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Cum Loving Wife

My 36 year old wife is a cum loving slut. Now she's a cum loving, married, mother who is a slut. I knew it before I dated her, I was part of a group suck that she did of 11 guys. This was back when she was in college at age 20. We met again at a coffee shop about a week later, I had to remind her where and how we'd met. She actually remembered me, or rather remembered my cock. We talked, ate a little and drank our coffee. She went off to class but not before I got a promise to see her the next night. We went out, then back to her dorm room where I got another BJ. She was and is incredible and sucking cock and she's slouch in giving up her other two holes either! It was probably 2 years before we stopped just casually dating fucking and sucking, I'd fucked three other girls, one was a one night stand, the other two were longer relationships. She had been mainly sucking guys over that time, she guesses at least 50 different guys, some in group sessions, and got fucked by 12 different guys.

Fucking her ass one night I mentioned about being with each other exclusively and moving in. She was all for it but not for being monogamous. I wanted her to be with me, and be mine, but she said she would let only me fuck her but she'd suck others. She gave me her complete sexual history which started at the earliest teen year where she sucked off a cousin of hers. She loved the cum, loved the taste the texture, everything, she loved the very action of sucking a cock. Her cousin let several of his friends come over, and she sucked them and eventually would suck as many as 8 or more at a time. Even when fucking she prefers getting cum shot on her tits or her face. Her belly and ass are good to but she'll always wipe it with her fingers and get it to her mouth.

So my married, oral, cum loving little slut, the mother of my children has had over 30 cocks in her pussy and-or ass, and sucked hundreds of cocks, many numerous times. She still loves cum and wants as much as she can get. When I was younger I could fill her needs better, giving her multiple, large loads. As I've gotten a little older, I like watching her and hearing about her sucking other cocks.

My slut, my wife, my childrens mother who LOVES CUM. I'm glad I met a woman like this.

Best Vege Pasta Ever

I'm a chef who was working the late shift at a local hotel,which had serviced apartments we cater to as well. There was a beautiful, hot, woman who lived there who always came in late just as the restaurant was closing and ordered vegetarian meals, which was not really a problem. The thing was she was always rude to the staff. So this night I was tired and she was ranting on about how we shouldn't close so early, we closed at 11pm. She had ordered an olio pasta with extra vegetables. I grabbed a carrot and shaved it to the shape of a butt plug, went to the back, lubed it with olive oil and shoved it into my ass, and prepared her meal, when it was almost ready I went back to the back room and jerked off with the carrot still inside me. I collected my cum and pulled out the carrot, julienned it and tossed it into her pasta with the rest of the vegetables, finally I drizzled my cum over the warm pasta. She guzzle it up and told me it was the best vege pasta she's had, and would order it again.
I can't wait to make it again.

Choices

After years of making sure that all of my partners wore condoms Or going on the pill during relationships I let my guard down with one person I thought I could trust and it bit me. About six months ago I met a guy named Dave whom I really liked and thought I had a future with. He has been trying to extricate himself from a prior relationship that got pretty complicated so I backed away. Wehad kept in touch and I kept some hope but I am an attractive small Latina Woman who often gets attention and I’m 30 years old so I’m not waiting around forever.

I also have a friend of about 10 years named Carl. Carl has been a good friend and he’s very sweet I know that he has had a crush on me for most of that time but I am not being attracted to him really and I have just enjoyed our friendship. He always seem to respect that and we have spent a lot of time together going to concerts and hanging When I am not in a relationship. He just has always seem to be there.

So some mutual friends of ours were having a big wedding and I had hoped DAVID would be able to escort me as has happened too many times he could not get away. Carl asked me to go with him several times him and I agreed.

We went to the wedding which was in a very exclusive hotel so Carl and I shared a room to save money. It was not the first time that we had slept in the same place as we have camp together and traveled so I wasn’t at all uncomfortable. The wedding was beautiful and we had a great time dancing, sneaking outside to smoke a little weed and generally just having a lot of fun. Carl Got pretty drunk was having fun. In fact he was dancing with the same girl for quite a while and I thought they were hitting it off. Late in the evening I just found myself exhausted and sweating from all of the dancing and I found Carl and told him I was going to the room to get some rest. He was sweet and offered to go with me but I told him he should stay and see how it went with the girl.

So I’m going up to the room and despite being barely able to keep my eyes open I decided I would sleep better if I took a shower. So I took a luxurious shower in the spa like bathroom. When I came out Carl was still not back and I looked around in my luggage for a nightgown but I guess I either forgot to pack it or was just too tired to find it. I remember thinking I would just sleep in a T-shirt but then I lay down in the huge comfy bed and when I put the covers over me I was out like a light.

Sometime later, and I didn’t even hear him come in the door, I thought Carl laid down beside me and hugged me over the covers. I let him hug me for several seconds but then realized I was nude under the covers and told him that the hug was nice but he should sleep in his own bed. He said OK I just wanted to give me a big hug so I kissed him on the forehead and told him to get some rest. I heard him go into the bathroom, pee and Brush his teeth. I heard him get under his covers on his bed and almost told him to turn the bathroom light off but I guess I was just still exhausted and I fell back asleep.
Just a short time later I woke back up and realized I needed to pee and also realized that I was going to have to go into the lit bathroom naked. But, I heard Carl snoring and I thought I was safe so I tiptoed into the bathroom and peed. I turn the bathroom light off before I walked out but as I walked by Carl’s bed he grabbed my arm and pulled me down beside him. He’s a big guy and when he told me he pulled me right under the covers with him and I could tell that he was completely nude and also very aroused As I could feel his hard penis against my thigh. I asked what he was doing and he just said that I was so beautiful he needed to feel me one time. He kissed me hard on the lips and I was very hesitant when he Immediately slid a finger inside of me. I was in full ovulation so my vagina was already very sensitive and wet. I am Moaned despite myself at his touch and when I did he slid his tongue in my mouth and I just kissed him back.

I put my hand on his fairly large belly and tried to create some space to give me some time to think but he was having none of that. He moved over between my legs and mounted me and I could feel his very large penis head against my vagina lips. I finally separated my mouth and said Carl we can do this one time but you can absolutely not come inside of me. As soon as I got the words out he pushed him some fully inside of me and I gasped at his size. It did feel good despite his body weight nearly crushing me as he began to pick up the pace and fuck me harder. He was grunting loudly and telling me how sexy and beautiful and tight I was. I let myself get into it I thought I was going to come rather quickly when suddenly Carl stiffened , Lifted his head and howled. I thought to myself oh shit but I couldn’t push him off me and I felt his cock just explode.

Brian’s Medical Emergency

The funniest story ever! A few years back my husband was having erectile issues and was in the habit of using the little blue pill.

Well…my son Brian decides to try a pill before he meets his girlfriend one night. He knows nothing about it except it gets and keeps some people hard.

His girlfriend got her period and stayed home. He was hard for almost the maximum allowed time -before you should get medical attention. He begged me to help. I was like what do you want me to do?? My husband could not control his laughter long enough to help. My boy needed his mom to ‘relieve some pressure’. Even my husband agreed it was better than the doctors office!!!

Keep laughing….this gets funnier. I do not want any part of this but between my husband and son, nobody else is helping. I tell him to lay in his bed naked with the lights off, with his pillow over his head and I will do something.

I walk into his room, I sit on his bed and find his hard as a rock cock! He could cut diamonds with that thing!!! It was so fucking hard and standing straight up like a flagpole. My husband starts walking down the hallway making all kinds a noises and saying shit - completely unsupportive - go downstairs you asshole!!!

I started by touching his balls and I thought he would die! So, I tried his shaft and that was better. After about 10 minutes of him not cumming, I went to get some hand crème. I lubed him up and went to work. This was doing the trick. Okay mom, this is helping and I am getting close. Please do not stop!

Out of nowhere his cock swells, his legs tighten and he blows a load bigger than any other load I had ever seen. It just kept shooting and shooting until he said okay mom….stop! I stopped, cleaned my hand and left him to be.

Mom’s work is never done!!!

I Just Couldnt Say No.

I have been with my boyfriend since we were 16, and our relationship has always bee good, but a year ago I had started going to the gym and ended up doing something quite bad. Something I never wanted to talk about, but a recent confession on here inspired me to share my story.

Last March I started a new job that had me sit down all day, and I had started going to the gym afterwards. My first day there, after getting changed, but my earbuds in, I went to the treadmills and couldnt for the life of me get it to turn on. I stood there struggling with the machine when I felt a tapping on my shoulder. Someone who Ill call "BB" was there to tell me the machine was broken, and I missed the obvious "out of order sign". It was innocent enough, we had a laugh and went to different machines and ended up working out together.

BB was tall, black, athletic build, and we ended up being gym buddies for the most part, and this is where it goes down hill. He was very flirty, and he would show me different workouts by putting his hands over me, often longer or lower than he probably needed to. He would touch my waist, my ass, sometimes my thighs, depending on what he was "showing me". He was well aware that I had a boyfriend, but that didnt stop him.

I didnt want him to stop. I liked it. I felt amazing when he would touch me, or even comment on my ass. I thought about him all the time. I was flirty back. This went on for a few weeks when one day he invited me over. At first I said no, but when he said "he wont find out" something just.. happened to me. I agreed and off we went. I drove us the short distance to his house and barely after we got in the front door he kissed me. Grabbed my ass in his hands and took me towards the couch. We made out for a while, I straddled him and felt his cock press up against me through his shorts and my body went crazy.

I dropped to the floor and pulled out his cock and started sucking it. It was beautiful. Long, thick, I had anything like it. I tried my hardest to take all of it, and he would push my head down in it and I loved it. He pulled me up pulled off my shirt and pushed me on my back. He wss very foreceful, pulling my yoga pants off and slapping his cock on my pussy. I was soaked. He looked huge over my little 5"4 120 body. I felt so small, and it made me feel else. I was at his mercy. Even if I wanted him stop when he started pushing his cock into me, I just couldnt say no.

He fucked me mercilessly. He put his hands around my neck, called me his little white slut, and fucked me like Ive never been fucked. My boyfriend doesnt get this dominant. He flipped me over to fuck me doggy. He started spanking me, threatning to leave marks all over me for my boyfriend to see, and it made me cum. I loved every second of this. I loved being a slut for his cock. I came a lot with him, I dont remember how many times. I loved it.

Finally he asked if it was safe to cum in me. I was on birth control, but even if I wasnt, I still would have begged for it. I needed it. He flooded my pussy with his come and I was a complete mess afterwards. I could barely stand, and I needed to leave, but he ended up convincing me to at least have a shower. Where he fucked me again, but much gentler. He carressed my body, kissed my neck and gently fucked me against the wall. When I finally left about a half hour later, I gave thought to my boyfriend, and he assured me he wouldnt find out.

It became a thing 2 more times after before I ended up quitting that job, snd stopped going to that gym. It was just very much out of the way, and maybe it was for the best anyway. I still think about BB a lot. It was fucking amazing.

My True Story Of Losing My Virginity At 37

1998, I was 37, never married and a virgin. I worked as an accountant for an insurance company which sold burial policies. A friend of mine had dated a black man and she invited me yo join her on a double date with another black man. I woke up that day believing I would lose my virginity to a black man. My mother would never forgive me.

That day I went to lunch with a married coworker. I confessed my fears to him and broke down and cried. Embarrassed that I was a virgin, he asked me if I had ever sucked a cock, no. No one had ever touched my pussy, my tits or my ass. No one had ever stuck his tongue in my mouth. I was pitiful, I deserved getting fucked by a black man.

We finished and paid the bill. He told me not to tell his wife. He drove me to my apartment and fucked ne face down on my bed, my dress shoved up over my hips. When he got off I laid still, my naked ass for him to see. He told me that I should never let a black man's dick in me. Opening my butt cheeks and poked his finger in my hole. Telling me I wasn't going to like it, he got over me and he drove his dick in me. It hurt but felt good in a very strange way. I think I had an orgasm.

After dressing he drove us back to work. I cancelled my date that night. For several days I felt ghost feelings of his dick in me.

I had a short romance with him, until he confessed to his wife. She accused me of chasing him. I made up a story of how I had seduced him, the only truth was how I described him fucking me face down.

Everyone involved is older now, I learned to use dildos to satisfy myself. His wife still gets a vicarious thrill listening to me telling her how he fucked me that afternoon.

What The Heck Just Happened

On a whim and prodded by our friends, my husband (of almost 30 years) and I are currently in Barbados. I never would have imagined doing this over NYE, but here we are. Our kids are all in their adult lives, so here we are.

I read these confessions every day and I NEVER thought I would have one, but here goes.

At 10:00 tonight, Ricky and I decide to go to the hot tub that is under the waterfall of the pool. I never drink but he was a few drinks into a bottle of rum. Fuck it, right?

When we get there, there are people in the hot tub already. We hesitate and one says don’t worry, we will make room. We squeeze in. Fuck it, right?

It takes me a minute to realize I am in a very private and hidden hot tub with five other men (including my happy drunk husband). If you must know, we went down there to fuck, or at least play a bit. I feel feet touching mine, hands touching me…but I am frozen. My pussy is acting up, my mind is racing, my heart is thumping. Then my dopey ass husband says ‘wow, that is a lot of guys Sandy. You could have your pick tonight and nobody would even know!’ I was speechless.

There was a prolonged silence and someone asked where we are from. I responded with Kansas City. The group of guys were from Canada. Small talk ensued and progressively got flirty and sexual (my husband is the encourager and enabler here not me).

Out of nowhere, my husband turns to me and starts kissing me - tongue and all. What am I to do, say no? His hands are all over me and, as noted previously, I am in the mood for fun. This progresses until Ricky stops and says she is all yours. He holds my hand and says, if you want this, then go for it.

I took a sip of my sparkling water, gave it a thought and asked him if he was sure. He turned to the other guys and asked if they were interested…they were. Me versus four late 20 year old guys. What the fuck? Another sip of sparkling water and I started feeling hands all over me. They were everywhere. Within minutes my two piece bathing suit was off and I was surrounded. One by one they came at me, some hard and some semi hard, but all offering me their cock. One by one I stroked them all hard. At this point my pussy was on overdrive. If these men wanted it, they would get it from me tonight.

They all ended up fucking me in the hot tub while my husband just sat there and watched. This lasted all of an hour or so. Two joined us in our room. They doubled teamed me for about two hours, straight through midnight. They left a little while ago.

So here I lay, naked, worn out from the fucking of a lifetime, pondering what the heck just happened and telling the world what just happened to me. My husband is completely passed out and, remarkably, my pussy is on fire and she wants more. The guys told me their room number if I was interested in more fun, but I think that was meant for tomorrow. I want nothing more than to go to their room right now and give it all to them.

Fuck, what the heck just happened?

Happy New Year!

My Brother

My family has been blessed with a family business that affords us the ability to go away every year for Christmas and New Years. This year (today) is no different, except that I woke up in the same bed as my brother.

We rented a large home in Key West and everyone usually has their own bedroom. But last night my brother and I got really drunk and we had sex. Not just sex, but all of it. I cannot lie and tell you it was planned, because it wasn’t. I cannot lie and tell you it was disgusting, because it wasn’t. I cannot lie and tell you it was the greatest sex ever, because it wasn’t. But, it was sex with my brother. Ugh.

Caught Spouse Letting Neighbor Enjoy Seeing And Cumming On Her Breasts

My neighbor is a friendly and helpful guy a bit older than my spouse and I. I help him whenever I can. We drink beers and chat with one another at times. My spouse would serve us the beers that she buys for me. He can't help himself from staring at my spouse. She has oversize breasts with thick legs that stands out when wearing shorts. I jokingly told my spouse that the neighbor has the hots for her. I guess I shouldn't have because one hot day my spouse went bra less exposing the shape of her hangers under her top.
What I didn't know and later found out later that my spouse shared her tits to our neighbor and enjoyed having him play and cum on them. She wanted to tell me what she was doing but she was afraid I would leave her so she kept it a secret. I wasn't home because I had to take of things that needed attention. When I got back I caught her siting on the couch topless holding her jugs up while the neighbor was rubbing the nipples with his thick dick. My spouse said, " I guess this ends our relationship Dave ! " Then she told me she wanted to tell me about the obsession she has with our neighbor but was afraid to tell me. What I saw kind of turned me on.
I pulled out my dick and told my spouse to jerk it while I masturbated my neighbor. " Cum on my breasts boys, please ! I'm proud of my tits! " We covered them with our cum and she rubbed and sucked her hangers asking us if we enjoyed the moment.
We invite our neighbor over now and then and I watch him get off on my spouse's saddle bags while jerking my dick.

My Beautiful Mentee Dawn

At the works Christmas Party two weeks ago, I did something both wonderful and horrible. I’m married to a great lady who I have loved very much for 19 years, and I have 2 children. However, a girl at my company called Dawn is an 18-year-old petite blonde who’s quiet, reserved and extremely cute. I’ve worked closely with her as her manager and mentor for almost a year; she’s superb at her job. I have fancied her for most of the time she’s worked for me, mostly because she’s so innocent, lovely and intelligent.

She wore a red cocktail dress at the works Christmas do and looked amazing. She was a little shy, mostly about all the attention she was getting. Anyway, we drank, ate, danced and had a fantastic time. I will admit to flirting with her for quite a while and wondering what she was like under that sexy red dress.

Back at the hotel, everybody continued drinking until the early hours. Dawn stayed with me until it was just the two of us left. I kissed her, sat at the empty bar, and then I was in her room, undressing her. She was even better than I imagined, slim, toned with little breasts that had the most adorable puffy nipples and a full bush of blonde and ginger pubic hair; odd for the younger generation not to shave; however, I love the natural look.

The sex was incredible; get this, I took her virginity!! Yes, my lovely mentee was a virgin!! She told me beforehand, and even though I’d had a few drinks, I took my time, and when I fully penetrated her, she had an orgasm! I loved every minute of it, and when I finally came in her it was just the most enjoyable sexual moment ever. I’ve had a vasectomy, so no worries about complications. The next day and since I’ve been racked with guilt, I know I should confess and tell my wife but I don’t want to hurt her. Dawn has texted a couple of times over Christmas, and I’m so tempted to continue the relationship, but at the same time, I’m horrified that I’ve cheated.