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Unexpected Failure

Back in 2020 I started having sex with a friend. I had been friends with her since middle school and things were never sexual with us till 2020

She had just lost a bunch of weight and I made one joke about seeing her naked. Saying I bet she looks amazing. Next thing I know a few days later I’m on her bed in just my briefs as she’s stripping while we make out.

I’m feeling her body up and admiring her sexy body while she only has her panties on. My briefs come off and I’m hard already. She gets right to oral then I eventually get her laid on the bed and take her panties off to give her a good licking.

She hasn’t had sex in 4 years she tells me. I hasn’t had sex in 5 years I tell her. So we felt comfortable going bare. She was on birth control…

I had been cumming in her for about 5 months. We had sex 5 or 6 times a week. I’d stop at her place after work and we’d fuck. Covid was a thing so there was nothing else to do. My hairy cock in her hairy pussy. We didn’t see a reason to shave when we both were fine with hair and no one else was gonna see it

Towards the end of 2020 she stared feeling funny. After a trip to her doctor she found put her birth control failed. And I had been cumming in her. She was pregnant!

We were both in shock. No doubt about it. It was my child. She wasn’t having sex with anyone else. So we decided that I should move in. Pregnancy sex was amazing I’ll say that!

And here I am now. A dad to a girl and married to my friend from school who is pregnant with our second child

Hope You Find Out

I’m a married mother of 3 to a man who is a cheating no good liar. I found out he was cheating on me with some nasty women and I let it happen over the years. Last one was the final straw. I’m petite a spinner blonde hair tight ass nice tits. I was hit on a lot and never acted on it. Gym his friends my sons friends I was never acted on it. I gave in to someone from the gym he is 10 years younger than me fucks my brains out. He has a huge cock that it the first time he fucked me it felt like it was going to split me in half. I have fucked him in the pool in his car in my car on our bed in his bed. In a public park in a movie theater. We got thrown out of a theater and bar for screwing in the bathroom. He cums in my mouth my ass and my kitty. He pounds me when and how ever he wants. He thinks I’m beautiful he takes me when he wants lets me finish for once. He bent me over in an elevator in Vegas and ate my ass. Licked my kitty and ass. Yes last time you called me I sounded retarded if you would have face timed me you would have seen how he was pounding me in my ass. Good luck with you nasty fat bitch. I’m moved out and made a large donation to the local boys and girls club. Oh and by the way my BF agreed to go on a cruise with us. Going to give him that threesome you always wanted. Bob voyage fucker

Weirdest Night

I am 51, divorced and still fully enjoying sex with men. About a week ago, the weirdest thing happened to me.

Me and some friends went out and got drunk. It was planned. We had a driver for the night so I got home safely. As I stumble into bed, my 24 year old son is coming home from a night out too. We are both drunk. He helps me to bed, including helping me get out of my bar clothes. I remember him actually putting me into bed and sitting next to me.

When I woke up the next morning, I was naked. He was also naked and in bed with me. After moving a bit, I feel my pussy has been fucked. I reach down to find cum all over it.

I wake up my son who is obviously just as hungover as I am. I say to him what the fuck happened and he says I have no idea. We certainly fucked but neither of us remembered it or my son is lying.

The Roommate

I am divorced and I am always feeling down sexually. I want sex but I just do not want to see what it out there, as my ex was such a piece of shit.

I decided to make a profile on a known hook up app. By the end of the first day, I had 50 different messages and likes. Okay, but really? I decided to prioritize and found five that I would, based on looks, fuck me.

After some chat, I met Tom. He was 27 and seemed encouraging. After some time at a public place, we decided to go back to his apartment. We head to his bedroom and almost immediately start to play. Out of nowhere, his roommate walks in. I was like what the hell - I thought he was out for the night? I started to stand up and they apologized. After some coxing, I agreed to letting them both have me. For the next three hours, these two men fucked me in every imaginable position. Each time they came, they came in my mouth or on my body. By the end of the night, I counted six condoms on the floor, meaning they must have fucked my pussy six different times. As I left, they both walked me out the door and said they wanted to see me again soon. I drove home in a blur.

A couple of nights later, I went over again. Both fucked me just like the previous meeting. The following weekend, the same. After that meeting, one asked if I was open for additional friends. I told them I would think about, but how many? They said two or three more. We fucked again a few nights later. In the throes of being banged senseless, I agreed to the other friends joining them to fuck me.

A week later I was gang banged by five men. It was obviously my first gang bang, but damn! So much cock. They literally seemed to fill my stomach with cum! I went home that night completely used up. My pussy was loose. My throat hurt. My entire body was stiff. But as I laid down after my shower, I felt my sexual confidence return. I had lived through a gang bang and I wanted more.

They have gang banged me several times and every time is fantastic. The last time, two more friends joined, making it seven of them versus me. Sounds like perfect odds for a woman to get fucked really good!

Can’t Stop Thinking About It

I’ve been on my own for almost a year after my wife passed away. I haven’t dated or been with a woman since and it’s been lonely at times. My daughter is 19, beautiful with an amazing, athletic body, and we’ve always been close and have a great relationship. She’s been concerned about me and always makes sure I’m doing ok.

We went to a concert and booked a hotel room, but the only room available had one king bed, so we slept in the same bed. When I woke up early in the morning, I was laying against her spooning her and my dick was hard and pressing against her leg. When I gained my senses, I slowly rolled over on my back hoping she didn’t know what I had been doing and that my dick was hard.

That didn’t last long when she rolled over with me, smiled at me and asked if that felt good. I was embarrassed and said I was sorry and I was asleep and didn’t realize what I was doing. She smiled and said that I have nothing to apologize for and that she would do anything in the world for me to make me happy.

When she said that, she moved her hand down and started rubbing my dick. I said what are you doing and tried to squirm away, but she wrapped her hand around me and told me to close my eyes, lay back and enjoy it. It felt so good, I couldn’t resist and I felt completely under her control. I laid back as she stroked my dick, it was the best feeling I’ve had in a long time. She stroked slowly, then faster, then slow again, bringing me close then backing off…over and over. I didn’t want it to end, but I couldn’t hold out anymore and I looked at her and told her I was going to cum. She looked at me, put her other hand on my head tenderly and told me to cum for her and I did. It was the most intense orgasm I can remember. I shot cum up onto my upper chest, moaning and groaning with each shot of cum. It was incredible.

When I finished, she smiled at me and asked if I needed that and I told her yes, I thanked her and told her it was the best feeling I’ve had in a very long time. She said good and that she was glad that she could do that for me.

This was a couple of weeks ago and we haven’t talked about it since, but I can’t stop thinking about it. It was probably a one time thing, but it was the best g*ft she’s ever given me and I’ll always treasure that moment with her.

Paying The Rent

My husband lost his job a few months ago and money was very tight. I told my husband that I have picked up more shifts at work, but I am really making money on the side doing ‘special’ services for people. It has been weird, but it is paying the rent and bills. I hope he finds a job soon as I am actually starting to enjoy the money!

Recording My Mom Led To Something Better

My mom was 15 when she got pregnant with me by another high school student. Her parents were well off and helped us financially, but it was just mom and me until she remarried when I was almost grown.


Mom dated a lot and sometimes she brought her lovers home. I stayed in my room but I could hear her moan and almost scream with lust. I was scared she was being hurt but she assured me she wasn't. It was only when I hit puberty that I really understood what those sounds meant.


We could talk about anything, and she knew I thought she was hot. She'd tease me sometimes by wearing clothes I told her were sexy, like short shorts or only a long t shirt as a night gown. I'd polish her toenails and she'd wink at me when she saw the bulge in my jeans. This was all done with a lot of humor. I don't think either of us wanted to be the one to make the first move.


My grandpa, mom's dad, bought me a camcorder for my birthday. I decided to try to secretly tape my mom and her lovers. We lived in one of those old houses in the country that had a huge screened in back porch, and one sunny afternoon mom's lover brought her home and fucked her on a big cot that was there. I recorded it all from the kitchen. She kept calling his name, Alan, as he plowed her hard. She moaned and grunted and told him to pull out before he came but I don't know if he did. My mom wasn't a big drinker, but I could tell she was pretty drunk that day. As soon as he stopped and got off her I hurried back to my room to watch the tape.


The video quality was poor compared to today, but I jerked off and came in about 30 seconds. I made such a mess that I took a shower, then lay on my bed for awhile, proud of myself that I'd got away with the taping.


I finally put on a pair of briefs and crept back to the porch to see what was going on, but Alan was gone and mom was still lying on the bed naked. She was dozing, and she had one of those black fabric masks over her eyes to keep the sunlight out. I walked toward her and just stood next to the cot. She looked so sexy and petite and disheveled and drunk and well-fucked. Her hourglass figure always drove me crazy. I started getting really hard again. Somehow I knew she wouldn't freak out, and I took off my briefs and mounted my mom.


I poked around a little before I found the opening to my first pussy, but once I did, fucking her just seemed natural. She felt so good, so warm, so wet. And she was tight which suprised me. She whimpered, "Alan, stop it, you're going to get me pregnant."


Then suddenly she realized I wasn't Alan. She whipped off her mask and looked at me sort of wild eyed. She said, "Michael! What the hell are you doing?" I just kept thrusting and said, "Mom, I love you, I need you. Please mom." She didn't move, just took deep breaths as I kept fucking her. Finally she relaxed and I could feel her hips start to undulate side to side like a snake. She'd done that with Alan too. She put her arms around me and started grunting and moaning. She writhed and bucked but I stayed on her.


When it was clear I was going to come, she said, "Honey, you've got to pull out, I'm off the pill." I pulled out and came all over her flat stomach.


We ended up having sex regularly after that. Mom felt really guilty at first, but when she saw it wasn't harming me, we ended up sleeping everynight in her bed when she was without a lover. I started dating girls in my senoir year of high school and I think she was relieved because she'd met someone too.


I've been married to a fine woman for twenty years and live across the country from mom and her husband. We haven't had sex since she married, and we rarely talk directly about those years. However, there are indirect references that we both understand. Not long ago when we were Zooming, Mom said, "Since I caught the flu, it seems like I'm stiff everywhere."


"Even your hips?" I said with a grin.


She smiled and said, "Yeah, babe, even my hips, and you know how easily my hips used to move."

My Aunt Made Me Cum...

Spending a summer weekend at my aunt and uncle's place in the country, My aunt took me horseback riding. We were riding bareback and I was sitting behind her and we rode along at a walking pace as we both rocked back and forth slowly.

I had my arms on her hips and as we went along the trail, I could feel my pecker beginning to get hard bumping against her butt. We came to a deep gully across a creek and as the horse bolted slightly going up the bank, she yelled "better hang on" as I fell backward.

I grabbed her tight with my hands accidently across her big boobs discovering that she was braless . I buried my face in her back and I could feel that I was going to cum. After a minute or two further along the trail she laughed and said " You can let go now".

Little did she know, I had already let go. When I got home to my surprise, I had a big wet spot in my shorts. This was my first ever wet cum, I had just turned 13 that summer. I'll never forget that day.

The Devil Made Me Do It

In 2003 I was a contract worker for a large company. A female coworker had taken maternity leave and she announced she wasn't returning. It opened up a permanent position, with benefits and opportunity for advancement. I went to the department head, who was a consultant, and asked him if I could have the job. He looked at me and asked me when I had been nice to him, what made me think I was entitled to it.

A couple of days later he came to the apartment where I was staying with a friend and asked me how nice was I going to be. It was time for me to 'get my tits out and put my mouth where my ambitions were'. I called him out for sexual harassment and he told me I wasn't an employee, no witnesses, off company property, so get my tits out and get on my knees and show him the respect he deserved. Later my roommate told me it was a simple equation, if I really wanted the job, suck his dick.

I went with him to a motel, followed him down the hall to a room, got my tits out and sucked his dick before he fucked me. I got the job and he looked after me. I had to continue being nice to him. I moved into my own apartment making it easier for him to keep seeing me. He finished his work at that company but retained influence with the CEO and founder. I sucked his dick and spread my legs and my career progression continued.

I am a lot older, he is seventy, I suck his dick and show him respect. I never married him because he is so much older. All my child bearing years have been devoted to him. I traded a career for marriage and family. And now he can't fuck me.

College Slut

I was a complete slut in college. It started freshman orientation weekend and it went all of the way through my senior year. It didn’t matter who it was, I was always down to fuck. I am surprised I never get pregnant.

That said, once college ended I became more proper and uptight. This ended abruptly about a year ago. Call it my sexual prime or whatever, but I crave cock 24 hours a day. In the last year, I has fucked at least 40 guys and given head to dozens more.

I had to get that off my chest. Thank you!