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Welp, She Did It

My wife and I hadnt had sex in 7 months, then 2 months. We didn't hate each other, we just didnt turn each other on anymore and the sex got dull so we stopped. My wife is a 5'7 blue eyed blond with 34C firm natural tits and full puffy lips, she's a Pam Anderson look alike without the big fake tits, she's always looked sexy and dresses the part.

We talked about opening our marriage, mostly because I had a lot of experiences pre marriage and she had very few. I wasnt interested, but trying to get a spark in things I agreed, as long as she played safe and kept me informed with whats going on.

We moved to this large city for work for me, I'm a construction foreman and there's a ton of high paying jobs here. My wife gave up her job in technical sales to move out and was looking for something. Since she was out of work and we have no kids she bored quickly, so she would spend a lot of time at the gym then hit the condo's pool.

The weather is always warm here so she'd be at the pool every day. One day a 30 something stay at home finance job guy started chatting her up. She enjoyed the company and his subtle comments about how hot her body looked. Over time when they were walking out together they passed an area behind the pool changing area, he pulled her in and started kissing her and she didn't stop him.

Things progressed from there, him grabbing her boobs, her running her hand up his swimsuit. Finally they went to his house and had sex. So about 2 weeks ago, one weekend she popped up and said "you told me to keep you informed so I'm telling you, I had sex with R". I said who's that? She said I'm not going to tell you where he lives. Where? At his house. How many times? 4. How long has this been going on? 2 months. I said tell me details, she said no.

We went on about other things. That night she was drunk and I asked her again, started pestering her. She said do you really want to know? I admit I did because I wanted to know how she reacted to another man. She said he loved to kiss and he loved eating her. That made her cum right away and he was really good.

The she said his cock is about your length but its very thick, I admit he filled me up and I came harder than I ever had. Part of me was bummed, part was glad she could enjoy sex again (I do care about her) and part wanted to track this guy down and punch him.

She said I dont want to stop for now, but I want you and I to start having sex again and I want to change some things up. So she is coming out of her shell, being more vocal in bed and directing me more what to do. This was a few weeks ago and she has been more sexual with me too. It's not the best way to rekindle a relationship but we'll see where this goes.

Helping Out Cheryl

My mom’s best friend of over 20 plus years has been hanging out at our place more often. Her husband past recently and has been lonely and likes to visit. She has always been a very attractive lady. Short blond hair nice perky tits and a slim waist with long legs. Her and my mom are work out friends both in there mid 50s. My mom volunteered me to do some work around Cheryl’s place. A few tasks that needed done. I agreed to go over on the Saturday morning before the superbowl. I got started on a few things she needed. I noticed she was very excited to get thing done around the house. She was in a work out outfit leggings and a fitted white shirt. Even at her age she still had a solid body. I got a good look and noticed that she was sporting a pretty fat camel toe. I wondered if she wore panties or was going camando. Around noon and no wear near being done she offered me lunch and I took a break. I sat in the kitchen and watches her tight ass move around. She asked if I had a GF I said no one I see exclusively. She told me that she was very lonely and she herself missed intimacy. I told her that being a very good looking women she should have no problems finding a guy to date. She thanked me and asked me if I had meant that. I was rock hard after being eye level with her camel toe and ass and told her hell yeah. I’d jump at the chance of being with a women like her. I don’t know why but starring at the camel toe after a while made me reach out and start to rub it. I was flat out fingering her through her leggings. We where kissing when I started to pull her leggings off and I was right no panties. We fucked that afternoon in every position and every hole. I went home that evening and told my parents that I had to go and finish Sunday morning before the game and would head over to my buddies house to water the game afterwards. I was balls deep in Cheryl when my mom called asking her if she wanted to come over and watch the game. Cheryl was riding me and was slowly grinding on my cock as she takes to my mom. She asked me if she was going to busy during the game. I whispered in her ear that we would be watching the game in her bed. She told my mom that she was going to spend some time at home. My mom then wanted to speak to me so Cheryl pretended to call me over. She asked me if I was going to my buddies afterwards or coming home. Dad was going to order food. I’m told her I’d be home after the game and the help time Cheryl was giving me head licking my head and jacking me off in her mouth. I gave the phone back to Cheryl and blew a huge load ins her mouth while she spoke to my mom. My mom kept her on the phone while I pumped away her n her ass. We have been sneaking around since then. I do date girls my age then I come over to Cheryl’s and she gives me a proper cleaning. She insists on licking my dick clean after I go out on date. To be honest I have passed on some hot girls to go straight out ver to Cheryl’s. She is great in bed and I’m a lucky MF.

Thanks Heather

Since I have moved back home from finishing school. I have gone to work in the family business. That not relevant so il leave that place out of this. My parents live in a quiet neighborhood big houses very nice. I stayed there for a bit while I found a place of my own. With my dad’s help I purchased a home nice neighborhood close to my parents. I have nice neighbors. All came over to welcome me in. My neighbor to the left of me Heather is a tall short cropped hair strawberry blond. She is divorced has a kid she shares custody with her ex. Heather has a look to her long thick legs always dresses nice for work. She looks like a hot PTA mom that would or should be volunteering at her kids school She just has this look that hard to explain. I won’t say what she does but it’s a local high profile job. We always talked and there a 10 years age difference between us. There is a few moms in the area that I flirt with and am positive I could fuck. Heather had teased me a few times that the cougars are on the prowl be careful. I flat out told her to not be jealous my eyes where fixed on her. I went over for drinks one evening after she invited me over and yes we fucked. She fucked me not just love making she flat out fucked me like I have never been fucked. She was wild loud demanding. Her body was amazing nice perky tits and she had me rim her before telling me to fuck her ass. When we have sex she is very vocal and vulgar. It’s great to have a women tell her how she wants you to be treated. I have never heard a women say the things or call herself the things she has called herself. I did get to fuck a few of the others moms in the neighborhood but none come close to Heather. To be honest I’m not sure if we are dating all I know is that I’m having the best sex I have ever had with her. She tells me that I’m the only one she’s screwing and she knows I need to get some things out of my system. Apparently her ex cheated and she says he couldn’t handle how aggressive she was during sex. She is a freak for sure but I dig it. I just don’t know how to tell her

Ex’s Aunt

When I was in my twenties my ex broke up with me. I had only met her aunt once or twice before. Always with lots of others around. Never had a conversation with her alone. So, I was surprised when she messaged me a few weeks after her niece broke up with me. She was about ten years older than me but she had a look about here and you could tell she was attractive when she was younger.

The conversations started out innocent enough. Just how are and what you doing type. She felt the need to keep me informed on my ex. I could care less but it seemed she had a little grudge against her. I entertained it. Soon she started sending me pictures of herself. Pretty face but she kinda let her body go. I didn’t mind though. I still liked a woman with some size.

One day she text kinda angry. She claimed someone sent her a dick pic and she was asking if it was me. I thought she had my number so she would know if it were me. But I just told her it wasn’t me and I would’ve asked before I sent one. She started on the topic all day and then I just asked if she wanted to see mine to make sure it wasn’t me. I sent one but she said it wasn’t mine. She complimented on mine though. Which made me happy. After that she would ask to see it a lot. She talked dirty to me that night and we had phone sex. She was very sexy when she was moaning. I wanted to fuck her since.

The opportunity arose when I was going to her town. I had a night to kill and didn’t want to spend it alone. I text her and let her know I was there and if she wanted to hangout. I didn’t hear from her until late that night when I was already getting drunk in my hotel room alone. I let her know the hotel and room number. I was anxiously waiting for her to arrive.

When she did I didn’t hesitate giving a hug and rubbing on her a little. We had some drinks and talked. I knew I was going to fuck her. I kissed on her and felt on her. She said she couldn’t stay the night so I worked quick. Didn’t seem long until I was pulling her panties off and fingering her. I was ready to fuck then she pulled my dick out and begins to suck it. I came fast in her mouth. I kept fingering here until I was ready. Then I laid her in her back and spread her legs. I got between them and put my dick in her. I fucked her hard. I couldn’t tell how long it was but I know I came in her. We cuddled and then she said she had to leave. I felt on her a a little more then let her ready and she left. She text me how much she enjoyed it.

The next day I left for home. We continued to text for a little while. Then she put an end to it saying she was with somebody. I guess she was always with somebody. But I was fine with it. I enjoyed having sex with her. Occasionally she’d text me and we’d have phone sex. I still enjoy that, but we haven’t seen each other since.

College Train Bang

I am 22 and generally speaking, I am a good person. I am a senior in college and about to start my career as an engineer. Sexually speaking, I am probably your current day average girl. However, I have a sexual desire that is off the charts. I am a gymnast and it is very problematic from a visual standpoint. Knowing every male is staring at me makes my pussy boil.

Anyways, about a month ago I was at a fraternity party. I do not drink but everyone else was drunk. I hooked up with this guy in his room. As we are fucking, his two roommates walk in. They are drunk, the guy I am fucking is drunk so I say fuck it and keep riding the guy. His roommates watch, until they want some too. I tell them okay, but nobody else can know. One by one, the three of them have their time with me. Then two more guys walk in - one of the first two obviously said something. They had me too. Then three more walk in - so much for keeping it a secret. That is eight.

As I am leaving, a totally different guy asks if I am up for more. I wasn’t, but if I was going to hell, let’s get it all done in one shot. This guy and three more guys had me too.

In one night, twelve different guys had fucked me. I was thoroughly fucked and they all had the fantasy of fucking that hot gymnastics girl.

My sexual desire is still off the charts. I would do this night again if it presented itself.

Uncle Freddy

My uncle Freddy was a firefighter and was always my hero and I had a girlish crush on him from an early age. He was a good looking guy, well built and a real dreamboat. I am the oldest of three girls and he always was playing around and kidding with me whenever the family got together.

Sometimes my sisters and I would jump on him in his bed in the morning and wrestle around laughing. Sometimes it was just me and he would always hold me tight pressing my body against his, sometimes I would kiss him innocently.

I can remember several times playing in the pool with Uncle Freddy and I'd jump on his back and wrapped my arms and legs around him piggyback style. When I started to mature, I found out I could feel his penis with my feet and I could feel him get somewhat hard. It was very naughty and exciting. Even better we began to touch each other in lots of places as my sisters and I we wrestled him around in the pool.

When I was about 15, One morning we bumped into each other in the hallway. He was headed to the bathroom wearing only a pair of black briefs. He looked absolutely gorgeous and he gave me a good morning hug. I almost fainted when I felt his firm penis pressing against my stomach. I told him I really liked those briefs and I actually reached down and touched his bulge. He didn't say a word and hugged me again, only longer pressing it against me before going into the bathroom. I was dizzy with excitement and couldn't believe what I had done.

About a year later, we were all at the beach and Uncle Freddy was giving my sisters and I rides on a jet ski. I was sitting behind him and when we started to hit some big waves from a passing boat, he told me to hold on tight and I wrapped my arms around him and slid my hands down to the point where I was touching his penis.

After we went thru the waves, I kept my arms around his hips and I could feel him beginning to grow harder. He stopped the jet ski on a sandbar in about a foot of water and told me I could let go now. I asked him if I had to, as I laughed. I then told him there was something I had always wanted to do as I started to pull down his swimsuit. I told him I knew he was big and I'd always wanted to see it. To my surprise he said " Only if you can keep a secret".

He pulled his hard penis out and it was beautiful. He took my hand and put it on his penis and I started stroking it. He then pulled my top down and said " I've been wanting to see these." I was a 34c and he was very complimentary , he told me he always thought I was " hot" ! As I played with his penis it seemed to get even bigger. He looked around and we were all alone out on the water. Then he asked me if I spit or swallowed , laughing. I told him I swallowed and I went down on his hard penis ,the biggest one I'd ever had in my mouth. But I made him cum and swallowed almost every drop. When I finished, a few drops dripped out as I squeezed it.

Uncle Freddy and I continued to share intimate encounters. When I was in college, he would drive up to school and we'd share a hotel room for the weekend. When it came to Uncle Freddy, That was one secret I was able to keep. Even my husband doesn't know.

Mother-in-Law Still Had It.

About 10 years ago, after my wife's dad passed away, my wife and I drove down to Florida to help the mother-in-law out. They had an older boat that she wanted to sell and I worked on in several days going thru the motor and getting it running.

We took it out for a day cruising around and soaking up the sun. I was surprised to see that my MIL was still in great shape and looked really good in a swimsuit. After a day of sun and fun and a few cocktails , my wife turned in early for the evening.

Fran and I were sitting on the patio having a few more drinks before calling it a night. I asked her about her age and I complimented her on how great she looked in a swimsuit at 53. She laughed when I told her that Mother Nature had been very good to her. She smiled and told me that was sweet of me to say so and got up and went inside for a few minutes.

When she came back, she had an album of old pictures and she opened it and said " You ain't seen nothing yet". As she turned thru the pages, I was surprised to say the least. There were pictures of her posing topless in the sand dunes at some beach. She must have been maybe twenty years old and had boobs that were big, round and firm. She snuggled up beside me and as she turned the pages. There were some full-frontal nudes of her with a small trimmed bush almost invisible. She had a collection of topless-nude pictures that must have spanned 20 years.

I told her I thought she looked great and had awesome boobs and she said " Honey, I've still got it after all these years, don't you think"? Then she opened her robe exposing her full mature boobs to me. I almost fainted when she took my hand and placed it on her boobs and massaged them with my hand.

Before long she was rubbing my hard cock thru my shorts as we snuggled on the sofa. She pulled out my cock and went down on me before opening her robe. She was completely naked and straddled me and then rocked back and forth slowly on my stiff cock.

Her eyes rolled back in her head and she shook violently with an orgasm just as I pumped a load of cum into her wet, old pussy. We both sat there quietly hugging and then she whispered." I told you I still had it". She wasn't wrong either.

A few days later we drove back home and I never got a chance to fuck her again, but oh what a memory.

Helped Out At Fertility Center

This happened about 8 years ago when I was 28 years old. I had worked as a nurse at a fertility center for about 4 years and had two weeks left before starting my new job at a nearby hospital at a labor and delivery unit.

So this was around closing time and I was waiting on one more patient before leaving. My coworker had just left and she said the guy had been in the room for like 40 mins and just shrugged. It’s not uncommon husbands or boyfriend will come in and have trouble ejaculating to give a sample. The room is very sterile and the porn we have is pretty old and needs updating. We tell them they can look at their phones or even bring their wives in with them which many do The only caveat is they cant fuck their wives or get head. That will contaminate the samples. The wives can do whatever they want to turn their husbands on and even give them handjobs but without lubrication. No contamination of the sperm samples like I said.

So I knocked on the door to see if he was ok and a minute later he came out said said he couldn’t do it. He was too nervous He said he drove over an hour to get here. I told him maybe he could bring his wife next time and he said that wasnt possible with their schedule conflicts. Now this has happened before and the guy has had to come back. However I felt really bad for the guy not to mention he was also super cute and me leaving the place in two weeks kind of lowered my inhibitions for what I did next.

I told him to come with me back to the room. I locked the door behind us and told him no one else was here and that he could relax. I said I can help him so he won’t have to make that long drive again he raised an eye brow. I blushed and asked him if he was an ass or tit man. He laughed and said def an ass man. I said that’s good and turned around and twerked at him in my scrub pants. He smiled and said this might just work. I turned back around and said no one ever knows about this and he agreed. Obviously we had mutual interest in not ruining my career or relationship (boyfriend at the time who is now my husband) and his marriage.

I then turned back around and seductively pulled down my scrub pants and panties over my ass. I do have a nice juicy ass and he groaned when I did this. I twerked a little and looked back to see his pants down and him stroking a very hard thick erection.

I start to play with my clit while I bent over a table to show my ass and pussy on full display to him. He came over closer and asked if he could touch. I told him he could touch my ass but not my pussy. I said no sample contamination. Need this to work so he didn’t have to come back.

So he proceeded to rub and squeeze my ass cheeks for a bit while slowly stroking his cock. I’ll admit I was really wet. I asked him if he was close and he said yes. He started to really squeeze my ass hard and spanked me a few times. I told him to remember to cum in the cup and not all over my ass. He kinda laughed and then started to moan.
I looked back and saw him shoot a pretty big load into the cup. After about 6 spurts he stopped and looked at me and said thanks.l that really did the trick. I laughed and took the cup from him and said my pleasure. His dick started to go soft and he pulled his pants back on. I could feel his eyes on me as I walked back over to the chair where my scrub pants were half naked with my ass and pussy showing.

He asked me if I needed help since I didn’t get off and I told him not to worry that I’d take care of myself at home. He came over to me and rubbed his hands on my naked hips and butt again and I was still super wet. I knew I shouldn’t have but I let him finger my pussy and rub my clit to a much needed orgasm. He commented on how wet I was and how hard my ass made his dick. I’m sure he would have done more as I saw another boner in his pants after fingering me but I told him to leave and then I cleaned up and left too.

Funny thing is about a year or so later when I was working in the labor and delivery unit I was the nurse who delivered the baby for him and his wife. After the baby was delivered and it was quiet at night I was at the nurses desk and he came out and thanked me. I said you are welcome and he told me I was the reason they were able to conceive and he smiled and winked and then went back into the room. I blushed really hard but I guess he did have a point. I did help lol. I hadn’t really thought about that day much since it happened. I have a husband and two young kids so life is pretty crazy. But that night after the delivery I went home and masturbated thinking about him and that day when I helped him cum.

Although in my fantasy he fucked the shit out of me all over that room with his big dick.

I Cheated One Time.

I had been married 6 months. I was a normal cute young bride. My husband at this time weighed 150 pounds, small frame and skinny. I loved and still do love my husband with all of my heart. We didn’t start sex until about a month before we married. My mom was very strict with me. My husband had a brother two years older than him. He was tall, well built, and athletic. Girl friends constantly wanted to get them hooked up with him. I was successful getting a date with him with my best friend. I called her the next day to ask how the date ended. She said wow I can’t explain how it went. I understood later what she experienced.
One Saturday we woke up and my husband left for a all day cross country bike ride with the boys. I was in bed sleeping late. I heard a knock at the door so I got up thinking my husband had forgotten something. All I had on was a sleep shirt and panties. I opened the door and his brother entered. I told him my husband was gone. I was covering my breast and he said don’t cover them. Two room apartment I embarrassed walk to the bedroom. He followed me and pulled my arms away. He then starting pulling my nipples. I has only had sex with my husband out of love. I never had dealt with lust. I could believe myself how quick I let him have me. He pulled my shirt off and push me on the bed. He pulled my panties off. He spread my legs and went down on me. I don’t mean a few licks but a long chewing, nibbling, while fingering me. I was out of me head in orgasms. He came up to my nipples and sucked and chewed on my breast. He came up and started kissing me. Not just a kiss but much tongue work. I didn’t notice he had removed his shorts. While kissing me he entered me. I realized he was huge, porn star huge. I went into another orgasm and he cum inside me. He apologized for cumming so quick and said I was so hot he couldn’t hold it back. We continued making out and wasn’t long he was gauging how deep he could go. Even though he could have he didn’t ever really cause me pain. We continued having sex. He was using all of me for our pleasure. I was licking his chest and shoulders because I liked his taste. While pumping inside me had had a fingertip in my anal. He tensed up again and cum inside me again. He chewed and suck my breast some more. We had a long kiss and he got up and left before someone caught him here. I lay in bed totally used. My nipples were so sore I didn’t like a breeze across my breast. My puss was raw. I noticed 3 hickies on my breast. I wasn’t on birth control and he had cum in me twice. I just lay in bed like a truck had run over me. I finally got up and took a shower and didn’t put a top on until my husband returned. The sore nipples took days to get to normal. My husband had riden 70 mile on his bike. I was lucky he was to tired for sex that night. My husband always pulls out to cum so if I had gotten pregnant I could say it was his child.
I did get pregnant. I lost the baby at 5 months due to pregnant diabetes. We both were so sad about this. His brother never tried to get with me for sex again. I no doubt would have spread my legs for him if he wanted me. His brother knew he was special at sex and spread himself around. He had was blamed for 4 pregnancies and 3 broken marriages. My brother-in -law never amounted to much in life. He was apparently satisfied with being a great lover.

My Neighbor's Wife Saved My Family

For the past ten years I've been cheating on my wife with my next door neighbor. I love my wife dearly and we had our first child when we were both 30 years old. Our next child was born when we were 32 (we're the same age). I'm very healthy, physically fit and workout a lot. My wife was as well, but has let herself go after our second kid. On top of this, I have a high sex drive but she never wants to have sex anymore.

I've tried everything. I tried talking with her, doing more chores, couples therapy, talking to my doctor. Every time I bring it up she would just tell me something about focusing on the kids, being tired, being stressed, etc.

Our neighbors are John and Mary. John is my age and Mary is about 7 years younger. John is a corporate lawyer and Mary is a stay at home mom. Mary is athletic. She has smaller boobs and a big, round butt. She does a lot of yoga and strength training. She's Caucasian and blonde.

John and Mary moved in next to us about a year after our second kid. John works long hours and Mary isn't handy so I was always helping them with house stuff (HVAC, broken gutter, snow blowing, etc.). John and Mary were always thankful and we became good friends. Long story short, John confided that he wanted Mary to sleep with me one night when we were drinking on their patio. He would watch but not partake.

I had sex with Mary that night while John watched. Despite using a condom I came in under a minute. I was immediately overwhelmed with regret and left.

The next weekend John was out of town and called me. He told me he was fine with what happened and wouldn't tell anyone. Later that evening, I went over to get some tools back and Mary invited me in. She walked me up to their bedroom and stripped naked. I had sex with her and came deep inside her this time. I couldn't control myself after going over a year without feeling another woman. The next day I fucked Mary and came in her twice while my wife was out running errands.

Since then, and for the past ten years, I have sex with Mary about 5 or 6 times a week. We don't "make love", we just fuck. Sometimes I fuck her on the hood of her car in the garage, in their basement, or behind their house later at night. Mary isn't on birth control and I let her dictate what we do. If she lets me have sex with her I finish in her pussy. We usually avoid sex during her ovulation window and I will face fuck her instead (she's submissive) but we've also risked it before in the heat of the moment. Cumming inside her when she's ovulating is the most satisfying and it turns me on thinking I might get her pregnant.

Our arrangement makes logistical sense. John works so much and has a low sex drive. My wife basically never wants to have sex. Mary is raising their three kids and is pretty stressed. John knows everything (except that we've had sex when she's ovulating) and sometimes I send him pictures and videos if he wants.

I care deeply for my wife and family. I don't think I could date Mary and I can tell that she doesn't like me more than as a friend. We fuck out of convenience. I used to feel guilty but I don't know what to do since my wife just wont work with me to solve the problem. If I didn't have Mary, I think I would've left my wife. Sex for me is a form of stress relief and it is hard as a man who takes care of himself to be denied attention from other women. I'm not the best looking guy, but it feels good to know someone finds me attractive and appreciates the effort I put into myself.

The other night my wife was angry with me despite me helping her as best as I could. I told her I was going to go for a "drive" to get some "space". I picked Mary up and we parked behind a warehouse out of town. I fucked her and took my stress out on her. I fucked her face and spit on her. I bent her over the hood of my car and fucked her from behind. She asked me to pull out and I spit on the side of her face and came as deep as I could. I told her I hope she gets pregnant. Mary came shortly after.

I came home relaxed and let the argument with my wife go instead of being vindictive or retaliatory. I know it isn't right, but I honestly just don't care anymore. Sometimes I wonder if I should tell my wife, because I think there is a chance she might not care. I rationalize my behavior by telling myself that the stress relief I get keeps me from taking my stress out on my wife and kids. Feel free to judge me but if you were in my situation what would you do? Would you really be faithful?