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So That's How She Affords Her Lifestyle

My 19 yo niece (wife's side) has an expensive apartment with no roommates and recently got a brand new SUV while working "in a warehouse."

Last night my friend and I hit a couple of strip clubs on the outskirts of town, and at club number 2 it all became crystal clear how she affords all that. We were sitting at a table with a couple of dancers and I look at the far stage and almost spit my drink out when I saw our neice completely naked doing some impressive pole work. She's a tiny little blonde with perky smaller tits and a plump little round ass that turns heads. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't ever noticed it. I tried to avoid her, but when I was coming out from the vip room with a girl she was leading a man in and we locked eyes. She gasped, looked away, and kept on going.

A few minutes later she came out of the vip room, went to clean up, and then came straight to me. She sat down in thong and a very skimpy bikini top and said, "does Krysti know your here?" I replied, "Of course not, she'd kill me. Does anyone else know you work here?" She replied, "no, and I'd like to keep it that way." I said, "I won't tell if you won't." She sat awkwardly next to me for a couple of minutes, then gave me a hug and went back to work.

As the night went on, the club started to clear out, getting close to closing time, I saw her on stage pulling her thong down and off over her heels. Something came over me. I went to stage to tip her. Still don't know why I did it, but she took the five from me, smiled, then turned around, bent over and bumped my face with her bare ass and pussy. Then she turned back around giggling, blew me a kiss and went to the next guy. My dick was as hard as steel.

After she got off stage and put her bikini back on she came over to me still laughing and apologized. I said, "no need to apologize. Best $5 I've spent tonight!" She sat down and we chatted for a few minutes and then she asked if I wanted a lap dance, no charge. I said "let's go!" She led me to the VIP room, sat me down, and started grinding on me. She pulled her top off, rubbed her tits in my face, then took the thong off. Her pussy was dripping wet and she was enjoying herself! She pulled my hand from my side, set it on my leg, and then sat on it. My middle and ring fingers slowly slipped into her. She rode my finger for a few seconds and whispered in my ear, "do you like it?" I said, "yes, but now I want more." "More? Tell me want you want." she said. I told her, "I want to fuck you so bad right now." She smiled real big, leaned in and nibbled on my lip. She kept riding my finger, with her hand clenching my dick and said, "you want me to ride your big thick dick?" She pulled my fingers out of her, licked them, and had me lick off the pussy juice on her fingers. "Not here, but I will. I promise. I will let you fuck me as hard and as long as you want." Then she very sensually kissed me and said, "Drive me home in a few minutes. Okay?"

When I got back to the table, I handed my truck keys to my friend and said "your driving tonight, and we will have a passenger." He said, "god damn bro, seriously?" When we left, he drove, we got in the back. No hesitation, she pulled my dick out and started riding me before we even got out of the parking lot. She was kissing all over my face and neck, riding me hard. To keep from instantly filling her with cum, I flipped her, put her knees to her shoulders and started smashing her tight little pussy. After few minutes we pulled into her apartment complex, and she said " it's almost over. Let me ride you." I sat upright, she mounted me, and she proceeded to slam her pussy down and come all the up to my head and slam back down. I told her I was about to go and she sped up. I emptied my entire load into her.

She slid her shorts back on, kissed me one last time, and got out of the truck. My friend drove to his house, then I got in the driver's seat and went home trying to think of how I'd avoid my wife. Luckily, she was out cold so I 'accidentally' spilled food on myself, put my clothes in the wash, got in the shower, and left just enough of a mess in kitchen to make it believable.

Surprised By Size

This happened just about 5 years ago I was 34 at the time, my boyfriend isn’t that big in the love department so I wanted to try something bigger so my boyfriend said as long as he could get to watch I could do it but it had to be worthwhile so I said what about $200 ? He said if that’s what you think then I’m happy if the guy pays it. So a couple of weeks later I got enough courage to write an add on this site, it said girl wants to try a bigger dick while boyfriend watches.
I had multiple replies and didn’t answer any of them for a few days until I got one from a married man who was going to be staying in the city on business. I thought this might be just the man to try so I spoke to my boyfriend to see if he was serious about letting me do it. He said we want a photo of him and his dick to see if it’s what I want to try, I messaged him and he sent a couple of photos and I liked what I was looking at. My boyfriend said if you like what you see then go ahead and make plans to meet.
5 days later we’re driving to the motel where he was staying, he said to meet at the bar which we did. He was very nice and polite he asked if we were sure we wanted to continue and I looked at my boyfriend and said yes I want to now.
He took us to the elevator and we went to the 17th floor, the door opened and my heart started pounding as he led me by my hand to his room. Once inside the room my boyfriend asked if he had the money he said yes it’s there near the television. As my boyfriend went to get the money this man turned me around and kissed me so gently I was wet instantly, it was a feeling I’d never felt before and I knew this was going to be special. My boyfriend sat on the chair as he undressed me and then I started to undress him while he was making me wetter by the second. As soon as I released his pants he was half hard and already bigger than my boyfriend I went straight down and took him in my mouth as I turned him around so my boyfriend could see he said he’s huge, now we had seen a photo but it was bigger than the photo he sent us.
He laid me down gently spread my legs and licked me like I had never been licked before, I was just about to orgasm when he stopped and said are you ready I said yes and reached for a condom and put it on my new toy I was about to receive.
I guessed he was a little short of 8 inches and as he gently entered me I stared to erupt. This is what I was waiting for and didn’t realize how wonderful a bigger penis was until he was all the way in me.
It only took about 25 minutes and he said I’m going to cum very soon I looked at my boyfriend and said take the condom off and fuck me before you finish, the look on my boyfriend’s face was complete shock we never discussed this but too late he was buried in me and I was having the best fuck of my life, he filled me and laid on me until he was getting a little softer as he got off me my boyfriend jumped up had his little dick hard and said my turn I just stuck my ass towards him smiled as my new lover put his dick back in my mouth, my boyfriend only lasted about 3 minutes before he came I couldn’t even feel him in me.
I thanked him and my boyfriend went outside the room as I cleaned up, before leaving my new friend said he would like to have me all to himself for the night if we could arrange it sometime, I said I want you whenever I can have you he just laughed and said it would be my pleasure.
I couldn’t stop thinking about him and about a week later I was with one of my friends and she stopped to talk to this lady that she was going to a conference with for the next 2 days and guess who was her husband? My gorgeous lover he just smiled as they talked not letting anything be noticed between us, he winked at me and I motioned him to call me I was starting to drip just looking at him.
That’s another story.

My Family Is Interesting

I had been homeschooled right until college, so I pretty much no friends and nobody to talk to
After I got to college I started ti realize my family is a little weird.
It started as soon as I can remember. Nobody from my family or even my cousins family had any shame in nudity. We walked around the house naked and my mom told me to touch my 2 sisters, just to be closer to my siblings. Well, later on, when my hormones were going and my dick was getting hard, my mom came in with the talk that I assumed every kid has. She said that whenever my body feels tense and my penis is hard, I can ask any woman of the family to help and to demonstrate, she jerked me off and out it in her mouth right before I came. I thought this system was normal, the same went for the girls. I've had my sister come in saying she needs her pussy taken care of. We all developed bonds, I fucked my sisters, they sucked me off, my dad fucked my sisters, I fucked my cousins at one point. Life was good but then when I got to college I realized nobody does that. But I gotta say that they are missing out. There is nothing like going to your sisters room and fucking her bratty mouth.

How I Fucked My Biology Teacher

A story from my senior year of highschool.
My bio teacher was the youngest of all my teachers. She had this round butt and sometimes she wore these tight shirts that really brought out her chest.
Horny as I was, I decided to catfish her. I knew that she was on dating apps, so I made a fake profile without my face, only body pics .
I finally found her and we fucking matched. We started texting and I didnt waste any time. I startes being flirty, sexy and thankfully, she replied the same. We talked for a week or so and we managed to exchange nudes. I wanted her more than ever now. I asked to meet up at her place and she agreed. I got there, knocked on the door and she seemes very startled when she opened the door. I explained everything to her and she really didnt like the situation. She was silent at one point and I gently brushed her ass and said "But those pictures are real, you know thats the cock you want." She looked at me and hesitated, saying maybe. I took my dick out to show her. I could see she was braless and her nipples got hard.
"Dont be scared, I promise I wont tell anyone. Lets just have fun."
She slowly kneeled down and took my hard cock into her mouth. After some confidence, I grabbed her head and fucked her throat to make her braver. She bent over her kitchen table and took off her black panties. I licked her ass and fingered her pussy before putting in my dick. She was moaning like crazy saying things like this is wrong, but the wetness of her pussy said otherwise. I fucked her deep until she screamed fuck really loud and almost collapsed after an orgasm
She looked like a mess, she took my member into her mouth and finished me off on her tits.
We still hookup about twice a month and at school she always pretends nothing happened.

My Sisters Tight Pussy.

When I was just 15 years old and my sister was 12 we started having sex almost every day and multiple times a day. We loved the fact that it was i****t but that really made it better for us. Well one late Friday night when we thought our mom was asleep we both got naked in the living room under a blanket and started fucking like nobody was home. We got carried away with the sex but when we both finally came we saw that our mother was sitting in a chair at the end of the couch watching us and fingering her bald pussy. She said she knew we'd end up having sex together and that it was fine with her then she asked me if I would like to fuck her too!! Well here we are 47 years later and still fucking mom and sister daily!!

My Daughter And Me. Pt. 1

I work as a bartender at a strip club. I am a busty and dye my hair blond so I can make good tips.

Of course a lot of the customers hit on me and offer me money to sleep with them. If I get to know a guy well, and like them, I can be tempted to take them home and make some extra cash.

I am a single mother and every little bit really helps with raising my daughter. As a teen she really got into wearing stylish clothes and using make-up, which is all very expensive.

I should describe Rachel. She has long red hair (due to her absent father), is thin with tiny A-cup breasts but a nice round butt.

As Rachel was turning 18, she somehow got the crazy idea that I was going to get her a car as a birthday g*ft, which was really beyond my means even with the extra "tips" that I was earning.

I discussed the idea with some of the staff and my regular customers, and they suggested selling her virginity (thanks to the movie Pretty Baby).

I was not really keen on their idea, but Rachel was desperate to get her own car, so I decided to discuss it with her despite my reservations.

Although it should not really have surprised me, but as it turns out Rachel was not actually sexually inexperienced. She told me that she had let guys diddle her, and had given some handjobs and even a few blowjobs.

But strictly speaking, she had never had intercourse, although her hymen was no longer intact because of the diddling and her own masturbation.

So my major concerns that she was inexperienced and might be uncomfortable sexually playing with others were unfounded.

Rachel also had the idea that after she turned 18, she could strip at the club as a way to earn gas money and pay for her car insurance. Not the ideal career path that I would choose for my daughter. But with working at the club myself and bringing clients home, I could not impose higher standards on her.

So once the idea was planted in Rachel's mind, there was no stopping the plan to raise money for a car. But to be honest to the potential donors, we did reveal her sexual experience to them so they would not be disappointed.

We decided to hold an invitation-only event in the club, after it closed at 4 am on the morning of her birthday. This was also not to draw the attention of sketchy clients and potentially jealous strippers.

In addition, since I did not want things to get out of control and for Rachel to be overwhelmed, I decided to join her. Besides, we invited my regulars so I trusted them. I also got her on the pill beforehand as I didn't want her to become a single mother like myself.

We appropriately got dressed up for the party. I dressed in my sluttiest black see-thru lingerie. Playing up the part of a virgin, Rachel dressed in hello-kitty flannel pajamas, tied her hair in pigtails with a pink ribbon, and even used a pacifier in her mouth. We also had some wine coolers beforehand to calm our nerves and because Rachel was now of legal age.

We both got on stage and began to dance. I took off my lacey bra first and then Rachel removed her flannel t-shirt. Of course she was braless and her tiny tits got a lot of hoots and hollering from the guys. They began to shower the stage with cash, mostly 20s.

Then getting lost in the moment, Rachel pulled off her PJ bottoms (with no panties), lifted her leg on the dancer pole and began to finger herself for the guys. My daughter was definitely sexually experiemced as her pussy was already wet and her cum began to dribble down her leg.

The audience went wild and guys started begging to lick her pussy and shoving each other out the way to get a better view. At this time I become concerned for Rachel's safety and did the first thing that I could think of to rescue her. I knelt down before her and began to eat out her pussy myself.

Neither I nor Rachel had any previous lesbian experience (let alone i****tual), but I could tell she really was into it. She placed her hand on the back of my head to forcely guide me into her clitty, and I could taste it's saltiness and got aroused myself.

Rachel then climbed on my back with both of her legs, as I gently lowered her with her back lying on the stage. The strange thing that happened was that the guys got calm and all quieted down watching this unexpected show.

I kept licking Rachel's clit and as it got harder I found that I could nibble and suck on it with my lips covering my teeth, just like sucking a cock. Rachel's moaning and thrashing about uncontrollably got me really aroused myself.

I needed my own satisfaction, so I lifted my self and removed my panties. Then I spread Rachel's legs and inserted my legs in between hers, and without a spoken word mother and daughter began to naturally scissor each other.

I could feel Rachel's wetness building, as I am sure she could feel mine. My own moaning was added to hers, and we began to buck each other like we were riding horses. In this position we could also french kiss and suck on each other nipples.

Part 1 has ended.

All I Needed Was For The Right Man To Come Into My Life

The following upsets a lot of people, particularly women and of those lesbians the most. I was at the time ending a long term relationship with a woman, my first real relationship. I went out with a group of six people. We were four women, two of us lesbians and two straight girls from work, and two guys from work. I got pressed up inside a booth at the restaurant with his hand in my crotch and he was digging to get to my tits. I came, in a 'violent' rush. He got to my tits and he left his 'mark' all over me. It was my first time ever in the hands of a man and I didn't know what to do. He did, take me home and fuck me.

I remember his beard brushing against my thighs as his tongue reached deep into my vagina. I was wet, I could tell, and I could smell myself, like never before. When I saw his dick, it looked like it was a baseball bat to my mind. I suddenly remembered that I wasn't on any birth control and I was probably at a time of the month to get pregnant. I hit him hard with my fist, I screamed out loud that I didn't want to get pregnant. He held me down, he already had himself between my legs and I could feel his dick trying to poke into my vagina. I begged, begged him not to get me pregnant. He told me to lay back and think of what a good mom I was going to be and he finished fucking me. One night, three hours of my life. I was fucked and I got pregnant.

He never asked, he took me when he wanted me. Over and over, no matter what my mood was, if I was just back from work, if I was already carrying a seven month baby. I got wet every time, as soon as he put me under his control I got wet. As he fucked me I got wet. And I smelled it, every time. I don't know if it was because I was pregnant. I smelled him, his semen, his breath on me. And I smelled me, and he smelled me, sticking his nose between my legs taking deep breaths with his nose.

There was no way I could reasonably support myself with a baby. No way. I got married two weeks before giving birth and got pregnant again a month after giving birth without ever having a period. I didn't like his unshaved face, I didn't want his beard against my thighs. I spent another pregnancy in his hands, now with a baby to care for. Girls I knew from my lesbian days didn't understand. How could I like it so much? All I could say is that when it's happening you like it, like nothing you ever liked before.

Sleeping alone was the worst. He sometimes had to go out of town. I hated it, I would take my blanket and my pillow and go sleep on the floor of my baby's room. I had never felt alone, but now if he wasn't there I was alone, all the time. When he left for work I felt it until he came home. If he was watching television and I was bathing the baby everything was fine. If he was not there I hated the silence. I tried not to call him at work. But I did. All the time. I was a pest always wanting to speak with him.

The second baby kept me more occupied. I was a stay at home wife, a stay at home mom. I lived that life. I had friends who were stay at home moms and we had play dates for the kids. We met at the park on nice days. We talked about going for a third. Do it now while we were young. I told my husband that I wanted a third, born eighteen months after my second baby.

I craved sex, and attention from him. I was like a child telling him every detail of my day. He listened and patted my head, he kissed me with deep kisses that drove me crazy, he grabbed my crotch holding me from behind. He spanked me when I was getting dressed or still wet from the shower. He liked to eat me, whenever, wherever. The children were real young but still, having him eat me while they were there was weird and uncomfortable, but I opened my legs for him, I wanted his tongue. I didn't ever want to be one of those wives who didn't give her husband sex.

I'm far more settled down now, I have three kids in grade school, and I am that woman in the Suburban running them around to all of their commitments. I have big birthday parties for them, and I have a group of women friends. We have wine parties, and sex toy parties. We play sex confessions and they don't believe me that I never masturbate, I come with the real thing. Since that day that he grabbed me in the booth at that Mexican restaurant I have never been with another woman, or any other man. I am a true red, white and blue American wife. Apple pie and hot dogs and picnics in the back yard.

When it's time for me to go to sleep I put my face in his arm and smell him beside me. My nose is over sensitive since I got pregnant. I love to smell him in the morning. And I love it when he grabs me by the crotch.

First Gangbang

My husband has pushed and pushed for years. I finally agreed. Last night was the night. 8 guys plus my husband all banged me over and over and over again. Most went twice, some three times. I lost count of how many times I got it. The trouble is that now, my husband regrets it and I loved it. He is calling me a slut for liking it, he really regrets that he arranged it, and hates that I enjoyed it.

I want more and he never wants to talk about it. The original plan was that he go first and then last. He went first, and wouldn't go last, after everyone left I wanted to make love to him, not fuck, make love and he couldn't even get hard. He called me a no good, horny fucking slut, a whore. It was all his idea and no matter what, I was sitting there listening to this shit with cum on my face, in my hair, on my breasts, on my belly, butt, and dripping out of my pussy, into a foot wide pool on the mattress. I never expected that I would really like it, and NEVER expected he would regret it.

My Family Rule Was What Happens In This House Stays In This House

Growing up in a kiss and don’t tell family . Was amazing . I remember when my step dad would send my mom to the store and the rest of the kids while me and him stayed home . I loved it. I’d tease him and lure him in while I took a bath. Calling him “daddy “ “daddy” come quick . He run in and see me naked. I’d tell him it was spider I’m scared . Just to jump on him and rub against him naked . Once I jumped on him wrapping my legs around him. He grabbed a handful full of naked pussy. I stared thrusting . He just put me down. Then asking where is the spider . So bent over in front of the toilet and said “i think it went under there” so he can see my ass hole spread open. I looked over my shoulder to see if he was looking . And he was. My pussy just throbbing dripping juicy supple nectar. I say “come look” he steps closer and fall back on him. I feel his penis. And it’s hard . So I keep rubbing and he doesn’t make me stop . His head falls
Back. Eyes rolling. . Biting his lip. Body shaking. And whispers “you naughty girl”. And I smile. Opening my mouth as he unzips his pants. As he says asks “are you curious”? I say “yes daddy” . He spits in my mouth and says “ that’s a good little bitch” i moan. He slips his long thick fingers in my tiny pussy . In and out in and out in and out. And if only I was bigger. And I get upset because he stop every time. I wanted to sit on dick . He just wouldn’t let me

Husband And My Friend

Some years ago me my husband and my friend were staying at the beach house for a few days just enjoying ourselves. One night we were drinking a fair bit and my husband doesn’t wear underwear much, so we’re sitting around and I could see my friend looking in his direction so I looked and I could see his cock was half on display I just smiled as we kept drinking knowing I was going to get some later.
After about 20 minutes my friend went to the bathroom and I said to my husband she’s checking out your cock, he looked surprised so I said you need to get half hard he looked at me and I just said do it. He has these injections that make his cock hard for around 3 hours so he went and injected himself.
He came back about 10 minutes later and sat down again and straight away my friend was checking him out little later his cock was hard and started to poke out of his shorts she looked at him and me and then said fuck your big cock is looking at me, I laughed and said would you like a look and she just nodded so I made him stand and told her to pull down his pants, as she did it hit her in the face she just looked at it until he pushed it into her mouth. It doesn’t take a woman long to want dick when it sitting right in front of them and they’ve been drinking.
I said give it to her baby as he was sliding it down her throat, I moved behind her and went to remove her panties and she didn’t have any on. As this point I knew she was getting fucked tonight and possibly not me.
I led her to the bedroom and my husband followed I lifted off her dress pushed her onto her back I spread her legs as I watched my husband slide himself into her, she let out the biggest scream I myself was dripping wet as he made her scream, I said enjoy I’ll talk to you both tomorrow morning.
I knew she was going to be fucked for hours as I’ve taken it after he injected himself before.
Next morning I heard my husband riding her again before he came out to me, I said how was she he just smiled and said you’ll find out later.
I spoke with my friend during the day when my husband went for more alcohol and she said she could hardly walk how do you handle it I just said thanks to you I might not need to take it all from now on.
I said he’s getting more drinks for tonight so be ready she said only if you want me too? I said oh yes I’m glad I’m getting a rest from him.