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Relationship With My Cousin

So this is a completely true story and I’ll try to be as detailed about it as possible.

So, I’m 19, I have one sister who’s 21. I have 2 cousins. One is a 20 year old girl, other is Her brother, a 15 year old.
Only the 20 year old one is relevant to this story sexually.

We all used to meet up for sleepovers since we were kids, it was quite fun. But one day maybe when we were 11-12, she asked if I wanted to show her my pp. I was astonished, but I agreed. Then I asked her to show me her body and she complied. We were just standing there naked. I touched her boobs and pussy, she touched my dick.
A few years passed, nothing happened. Now I was 16. We were at a sleepover and it was just us at the house. My parents had gone on a trip. My sister and cousin brothers are early sleepers. So they fell asleep around 10pm. Then it was just awkward for a bit. Despite meeting for sleepovers, we didn’t talk much and weren’t super close. Anyway, somehow the topic of what we did a few years back came up. She said she had a faint memory of what we did, she asked me if she had touched it or not. I said yes, she had. She seemed to disagree.
The conversation went on, and I said “well you if you saw it now, it’d be much bigger than what you saw that day”. She just gave a cheeky smile.
She said “the same thing would apply to me”.

Quick heads up, my cousin has a very hot face, she’s a brunette and wears specs. She’s not got huge tits, they’re just okay. But her ass, her ass is out of this world.

Moving on, we didn’t do anything that night. Despite the tension. I still think I should’ve offered her to show my dick or something.

Then a year or two later, her brother got sent off to boarding school, but she still wanted to sleepover with my sister. My sister at this point was 20 or something. She came over, they talked for a bit, and then my sister got a call from her boyfriend, she said she had to go for the night. That was weird, but okay. Our parents usually head out when they’re over, so the house was empty.

It was just her and me, so I decided we’d play some game on my PS4. We were playing, and then she dropped the controller, and she blended over as seductively as she possibly could.

A few hours passed, it was around midnight, I asked where she wanted so sleep and she said she could sleep in my sisters room. I was quite turned on, so I said “wouldn’t it get boring there, alone?”. She replied “I just have to sleep there right, unless you had other plans before sleepoing that would make me alone”.

That got me, I just said “okay you’re sleeping in my bed, with me”. She smiled and complied.

I went to the bathroom and came out, she had already got in the bed and under the covers. I got in too. That’s when I realised, she’s not wearing anything but her bra and panties. I didn’t act surprised. I asked her “Want to see my pp?” She laughed and nodded. I showed it to her, she said “that’s not a pp, that’s a cock”.

I then started touching her, and soon enough she was giving me a bj. She was good at it. Then I ate her pussy out, it tasted so good.
Then I put her on top, took her panties completely off. And then I put it inside her. She moaned so hard. He took it all the way in her pussy, then I went in doggy. Man her ass, I can’t describe it well enough. It was so hot, I came right there. I came a bit in her pussy, and pulled out and put some on her ass. We went to take a shower to ‘wash up’. Well, we didn’t wash up, but she did get another load in her pussy. She told me she’d taken b control before coming. I guess maybe she knew my sister would leave. She’s a horny bitch.

This went on for a few years, and is still going on, she’s got a bf. yet I still get to bang her practically every week. Not on sleepovers, but we book a hotel room so it’s easy.

They Called Me 3 Hole Punch

When I was in high school, I got the nickname 3 Hole Punch after a party. My boyfriend’s football team had just had a big victory, and his parents were out of town, so he had a big crazy party. We were all pretty messed up on stuff that makes you horny if you know what I mean, and I went into his bedroom with him and his friend. We got naked and started fooling around. They were both sucking my tits, I would take turns sucking them, then we started to all fuck. They DP’d me and I was loving it. I didn’t realize other people had come in the room. When one of the guys finished, a new guy would take his place, and guys started putting their cocks down my throat too. I was completely filled. Someone filmed it and the tape got passed around. After that everyone called me 3 Hole Punch because I’d had all my holes filled.

Reality Set In When Wife Shared

As a young guy I had no problem getting hot girls, I was good looking and had a great job. I thought I was really good in the sack, I never had a problem getting girls to orgasm. What I didn’t realize was that all of them would go cowgirl on me to cum. When I married, it was the same with my new wife. I would go down and get her close and then go missionary on her, if she didn’t cum in a minute or two she would roll over and go cowgirl and grind out an orgasm. I either came when she did or may last a while where we would fuck in various positions. When she told me her favorite position was doggy I was really into it, bouncing on her smooth white ass made my blood boil and I would cum. She never orgasmed while we did that. I could reach around and play with her clit or she would play with it and she would orgasm sometimes. It got to where she never wanted doggy anymore after a while.

About three years into our marriage we started partying a lot with my newly divorced friend. So much so that he and my wife became close, like she was his confidant about his failed marriage. After he moved away for a year and came back to visit she was so excited to see him. Her nips were always visible but when I brought him home from the airport and they hugged and kissed her nipples were sticking out like the do when she cums. I noticed immediately and so did he especially when they stayed that way. Later that night I asked her if she was cold and he and I had a good laugh, as we got drinks and 420 in use she changed into what I’ll call night cloths. A white tshirt and very small pj shorts. He couldn’t take his eyes off her. We were getting frisky and she says “ what about Stevie?” It was pretty much on then. We were kissing and both feeling her up and in seconds she was naked and trying to pull his dick out. Once out she was all in, his dick was a lot bigger than mine and the look on her face was shear excitement.

They started up with me involved a bit but once he penetrated her I was enlightened. She responded and moaned at every movement of his cock iodide her. His 8 inch very thick dick was only half way in her as she laid back next to me on the sofa. In less than a minute she was having quite an orgasm, then again a minute later. That second one never seemed to totally end before he told her he was getting close and she told him not to stop. He’s all the way in her now and she is in ecstasy. Once she’s cumming again he unloads deep in her.

While being very erotic it was also humbling, I’d never seen her or any girl I fucked cum like that. As the night and weekend continued it was very clear he could bring her to orgasm any way he wanted. It was later when she asked him to “take her from behind.” She orgasmed twice while he banged her hard and she just wanted more.

I kept thinking “what now?” I knew I couldn’t compete with that.

I felt like a complete failure. After the weekend I asked if sex had ever been like that before. In so many words she said it had a few times She said we made love but other times it was just really getting fucked by someone. I asked some one bigger than me? She just responded that yes she had sex with several bigger but not as big as Stevie. She wanted to stay married to me but she told me she would like to continue with Stevie when she could.

I just said she could if she wanted.

Wifes Obsession

My wife is obsessed with the fantasy of being r**ed. She loves rough sex and gets off on being humiliated so I’ve arranged a little surprise for her.

It has taken me ages (months to organize manly due to time wasters) for two huge dicked guys to r**e her.

We have it all planned out.

I will leave for work or so she will think (I’ll park my car around the corner and walk back home to meet my two new friends).

I’ll let them inside my house and hide down stairs while they go about their business.

I’ve already told them no hitting her but slapping is ok apart from that anything goes.

To make it real they will need to really punish and humiliate her which they have promised to do.

All the time while I listen from down stairs to see if she likes her fantasy becoming reality.

They Keep Getting Bigger

When I was a kid I was waiting to get picked up by my Mom at a fraternal organization we would bus tables for. It was a Sunday and everyone else was gone. They had a huge recycling bin in front back before recycling was a thing. I was bored so I started digging through it. Jackpot!!! Apparently some wife had told her hubby to ditch his years supply of Playboy's and being a 12 yr old I thought I was in heaven. That started an obsession like most guys with big tits.

I dated several attractive girls. One they called "Dolly" obviously because her tits were so huge. She would be laying down and I would take off her bra and she was just all boob on her top half, I think her bras were 36H. We became good friends and I knew she wanted to date. She asked me for a ride home one night and we ended up parking. I loved her huge tits she was a 36-24-36. I tried to fuck her and she had the tightest pussy I have ever encountered. I couldn't even get my finger in there, and she was wet. Unfortunately (or fortunately) my cock isn't extremely long about 6-7" but it is very very thick. I tried to get it in, but if I had been able to it would have torn her in half and I cared about her too much to hurt her. I knew it was either her first time or one of the first, so I didn't push the issue. Thus ended our future.

Fast forward to the Mrs. Cute, petite, with nice sized 32C tits when we first got married. Loved to go to the gym and staying in shape. Over the years, her tits have continued to grow. Any few pounds she puts on goes straight to her gorgeous firm perky tits. First 32D, then 32DD for a few years. Since the pandemic, she ballooned from 32DD to 34GG. And in the GG bras her tits are outside the bottom of the bra and overflowing the top of the cup. They are huge and incredible. I guess H size is next or I. I was shocked when I saw the size after she told me she bought new ones.

She's started going back to the gym which is the only place she likes to show them off. Sports bras cut down to where the bottom of her boobs are. All other times she is modest. Maybe she likes the attention from the muscle heads at the gym. She's a closest tease I guess lol. She does wear a thin wife beater around the house so I get an eyeful pretty much all the time.

I used to fantisize about Janet Lupo, Candy Loving, Petra, all the big boobed Playboy models. I never thought I'd have someone with tits bigger than theirs. Mrs is bigger than Janet and Candy, not Petra. She could probably be a boob model if she wanted, think early Diane Poppos sized. Yes I'd love to show her off, but if she ever found out she'd dump me, like Diane did her husband after she found out. I'd love to see her fuck another guy, but like the poster below found out, that's a good way to lose them. She complains about them continuing to keep bigger, but Im ok with it.

Whored Myself For An Apartment

When I was in college my friend and I got this beautiful apartment. It was perfect. Walking distance between school and work. It was a little expensive but well worth it. We lived there for 3 years. Then the last year of school our landlord came over and told us he was nearly doubling our rent. We really didn't want to leave. My roommate called him to sort something out. She came back with good news, bad news. Bad news, we would be renting month to month. Good news, our rent would be the same if we went out with the landlord and his friends once a month. When the first of the month came we met our landlord at a local bar. We sat down and had a few drinks. A few drinks in my roommate suggested we head out. I and our landlord agreed. He followed us back to the apartment. My roommate invited him in. Once inside my roommate went into the bathroom and came out in her bra and panties. That's when the second part of the deal hit me. I pulled my friend aside and asked her what was going on. She confirmed she agreed to going out and "having fun" with him once a month. We walked back into the living area. Our landlord was on the couch waiting for us. My roommate sat next to him. I stood in front of them and said I was uncomfortable with the situation. Now this guy was about 40 years old and had a decent build. He said that it was ok i didn't want to do it then we could pay the full rent. He then got up to leave. My roommate grabbed his arm and whispered something to him as she took him to her room. I could hear them fucking. I decided to go to bed and try to get sleep. The next morning I woke and he was still there. He waited to know what I decided to do. I grabbed his hand and led him to my room. He pulled his cock out and told me to suck it. Once he got hard he helped me up pulled my pants down bent me over my bed and shoved his cock inside me. Honestly he wasn't half bad he was rough and forceful with each thrust pushing his cock deep inside me. I kind of enjoyed it until he blew his load inside of me. This went on for a solid year. The first of the month we paid our landlord and then later that day or night he would come over. Most of the time one of us would give him a blowjob and the other would fuck him. Once or twice he brought a friend and we would both get fucked. Once I graduated I quit my job moved back home. I have not heard from my roommate since I left and I felt bad about ditching her. But I was not going to keep whoring myself for an apartment I no longer needed.

First Time, Last Time!!!

I am a 19 yr old broke college girl. My parents don't have a lot of money so I got a small scholarship and took out student loans. I work part time at a restaurant but with this covid-19 crap that isn't going well. Last week another girl at the restaurant walked in with a new, "EXPENSIVE" purse. I asked her how in the hell she afforded that? She confided in me that she occasionally escorts (has sex for money) when she is short on cash. She suggested I should try it and gave me the name of the website I could post on. I gave it some thought for a week then decided to post an ad just to see if I get any offers. I consider myself to be attractive. I am very petite, 5-2 and only weigh 100lbs. I immediately got several hits to the post but one really caught my eye. It requested I strip at a bachelor party Friday night and have sex with the groom to be. It offered $500! I accepted the offer on 2 conditions. I get paid up front (cash) and the groom must wear a condom. All agreed. I arrived at the address 9pm Friday night. It was a nice house in a nice neighborhood. The "best man" met me at the door and handed me an envelope. I opened it and confirmed the correct money. I stepped inside. Music was playing, porn was on the TV and obviously the guys had been drinking. There were 7 guys total, 5 white and 2 black. The groom was maybe 30 and the other men ranged from 50's to a guy around my age. I later found out the oldest man was the grooms father and another older man was his uncle. The young guy was the grooms nephew. I went into the bathroom to change into a slutty outfit. When I came out the groom to be was sitting in a chair in the middle of the room and the others were sitting around in various spots. I started dancing to the music and moving around the room. I slowly stripped and spent the majority of the time giving the groom a lap dance. The groom and the other guys were pretty free with their hands but I expected that. Finally I was down to s mall pair of white thing panties. I gave the groom the honor of pulling them down. I could see the joy in his eyes when he got a view of my bald teenage pussy. I took him by the hand and asked him where the bedroom was? He replied "lets just do it here". I was shocked at the request and told him I would prefer to be somewhere where we would be alone. The best man jumped in and offered an extra $100 if I would do it. I figured what the hell, I would never see these guys again. The groom stripped down and sat back on the chair. I knelt down in front of him and sucked his cock until he got hard. I applied the condom and lowered my pussy onto him. I rode hi revers cowgirl and all the guys got a great view as I bounced up and down. It didn't take long before the groom loudly announced "he was cumming!" After the act the guys were cheering, the groom kept talking about how tight my pussy was. I started picking up my clothes and intended to clean up and leave. The groom spoke up and said he wanted to give his best man and the guys a g*ft for throwing him this party. He offered to make the money total $1000 if I would start with the best man and give all the guys a blowjob. I needed the money, I had gone this far so I said why not. Before I even walked across the room the best man had his pants off. I knelt between his legs and started sucking. It took me maybe 10 minutes to get him off. Its a good thing I don't mind swallowing. I raised up to see all the other guys had their cocks out and ready. I moved to the next guy. He was one of the black guys. I had never been with a black guy, but I had heard about their cocks. It wasn't quite true, this guy was a little above average, maybe 7 inches. It took me about the same, 10 minutes to get him off. By this time my jaws were getting tired. I started on the next guy but after a few minutes my jaws were aching. I raised up and tried to take a break. The guy grabbed his cock and said "come on you got me ready". The groom spoke up again and said, "there is another way". He threw the guy a condom. The guy ripped it open and put it on with lightning speed. He pulled me down on his lap. I wiggled around until I slid his cock inside me. He came quickly and from there things got out of hand. The next guy was the grooms father. He grabbed me and pushed me face down over the end of the couch. I told him to put on a condom. He heard him messing with the condom wrapper then he entered me. I quickly found out he faked putting on the condom when I felt the warm cum inside my pussy. I didn't get a chance to get up before another cock immediately entered me. Again when he got off I felt the cum. The next cock really surprised me. It was very large. I looked around and saw his hands on my hips and I realized it was the second black guy. All the guys were around us gathered in close to enjoy the show. The black guy unloaded in me. One after another the guys lined up and took turns fucking me. Even the groom and the guys that got blowjobs took another turn. I don't know how many times I got fucked but it was double digits. After the first guy went bareback, every guy went bareback. When I finally stood up I saw a huge puddle of cum on the floor that had dripped out of my pussy. Cum was running down my thighs. As I gathered my clothes and walked to the bathroom the guys were slapping me on the ass and telling me how great I was. When I came out of the bathroom the handed me another envelope with $500 more. I went home tired, sore and praying my birth control works. I promised myself that no matter how broke I was I would never get into something like that again...

Stripper Trick

Hi guys. I worked as an “exotic dancer” in Rhode Island from age 21 to 28. I worked at a few places. During private dances guys were expected to suck on your tits a bit. I would make a guy feel awesome, squeeze his dick, let him squeeze my tits, ass and even finger fuck me but like a lot of girls I didn’t like them sucking my tits. It felt too intimate like kissing which I would never do but it’s tougher to keep a guy from sucking on your tits.

I found a trick. One day I moisturized my skin in between dances including my boobs and the first guy who sucked on my tits after hated the taste, sucked a few more times then gave up. So I said hmmm and that’s what I did for awhile.

Then being who I am, one day when my boyfriend was dropping me off for work, we had time to kill. I sucked him off and took his cum but some spilled. To turn him on, I rubbed his cum into my nipples like moisturizer. I did this all the time anyway at home I wasn’t really thinking beyond being sexy but half an hour later some poor guy was sucking on my cummy nipples. As he sucked I wish’d I’d used the moisturizer then it dawned on me he was tasting my guy’s cum and I started laughing. He was confused but into my tits, and who wouldn’t be, and just kept at it.

I told my boyfriend later and he thought it was funny and said I should save some cum and rub it on my nipples in between dances so I did. I’d blow him and spit his cum into a little sanitizer bottle I cleaned out and I’d rub it into my nipples in between dances. He thought it was funny, it made me happy for some reason and the guys never seemed to notice. I guess I sound like I hated my clients I didn’t I actually liked dancing and most of the guys but I just have a thing about my tits and doing that made me feel better about it like if you’re gonna be that intimate with me some part of my boyfriend should be involved. Plus I was immature that helped,

Thanks for reading my big confession guys I hope none of you ever sucked
My boobs in Rhode Island!

Jordan

Oldr Woman Wants Revenge

When I was 17 I got fucked the first time with an older woman I met. She was much older, widowed, had a nice body though, and was still pretty. She was a sexual machine, she loved sex in all ways and let me do anything, and she had me doing all kinds of things. She taught me well, and I had lots of sex and sexual fun with her and some friends with whom she readily shared me. I know fucking old women of 60, 70 and even upper 70s maybe wasn't the high school cheerleader but it was lots of different women and different pussies, different bodies, tits, asses. Some I admit were younger, and I fucked them too.

One time she had a woman over, and they were drinking a lot. The other woman, who was 41 was pretty loopy and my friend put her in the bedroom. After playing around a while and my friend talking dirty and using her mouth on me, we were naked and she took me into that same bedroom. The woman was totally naked, my friend stripped her and she was lying there with really nice body, big tits flopping off to her sides. My friend went and pulled up her tits and had me suck on them. Then spread her pussy and had me lick her. She had a 2" long clit that got even bigger when I licked her. My friend took a taste too. Then she had me fuck her. I felt weird that she was out and was only moving slightly and moaning. I figured the moaning meant she liked it. Later after I recouped she took me in again, and again had me fuck her friend.

I got dressed to leave, didn't stay the night that night. She was getting in the same bed naked with her friend. It was a month and a half later that she came over again. She was beside herself. She was pregnant. My friend was very sympathetic saying she needed to make sure she had sex with her husband to explain the baby.

I found out later, that this wasn't a good friend, it was someone who she knew, but one who took the doctor my friend was going to marry. My friend knew all along, she made such good friends with her that she knew her cycle and knew she was going to get pregnant, or at least hoped she would. The next morning the woman woke up next to my friend and they were both naked. She was told what a wild night we all had and how she was begging for me to have sex with her. My friend hoped all along that she'd get pregnant and it would ruin her marriage just as the other woman ruined my friends plans with her then boyfriend the doctor.

It was her revenge, and I felt terrible about my part in it. I shouldn't have done it but I couldn't say anything about it without putting myself in jeopardy. I saw her again when she was 4 months along. Then again at 7 months. I still think about it, it was really an evil thing to do

Vegas Stripper Oral Fun

My husband and I went to Vegas back in 2019 and he has no clue I had sex with a male stripper.

We went to a club with both a male stripper section and female stripper section. We saw the female strippers first and went back stage and I watched a sexy stripper give him a lap dance with me participating. It was a lot of fun and enjoyed it. I then suggested we go to the male stripper section since he got his fun and he was agreeable.

A good looking young Italian guy came up to us at our table and talked to us for awhile. He then gave me a little lap dance and tease. My husband was amused and the stripper asked if we wanted to go back stage for a lap dance. My husband said he wasn’t interested in going back stage but he gave the stripper money to give me a lap dance.

So we get back stage and he immediately starts stripping down to a g string. He has me run my hands all over him and lick whipped cream off his chest and ass. He then faces away from me and pulls off his g string and when he turns around I see what was a 9 inch dick that was very thick. I was very impressed

So he is totally naked now and he picks me up and dry humps me in numerous sex positions. When he is dry humping me he removes my shirt and removes my bra to put whipped cream on my nipples and licks it off. Then he removes my jeans and licks whipped cream off my upper thighs and lower stomach area and this gets me really turned on. I still have my thong on at this time but that’s it.

He then stands up with his rock hard erection and sprays whipped cream down his entire length of his cock. I’m turned on and drunk as shit and lick the whipped cream off his shaft and then just start vigorously sucking his large cock while running my hands all over his chiseled stomach and ass. He let me suck him for a few minutes before laying down in the bench and positioning me in a 69 position so I could suck him while he moved my thong to the side to lick my pussy. This is how we finished. I had a huge orgasm from all the teasing while he licked my clit and he followed in another minute and shot his load down my throat.