Amy and I had been flirting a little bit, nothing serious with so many relatives around. She came out to tell me how she wanted her burger done while I was concentrating on the grill. She was standing close by when it started to flame up, so I reached over to grab the water bottle and pretty much got a handful of boob. I was like oh, wow, sorry. And she smiled at me and said "that's ok, you want to do it again?" I kind of laughed thinking she was joking around and she said "I'm serious, cmon".

We went into the nearby garage and she raised her t shirt up exposing two huge delicious boobs overflowing and straining to jump out of her bra. She took my hand and started rubbing it on to her boobs, then lifted her bra up and it was like a waterfall of boob. Flowing down, jiggling, shaking, non stop, with two of the highest nicely sized nipples I've ever seen.

I started kneeding and squeezing them while she started rubbing my cock. She said "we dont have much time" and started jacking me off with one hand while putting her other hand down her shorts and rubbing herself. It only took her about 30 seconds to cum and I was doing my best to hold back and keep this unbelievable luck going.

That is, until she took my cock and placed it between those two incredible juggs. My cock disappeared engulfed in boobs and all I could feel was warm soft heaven around my cock. I think it took about 10 strokes of her boobs and I started squirting cum everywhere. All over her tits, in her mouth, even some in her hair.

We quickly got dressed, I grabbed a shop towel and cleanded us both off and she sadly stuffed her overdeveloped bosom back in her holsters. As she was leaving she said "I've been waiting a long time for that" and left.

I suspect her and my BIL might be swingers, but sadly I'm never around her or them by myself. I have seen her braless in my house, that was a site to behold, but I do have that one glorious encounter.... And btw my wife is loaded too, she's a natural 34GG, but that's another story. Guess it runs in the family.

Everyone Was Sleeping

My wife told me that her cousin Chrissy was caught sucking her Aunt's husband's dick while her aunt was sleeping. Well little did my wife know, but that turned me on hearing that about Chrissy, and set in motion a plan in my mind to get me a piece of that action.

A few years ago before Covid We had a party at our house where there would be plenty of liquor and 420 and everyone was invited including Chrissy. We gave a tour of the house to show where the 4 of the 5 bathrooms that were available for use and the 4 guest rooms are, with our bedroom suite on the 1st floor being off limits at all times.

During the party whenever I got the chance and no one was around Chrissy and I were kissing and I had my hands all over her tight ass, and titties. I told her she was a fox and I would love to make love to her, but I didn't want my wife to find out. "I'll never tell anyone, anything that we do", she said.

GREEN LIGHT!!! That's all I needed to know. So I explained which room she needed to pick so as to make sure she had no room mate because it had only 1 twin bed and it has an adjoining bathroom that led to the media room where I would be watching TV after everyone has fallen asleep. The party started winding down and many had left for home, but a few couples were staying the night, basically only family stayed and they chose 2 bedooms that had private baths.

Chrissy ended up in the room adjacent to the media room.
After the wife fell asleep I crept up stairs to the media room turned on the TV nice and low so I could hear anyone who might awaken. I opened the bathroom door walked through the bathroom and opened the other door to her room. Then went back to the media room and sat on the sofa pretending to watch a movie.

A short time later Chrissy walked into the room with a quilt wrapped around her.
"What you got under there"? I asked. "Just this", as she opened her quilt, I see this stunning body in just tight fitting panties. Pert titties with erect nipples a mouth full and not much more, slender milky white thighs with a sweet gap right at that point of my desire.

She's a natural red head with freckles, and really white skin as most red heads do. But she's not what I would call a pretty girl really, but she does have a tight body that finer than fuck. I wanted to devour her from head to toe. I told her to pull those sweet panties down and let me see her treasure. She has a sparsely red haired pussy and a sweet looking clit I had to taste. I pulled her to me and licked her hips and turned her around and licked her tight ass cheeks.

I had her straddle my face as I lapped up the tender delicious pussy, I ate her until she trembled, and I knew she had a tremendous organism cumming in my face. She climbed off of me and laid her head on my lap and sucked my dick till I busted my nut, swallowing every drop.
"Fuck me" she demanded, "I want fucked".

I was getting a little paranoid so I told her to throw on something and we'll go to the garage and do it there.
We snuck downstairs went to the garage and I led her to the garage bathroom and bent her over the vanity from behind I slid my fat dick in her hot pussy and pounded the fucking bitch hard as I could.
I fucked like I was trying to hurt her making her moan and squeal sinking my dick as deeply as I could and leaving it there for a few seconds and then pounding more until we both collasped in orgasmic ecstacy.

Her face ain't much to look at but that body of hers says you definitely want to fuck this.

Cuckold With My Brother Inlaw

My husband will take on a subordinate role if there is an alpha male close by . I guess it is a evolutionary thing. If we are at a dance and the alpha male in the room asks me to dance he always consents readily . We were drinking one night and we played a game who would you have sex with if you could . In my drunken state I confessed I would like to have his half brother Grant if I could . He always suspected the attraction was there on both sides. Grant was totally opposite to my husband in that he was very alpha and that was something I had been missing in my husband . To my surprise my husband told me on one of the fishing trips with his brother , Grant had told him he found me appealing and asked Brian how was I in bed . Brian told him everything including the fact that he had always been jealous of him around women and the fact Grant was known as the stud in the family women loved him .

One night about a week after we had our talk about Grant. I came home to find Grant there along with my husband and my husband had his scotch out . I exchanged hellos and hugs with Grant . I noticed the hug lingered a little longer than normal . They were both feeling pretty good so Brian poured me a glass of wine . Brian put some music on one of my favorite songs was playing so I grabbed Grant's hand and told him to dance with me that is when realized something was up . Grant had his hands all over me and my husband was watching on.

Before the night was over I had cuckold my husband for the very first time and learnt that everything I had heard about Grant the stud was true . After our third slow dance Grant started necking with me I pushed away briefly and asked Brian if he was ok with this he just smiled and said yes . Grant wasted no time and had us both stripped off and it was then I saw how big his penis was . By this time I am shaking with excitement. He told Brian to sit down and watch me have your wife for the first time but not the last. It was one of the most exciting times of my life . All 3 of us had a great time .

We are consenting adults as well.

Barb

How We Made It Through The Pandemic

My wife and I don't actually have an "open marriage", but we have been known to swing, especially when she's been drinking and has her liquid courage.

We were both laid off during the pandemic, and while the finances were really tight, we took the time to make some repairs to a small rental house that we owned that became vacant just before the shit hit the fan. It's in a town about 35 miles away, and nobody there knows us since we're just property owners.

One night, we were drinking after a day of working on the house, and I jokingly told her that maybe we should turn it into a brothel. She could turn tricks, and I'd be her security. She laughed, but we started talking about how it would happen, and she started getting turned on. I dared her to do it one time, and she dared me to set it up.

I placed the ad on a little known amateur wife site that she had a prostitute fantasy, and the response was almost immediate. It took a couple of emails to negotiate a price, and he agreed to pay her for sex. Since the house was partially under construction, he also had to bring a tool box so that he wouldn't raise suspicion with the neighbors.

She was extremely nervous when the car pulled into the driveway, and nearly came before he ever got out of the car. She had already had a few drinks to loosen her up, and was wearing shorts and a T shirt (no bra) so that her nipples would hard.

He knocked on the door and I let him in, and there is the woman from the photos with hard nipples poking through her T shirt. We were all nervous, but after a few brief words, he handed her the money, and my wife took his hand and lead him into the bedroom.

I listened to my wife fuck him for the next half hour, and he finally came out grinning ear to ear. Moments after he left, she came out naked and fanned the money in front of my face, and feeling like she had really accomplished something. I told her we had six more emails about the ad, and I could see the lustful hunger in her eyes as she looked down at the money.

Over the next few months, we placed several ads on those little known amateur wife sites, and she started bringing in a lot of money, fucking multiple men per day. We never encountered anyone we knew, and she always used a condom, with only two of them breaking while they fucked her. She got to screen her "Johns" from the pics they sent, and schedule their times. Everyone was very respectful because "it was just a fantasy" to a wife.

Now that we're both back to work and have rented out the house, she looks back at it as an exciting adventure. She was an in-call hooker for almost a year, and she got to be an entirely different woman with a different life. Nobody has a clue what we did during the shut down, but they know she came back a different woman... more confident, and less willing to take crap.

And as for me, she has a whole new bag of tricks up her sleeve, and I'm a very happy husband.

Drunk Step Daughter

What a great day.
My wife and her daughter went out drinking this afternoon with the large group of friends and my step daughter couldn’t take the pace so i got a phone call from my wife to pick her up.
When i got there i was expecting them both to be coming but only my step daughter was.
As soon as i saw her I could tell she was totally wasted.
I put her in my car gave her a plastic bag incase she was sick and drove home.
I managed to get her to her bedroom and flopped her on to her bed and left to get a bucket just incase.
When I returned she was just in her tiny black lacy knickers and nothing else.
She has the perfect body big boobs and a tiny flat tummy and a lovely round ass unlike her mother who has let herself go a little.
I put a cover over her after having a little prolonged look and closed her door to.
After about half an hour i went to check on her incase she had been sick ect
She had kicked her cover off and was laying flat on her back.
I have known this girl since she was 13 and always got on great as her real father didn’t have anything to do with her now at 22 years old she had become a fine woman.
I couldn’t help staring at her body ,i had seen her walking around the house in her knickers and bra lots of time but this time it felt sexual.
She looked so innocent and i could see her pussy lips through her lacy knickers .
She was out cold so i tuck out my now solid dick and started to wank myself off .
Her boobs were amazing to look at and I wanted to touch them but didn’t want to wake her.
I pulled out my phone and tuck lots of photos ,
I carried on wanking and could feel i was about to cum so I lent forward to get a quick smell of her pussy as soon as I smelt the combination of her perfume and pussy i shot my cum so hard onto her bedroom floor.
I was breathing really hard struggling to get my breath.
Once i had composed myself I cleaned up my mess with my underwear and left.
That has just happened and im really thinking about going back in for more before her mum needs picking up.

Beat The Ticket

My sexy younger wife told me about an incident that happened to her some 15 or so years ago.
She was living in a beach town on the Mid Atlantic coast of the US and was frustrated by bumper to bumper traffic one evening going home from work. She was a little sweaty and damp and was looking forward to getting to her condo and taking a dip in the pool.
She decided to swing onto the shoulder to catch her upcoming freeway exit and as she got off the ramp heard the blurt of a State Police unmarked cruiser behind her.
She's always been shy and timid except when she's turned on, and as she pulled to a stop in a commuter lot off the freeway the cruiser stopped behind her and the biggest tallest blackest trooper she'd ever seen unfolded himself from the cruiser and approached her from the rear.
Instead of the usual license and registration the trooper gave her a good evening m'am and asked her what her hurry was and if she was alright.
She was flustered but also turned on as it's always been her style to get excited by authority figures. So without thinking she told the trooper that she was hurrying because she had to pee.
He told her in his deep manly voice that he wanted her to step out of her vehicle. He had her walk around to the back, so she was between her car and his cruiser. He told her would shield her from view and that she should squat there and pee into the dirt. He could see the surprised look on her face but also could sense the timidness and could see she would be compliant.
The spot where they were parked on this field was around a curve and not visible from the freeway and no cars were coming past in the few minutes they were stopped.
She was totally mortified but also very turned on since this was kind of like fantasies she'd masturbated to since she was 14.
So she squatted down and she says she couldn't help a little moan as she emptied her bladder in the dusty field pissing through her steamy panties.
The trooper stood towering above her and pulled his baton out of his fly. He wasn't absurdly hung like in a porno flick but was a solid 8 or more inches of onyx with a big mushroom head that was literally dripping precum.
The overheated slut moaned loud this time and trapped his dick in her lips and much too quickly he was telling her she was naughty for being lewd in public and he was going to have to write her up. He said she could pay the fine right now and she was doing her best.
Very quickly he was holding her head to his crotch and unloading a big climax in her mouth.
He wiped the last of it on her cheek and told her to be careful out there and to have a nice day.
He buttoned up on the walk, got in his cruiser and left her standing there on shaking legs with the taste of his cum in her mouth and her panties soaked with pee and pussy juice.
She used her fingers to make herself cum while leaning against her car then got in and composed herself before driving the last few miles home.
When she got home she stripped as soon as she closed her apartment door, held her panties to her face as she laid on her bed and had another masturbation session thinking about what she'd done and wondering if she should drive on the shoulder more often.
She says nothing like that ever happened to her again up til today but she still gets a thrill out of being so filthy out in public and used by that big bad trooper.
I didn't spoil her story but was thinking that these days a guy like that would be fired and sent to jail but those were different times and good ones for naughty girls and horny studs.

A Quickie With A Cute Delivery Man I Know...

A married lady, mid-forties... I am a bit of a weirdo, always have been, I've probably a good history of going naked in public, when not shamelessly giving out my body to anybody as my second hobby. Something my hubby approves of.... wouldn't be surprised if lots of pictures or videos might be somewhere on the web, or posted in some cutie's porn album!

I had been thinking of something silly for awhile now... We have a sweet delivery man whom me and my hubby always get whenever we order stuff from Door Dash. I noticed a long time ago that this delivery guy looks at my assets when I turn my attention elsewhere, so I had been sort of toying with him every so often.
I started out with suggestive poses, subtle and all! maybe a hip turned the right way, or bending over in tight pants so he sees my shapely ass, or once stroking some lint off of my boob while wearing a loose shirt that'd let my breast jiggle.

This delivery man, he is very adorable... seemed to grow fond of my antics, and I had gotten bolder. I got to talking with him a bit when he came by, got his full name and a few bits of info about him, and I told him about my non-naughty things...
One time, after a couple months of getting his service, I even got him to touch me, by intentionally putting a piece of lint onto my ass, and innocently asked if I had anything back there... When he pointed out what was on the ass of my pants, he got it off for me, quickly pinching my behind.

Last week, I had moved up to a nice towel when answering the door after a shower. The towel let him see my bare legs, and my figure.... just nonchalantly talked a bit with him, as usual, while paying him. I grabbed some cash from my low table nearby the couch, in plain sight of him, and bent down to pick it up, giving him a brief look of my ass, before handing him the money for our order.

Three days ago, I did the towel again, just giving him the money no problem.... this time, I had "accidentally" dropped the towel, and gave him a full view of my body while pretending to cover myself, and get the towel up... I think he was surprised when he saw that, and he was very happy about it.


Last night, I had nothing to do, so I ordered something me and hubby rarely get, and got mexican food.
I had decided to be a brave lil slut this time, and decided to answer the door naked... took a shower, and waited besides the door, mentally preparing myself for this.
As I heard his footsteps at the door, and the knock on the door, I cracked the door open... greeting the delivery guy with the sight of my face at first.
When I opened the he got to see me, in my naked glory... judging by his fond smile, he welcomed this, and I found myself giving him a smile in return.

I noticed his raging stiff dick, as well as his eyes scanning my bare body, before looking up to tell me what I owed... well, I hand him the money, jiggling my boobs...
I don't know why, but I playfully bumped his dick with my hand, and complimented him, and he responded by showing that cock of his, dropping his pants enough to give me a preview.

Oh, I couldn't resist, I had decided to just invite him in, and close the door and set the food in the kitchen, where my hubby always hid when I was being an exhibitionist for the delivery guy. Welp... I sort of begun to sweet talk the delivery guy, admitting that I had been toying with him awhile, and told him that I thought he was swell...

This sweet guy, I just walked to him, speaking sweet words, while he was open to my advance... I guide him, to a table, and then I leaned over it, and wiggle my ass at him before telling him to "go ahead".

There were condoms which I took out from where I hid them, asking if he wanted his "tube protected or not"... much to my joy, he took his bare cock, and plunged into my pussy to begin pounding away, wrapping his hands onto my waist to brace me.

He sure had a lot of energy, because he thrust vigorously into me for a long time, grasping me tightly, and I felt a lot of lil spurts inside my pussy, and his balls made fleshy slapping sounds as he hit me with them when his thrusts got really powerful. Eventually, he reached the point where he sploshed a big load into me, stickying my inside pussy, before he removed the cock from me...

After catching my breath, I had got upright to look at him fondly, and thanked him before giving him a kiss on the cheek, and quickly licking off his dick.
Once that was over, he left, appearing quite satisfied with himself.

My hubby, who secretly watched, gave me a nice lil applause, and then kissed me... we then went to enjoy our food, our cooled off food, but it was good after a reheat in the oven.

I am kinda odded out by how I got that idea to approach the delivery guy, but I am glad he accepted the offer... hubby says I should consider getting to know him better, since it's fair since I let hubby sleep with two girls already.

I wonder if the delivery sweetheart might have buddies to gangbang me with...? I am excited about trying my luck.

The Sex Memory That Won't Fade Away

When chats came about on the internet I joined a chat for persons interested in pre Colombian artifacts. I am a teacher in the San Francisco Bay area and I have had an interested in pre Colombian art since my days in college. I was turning 40 at the time and I had discovered the chat rooms and had lots of interesting discussions. One of them with a man from Ecuador enticed me to do the thing everyone tells you not to do, go visit someone you only met on in a chat room.

I took my savings and booked a flight to Quito. When I arrived I booked a room at a hotel he had suggested, in the old downtown. A two star hotel with one small bed. I met him there, he spoke passable English, he drove a taxi cab but showed deep interest in pre Colombia art. He had been a school teacher for a good part of his life.

I made the second big mistake, there was no lobby in the small hotel so invited him to my room. What happened there is in all respects assault. He viscously r**ed me. He left and I never saw him or heard from him again. I was too embarrassed to do anything about it. I went back to San Francisco with my shame as the only memory of my trip to Ecuador.

Time has a way of playing tricks with your mind. My intimate life has been mostly a failure. In my lifetime I have had three men, one of them in Quito. The other two hardly worth remembering. I am 58 years old and the only man that I think of is that man, that room, that evening. A confidant woman friend put it to me bluntly, I got the best fucking of my life on that trip.

Interesting Discovery

Recently I discovered a blog that is about moms who have sex with their sons. Frankly I was surprised because I had no idea. I mean, I knew that there were mothers who did have sex with their own sons. That’s hardly anything new. And yes, for years I have sort of teasingly wondered what it would be like to have sex with my son. The blog is quite respectable and not pornographic, and this mom club does have strict rules, that there can be no cases of r**e or any sons who are under the age of eighteen. But I was looking over some of the statistics and was surprised by the number of members that this club has. Even if half of them are fake, the number would still be impressive.

There are lots of very straightforward discussions as to how this is now becoming very common and quite desirable, Mostly for divorced moms, of course. But there are stories about moms that this has been an ongoing arrangement with their sons for years, and talking about changing i****t laws between consenting adults, and how a few states already have done this, and a number of other countries as well. Which would of course very much seem to support that this idea that this is becoming much more common.

Now, I have serious begun to think about being intimate with my own son, and how this does not make me into this bad mother. I will just have to wait and see and decide.