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I Wonder Why Their Husbands Took Them Back

I'm old now and arthritis is getting the best of me. My best days are gone and I know it, but I got a lot of memories, good and bad, and some regrets.

I had my share of women when I was young, but most were short term things. I got a lot of money from an inheritance when I was 32, and I'd meet these women, and before long I had them running off with me to travel around and have fun for a while. We'd be together anywhere from weeks to months, but I never pretended that it was going to last forever. They were small town women mostly and had never been anywhere. And they weren't all 22, some were in their 40s. Most were either married or had long term boyfriends. I often wondered what their husbands thought when they just took off one day.

There were two very different women I'm thinking about tonight. They got pregnant by me. I offered all kinds of alternatives, and would have paid child support, but I wasn't going to marry them. They ended up going back to their husbands, and the husbands took them back. They had to know the kid wasn't theirs. I don't understand that at all. One woman was in her 20s, but the other was 42. She and her husband had raised their youngest to 14 years old, and now they were going to have a newborn and be raising a child into their 60s. I looked the women up on facebook and the oldest woman is still with her husband. The kids I fathered are successful from what I can tell. The husbands made better fathers than I ever would have been. I don't understand men who would do that. Good decent Christian men I guess. I'm glad the world has them.

A Workable Solutio

My husband, David, and have been married for 35 years. We tied the knot right after college and he’s the only man I ever had. We have 3 grown children ages 35, 32, and 26, all girls. We always had a very good sex life, even after 30 years of marriage we still had sex at lest twice a week and usually more. A couple of years ago, my husband got prostate cancer. After a lot of worry and stress he had his prostate removed. The good news is he’s cancer free and alive! The downside is he cannot get an erection. He’s tried everything but nothing works. Because of this he’s lost all interest in sex and doesn’t even touch me other than a gentle hug or kiss.

I felt certain I would be fine without sex but after going more than a year without it, I started suggesting things we could try, I admit it I was horny and wanted sex. He simply isn’t interested and even told me he was perfectly fine with me having sex with another man as long as I didn’t get emotionally involved. I knew I could never do that but thanked for giving me the permission. At 56 at the time, I knew my prospects weren’t good and wasn’t about to embarrass myself by hitting on someone.

Our youngest daughter, Ann, asked to have some friends over for an afternoon pool party. She lives close by and we have a large private pool. I told her she could but we’d be there and had invited a couple of friends over already. She was ok with that and made her arrangements. Her friends started arriving around 2:00, ours around 4. Ann’s boyfriend invited 2 of his friends, we’d known them both for years. One of them, David, Ann didn’t like but she tolerated him. Everyone was old enough to drink and there was plenty of alcohol. It was a hot day and everyone was enjoying the pool.

By 6:30, several of Ann’s friends had left leaving just Ann, her boyfriend, David, Greg, and then 3 of my husband David’s friends (yes there were 2 Davids). Around 7:30 Ann and her boyfriend were ready to leave. She told David and Greg they were going, apparently wanting them to leave as well, but they stayed. Ann wasn’t happy about that but left anyway. David was hanging around my husband and they were having a long conversation. Greg was talking to me and the other 3 friends sitting on the side of the pool. I was sitting in the pool on a step. On one side of me was Charlie and the others were standing.

My David called to a couple of the guys to go play pool and everyone but Charlie and Bob got out and followed him. The other David, I’ll call David G, came and sat beside me on the steps. We’d all been drinking for hours and were feeling no pain. David G was sitting very close to me, he had no choice because there wasn’t much room, Charlie was turned facing me and Bob was holding a small float in front of us. I was enjoying everyone’s conversation, even David G’s, and we were cutting up having fun…All of us fairly drunk.

I don’t know how long he’d been doing it before I noticed, but I began to feel David’s hand under me and pushing my bikini bottom to the side. It startled me and my first reaction was to see if the others could tell but it was dark out and the light was across the pool. I looked at David about to say something when he started wiggling his finger and found my clit. I held my breath as he played with my pussy all while talking with us. I tried to respond and managed a few words when I decided I had better get up before I had an orgasm right there, which would be hard to hide and harder to explain. I finally said I was going to check on the others so David moved his hand. I got up and went inside, took a shower and put on a tshirt and went to bed, it was probably 10:30 by now.

After a while, I heard the door open and waited for my husband to get in bed so I could tell him what happened. When he crawled under or blanket from the foot of the bed and began licking me, I knew it wasn’t him. I tossed the blanket off and there was David G, young enough to be my son, between my legs with his tongue on my clit. I asked what he was doing and he moved beside me and said “David had told him about being impotent and he knows you want sex. He also knows that Ann doesn’t like me because I always had a crush on you, so he told me to,see if you would be willing.” I was shocked and didn’t know what to say. David reached between my legs and immediately found my clit sending a shock up my legs. He kissed me and rolled on top of me. I admit I was turned on and no longer wanted him to stop. After making Mr cum orally, he fucked me 3 times that night! Since then, we have sex twice a week and my David even joins in giving me oral sex sometimes. Who’d imagine that the only man other than my husband to fuck me would be a boy I’ve known all his life!

Our First Swinging Experience

Thursday night, my husband and I had our first swinging experience.

We normally have a good sex life. Our kids are older. As they live at home, privacy and noise control can be challenging. We find our opportunities but we collectively crave more.

Months back, our kids had left for a day at the beach with friends. This meant my husband and I would fuck at least a couple of times that day. This day would be the gateway to my confession. As we were in foreplay mode, my husband says something about role playing. I said sure, sounds like fun. We had all day, so fuck it!

We role played about having sex with another couple. It seemed simple, easy, non descriptive, but incredibly arousing. I was the other woman and he was the other man. Later that day, the other man and the other woman fucked each other again.

This role play continued for a few weeks. The sex was fresh, fun and surprisingly, it gave us the opportunity to bring new sexual acts into our bedroom. It was almost like it allowed us to safely break out of our comfortable routines.

Fast forward to Thursday. After months of role play and information gathering, we attended a swinger event for the first time. It was at a club near us. We knew the dress was ‘dress to impress’. My husband wore slacks and a dress shirt - that he ended up removing. I wore far less - a matching burgundy set of panties and a Babygirl teddy nightgown. It was sexy, shear and made me feel sexy, but it was very revealing.

We checked in, got a drink and found a table. We laughed at how many almost naked women were here. We made comments like are you sure about this?

After maybe a half an hour, a nice looking couple asks to join us. They join us and we start talking. At some point, I realize I have not said three words to my husband in who knows how long. I look over at him, we smile and I realize that we are good. The talk is general for the most part in the beginning and then it became more about us and me sexually.

I will tell you the truth here: I did not hear one word my husband and the other woman said. I was completely into my own conversation with this other man. Before long, he start touching - hands and feet. He asks me to dance and I, well we, got another approval from my husband. Actually, they got up to dance as well.

So here I am, on full display, dancing with another man in a shear ‘nighty’. If I knew any better, I would have stopped and went home….but it continued. Hands and then lips. His touch and kiss were new and different like the role play, but was real and genuine too. His hands found my ass. Mine found his chest through his opened up shirt.

As this continued, I asked him what happens next? He said that we could find a private room and get much more comfortable. Again, asking for permission, my husband gave his okay.

As this other man led me into a private room, I could feel my pussy throb. My mouth got dry. My mind went crazy. I got awkward…and giggled. In a way to regroup, I asked this man to get me a soda. He came back, I said thank you and drank the entire soda.

Kissing and touching started. His pants came off and I stroked his cock until it was rock hard. I sat on the chair in front of him (and yes this was another awkward moment) I said may I suck you? He was so good…he says did you really think I would say no? We both laughed.

I lined up his cock and took him in my mouth. My married mouth. My mouth that had not had another cock in it since college. My mouth that kissed my kids good night and good morning. My mouth, the same mouth that desired this man’s cock. Long, deep sucks. I used my hands and my mouth to please this man’s hardness. He played with my hair and ‘helped’ with how deep he went into my mouth.

He eventually pulls back, directs me to the couch and he begins to eat my pussy. My married pussy. My pussy who gave birth to my children. My husbands pussy since we met after college. This man licked all of me and I just took it all. He had me edged into a fury. I hadn’t any intention of fucking anyone tonight, but it was going to happen and soon.

We ended up fucking on that couch. He was good. I came a few times and he filled the condom once. We stopped at that point. We found our partners, shared some laughs and walked to our cars.

My husband and I both went all of the way and deemed the night a success. Before we even got home, he says I am going to fuck you as soon as we get in bed. This was the hottest part of the entire night.

My Sons Cock 2

As a quick follow up on my original posting, my son and I have been intimate for about 2 weeks. We typically fuck at night, but the weekends are a totally different story. We basically spend the day in bed naked and play whenever the desire rises. I am overly generous with how much I suck his cock. One day, he came four times in my mouth and down my throat. One time, and one time only, I allowed him to cum inside of my pussy. That particular act was indescribable. No words can explain that feelings and emotions of that.

This is a highly sexual situation that I do not see stopping anytime soon.

When You Kissed Her

I worked for a dick head doing lawn maintenance. He owns a landscaping company and had around 20 guys working for him. Anthony has his eldest daughter work for him as well as his now ex wife Nanette. This guy would pay us late short us on checks and say he would add it to the following week. Never nice always post and was never around. We would come in every morning and get our stuff and go to the specific area that day. Everything from home yards and large industrial warehouses. I was going to school at night so the hours worked out. I figured that I would bang his daughter to get back at him. One day the dick tells me. Take the small truck and head over to this address. It’s my house he says Nanette needs help removing and redoing our back yard. Just do what she says and take a half hour lunch. He would stop by later.
I get ton there house and she is in the back yard. She comes out introducing herself to i we talk and i follow her to the back.

She’s in stretch pans and a tank top. As she bends over her stretch pants our very thin and I can see the out line of her panties as the sun shines it’s hot and Tyler are directly on the sun. I’m about 5 feet from her planting she moves around and is on all fours I look up and can see right through her pants. I took my phone out and recovered her for a while and snapped some pics. Lunch came i ran to get us some lunch. I get back and the dick is there they are arguing he yells at her and storms off. I hand her lunch she is crying.
I didn’t mean for it to happen but I put my hand around her and because she is small my hand landed on her right tit. It felt soft and I left it there she didn’t move my hand so I rubbed and pinched her nipple. She said we should stop but I pinched a little harder and she took a deep breath and kissed me. We kissed I yanked her pats down spun her around and shoved my dick in her. She pushed me off turns and spits on my dick then turns around and beds back over there patio table. I fucker her and didn’t last long blasting a huge load in her. I kept pumping and she shortly cums.

I began to shove my thumb in her ass and she says you can have that when ever you want. I use her juices and cum that leaking out and start to push my dick in her ass. I bottom out in her and I let her at this point dictate the rhythm. She started with short strokes pulling in then out and with in minutes after getting used to the size she is slamming in to me.

Now this is when I get my revenge I blew my load in her ass. It felt amazing. As I pull it out she spins around and cleans me up. I took more video of her as she is licking my dick clean. I hear a truck pull up I yanked my pants up went back to planting Nanette pulled up her panties and pants. She looks over at me and says babe is my face clean. I nod yeah he walks back to us. He walked over to her o continued to work and positioned my self where I could work and see them at the same time. Now I think to myself that it has been less than 5 minutes since my dick came out off her butt and went in to her mouth. She cleaned everything off my dick as best she could. He walks up to her slaps her on the ass and plants a kiss right on the mouth. She pulls away and he forces the kiss. He says what are you still mad. He tries again and she lets him. He tonged her and he had a look on his face. She changes the subject to something else and they go inside. I continue to work and about 10 minutes later I hear his truck pull away. She walks out in her panties and tank top and says babe let’s go take a shower. That was 2 years ago and I don’t work there anymore. I have been sleeping with her since. Everything change we get we fuck. She comes to my work brings me lunch sucks and fucks me. I come home from work and she’s at my apartment naked or dressed super slutty. She had a girls weekend and went to Vegas supposedly with friends aka me. Had her dress slutty in short skirts no panties. We try public sex almost got caught. I still remember my revenge though. When i quit i almost asked him how my cum shit covered dick tasted. I didn’t because I wanted to continue to fuck Nanette. No plan on stopping

Wifes Ex Husband Was So Abbusive She Can't Cum Without Violence

My wife and I have been married almost a year now. She was married to her ex husband for a long time. They were high school sweet hearts and had been together since she was 15. It was such a sick relationship and she was just addicted to him no matter how bad he treated her.

When she was 19 the boyfriend let several of his friends run a train on her. She said for an entire weekend they did weed and treated her like a "fuck dolll", her words not mine. Sounds like the relationship had highs and lows like that for years. He would make her suck some dealers dick for him to get some weed. One time he even left her at the dealers house for a few hours and he did all sorts of crazy shit to her.

I think the worst of it came a couple years ago in her late 30s and she had been separated from him for a year. When he finally found her he "r-word" her in a parking lot. The crazy thing is she never even called the police.

Anyways, now we are married and seeing a marriage sex therapist. My wife has been through so much shit that unless I'm violent towards he she can't cum. We are working on safe ways to give her some thrill without things getting dangerous.

My BIL And Friends

A few weeks ago, I fucked my brother in law and his two friends. This happened when my husband was away. It happened again tonight.

They all came over around 8:00 and immediately started working on me. We smoked a bit and they talked sex. It wasn’t long before my defenses broke down and they took me to my bedroom.

When we got to my bedroom the four of them took me down hard and fast. I was on all fours from the minute we got into my bedroom. One took my raised up pussy and pounded her into submission while my mouth was used as pseudo pussy by the rest. They would randomly change places, forcing me to taste my own pussy and my own cum. This only incited more slutty to come out of me. I love my taste and smell. They are intoxicating for me.

One by one, they all started to cum. All wanted to fuck me, pull out and have me swallow. I willingly did so…over and over until I had drained them all fully. They then watched me double fuck myself into multiple additional cums as I laid in my bed.

My husband is gone all week and they have already told me that they plan to fuck me like this every night.

I am definitely going to hell.

I Had A Brief Affair

My husband and I got married during the summer of second year of college. We couldn’t get enough of each other so we got married. We graduated and got our careers started. We lived in a nice apartment. I worked at a 24 hour business job and worked evening shift. My husbands worked days. I realized this slowed our sex life down and that I really enjoyed having a lot of sex. We started trying to get pregnant after a year. I hadn’t gotten pregnant after several months.
This is when I made a poor decision. We had a neighbor in our same apartment that I got to know. He was in his early 30’s. He was very attractive. Tall, fit like a poster boy. Worked out and well muscled. I would stare at him at the pool while he lay out for a tan. I one day went and layed out beside him. We talked and I found out he was divorced and also worked evening shift like me. I went back to my room and masturbate, imagining he was on my tall skinny body. I woke up my husband when I got in from work and made him have sex with me. The next day I went and saw he was at the pool again. I got out my small bikini and went and lay down beside him. I was trying to come up with a way to flirt but he started flirting first. He sprayed me with sunblock and started rubing my shoulders and back. He started rubbing my legs. When he got further up he rubbed my butt then started frigging me. He said for us to go to his room. He knew I was locked in the moment. Going up the stairs to his room he was following me and rubbing between my legs from behind. We got to his room and he untied my bikini and had me naked. He picked me up and while holding me like a little girl he entered me. In a short time we both orgasmed while he was holding me. He put me down and his cum had leaked on him. We went and took a quick fondling shower. We had very physical sex for longer than my husband and ever had. He finished inside me from behind with his finger up my anal. We ate sandwich’s and both had to go to work.
I would go over every day on my husbands work day. I was in a spell with this man. The strange thing is I didn’t care if I got pregnant. He was recently divorced and enjoyed getting all the sex he needed. He used all my body during sex. He would put my b size tits in his mouth and softly munch them. He often put a finger in my anal especially when I was on top. He mostly cum inside me deeper than my husband could. Him and my husband together I was totally satisfied. After five weeks of this I finally had a quilt feeling. I still couldn’t stop because I was addicted to the total satisfaction I got from sex with this man. And yes I missed my period.
Then after seven weeks when I went over he said we had to talk. He shared that he was getting back with his wife and family. She had an affair with her ex boyfriend he had moved out. My lover figured he had evened the score. I realized what type on man he was. He was just using me which I totally enjoyed. He had never asked about my birth control and I let him cum inside me many times. We had our last sex day and I cried the whole time. Unlike him before bit my breast to hard, leaving a major hickie and bruised sore breast. He even cum on my face which he had never before.
Yes I was pregnant. Never told my lover. He moved the next day back home. I told my husband I was pregnant. He was so happy about the news. I don’t think any husband was happier with such news. We had a daughter. One night I was watching my husband hold our daughter the quilt hit me like a storm. I cried uncontrollably. My husband concerned tended to me. I told him this was post traumatic which is common. That night I promised total devotion to him which he thought he already had. My price to pay is the memory of the fantastic sex I had with my lover. It is on my mind during sex with my husband and when I masturbate. My lover was a machine and no one can out perform the sex he provided. It isn’t I don’t enjoy sex with my husband. I just never feel totally satisfied. Now I will live with this memory.

I Really Don't Want To

My wife is hot. 5'2 115 with 32F natural firm boobs. She gets cosmetic surgery every now and then (not on her boobs). She takes pride in looking about 15 years younger than me. She is like having a brand new Ferrari that sits in your garage and you can never drive. Invite your buddies over "yeah she's a beauty alright". "How's she drive?" "I have no idea". You get the picture.

We live in west Florida. When we go to the beach with her in a bikini guys stop what they are doing to gawk at her. I've seen volleyball games dead stop for them all to stare, they aren't even discreet about it. She loves it of course.

I'm not an old guy who can't get it up or a tiny dick guy. It's decent sized very thick and works great. My bedroom skills aren't the problem either. I've had several FWB's that can attest to that and tell me "what the hell is her problem, if I had you all the time I'd fuck your brains out". I stay in good shape myself, work out a lot and very healthy to keep up with her.

I stay for my kids, it's not easy to pick up and leave them.

We've had sex once this year. It was so boring and uninspiring it makes me not even want to talk her into it. I've tried to spice things up, toys, lingerie, dirty talk, porn, nothing works.

Even though I've had a few FWB's over the years my heart isn't into cheating. I just want a normal life with a wife who wants regular hot sex.

The problem is, there's a couple that he can't get it up anymore and she's a horny thing and they constantly beg me to come over and fuck her. I want to fuck my wife and have hot sex, but when it's zero at home a guy can only hold out for so long before he needs some, or any, pussy. I don't want to, but I can't keep going month after month without any when someone is begging me to do them, saying they will do anything I ask them to do.

Life is weird sometimes...

One Night In Las Vegas

I was 19, a college freshman when I went with my sister to Las Vegas for her bachelorette party. The party scene was a suite in the hotel, so private. I woke up in bed with a forty year old man who was there for a convention. Vague memories of going down to the pool at midnight, topless pool play, guys bringing us drinks. My bikini bottoms on the floor, my top by the pool.

I got pregnant, he was real nice about it, he and his wife adopted my baby.

I'm now living close to them to be near my daughter. I work for a large funeral company in their investment department. I'm Mom, his wife is Sally. I can't contemplate not being with my daughter, which means I see him almost every day. His wife gives me the eye when I act possessive with him. I can't help it. He long ago accepted me as part of their life and never once prevented me from being Mom to my daughter.

I would like to have a conventional home like my sister and her husband, married with a family, but I'm in this universe I can't get out of. It's my life, the 'hangover' from her bachelorette party.