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Platonic Friend

I have this platonic girl friend that I hang out with and she is great ! We chat, hang out at Starbuck and even go and grab dinner once in a while. She is a nice looking blonde girl and she has a boyfriend that travels a lot for work - I am single and been taking some time off from dating.

One day, she invited me to the Nordic Spa to spend the day. We spent lot of time in the steam room, dry sauna and hot tubs. She was wearing an amazing bikini and I can't say that I did not notice her nipples and amazing ass. I could tell that she was taking a peek once in a while at my ass and bulge in my wet swimsuit. The sun went down and the place was all lit up - it gets romantic as you hear the small water fall - the tubs are steaming - and there are tons of young couples around you. It was almost difficult to keep our hands off each other.

I drove back to her place and she invited me. As soon as the door closed behind us, she ripped the clothe off of me and pushed me on the bed and we had amazing sex and fucked for a good hour.

The next day she sent me an email apologizing for the evening and suggesting that we stay away from each other for a little while. I went along and agreed.

One week later, she showed up at the front door of my condo - she wanted to talk. 20 minutes later, she was between my legs on the couch with my cock in her mouth. Houston, we might have a problem !

My Son And My Dirty Panties 3

He is relentless……

He actually walked into my home office 20 minutes ago with just a T-shirt on. He sat in the other chair and asked how my day was going. WTF?

I told him to put that thing away and he said I started it and I would have to finish it. I said in what way?

He walked over to me, kissed my forehead and said any way you want. I said I am working so just tell me what you want so I can get back to work. He said head, so I gulped, cleared my mind of who this cock belonged to and sucked him off until he came in my mouth.

As he walked out of my office, all I could think was what the fuck did I just do? I should have stopped after this morning. How do I tell him no more, knowing that the next time is my turn? This is such a disaster waiting to happen! Fuck, maybe it happened already?

My Son And My Panties

If you read my earlier post, you know where this left off.

I actually spoke my son this morning about it. He told me his hormones are wildly out of control and he is having trouble stopping. Being his mom, I tried to be supportive and I tried to give him some advice on how to calm his hormones. His rebuttal was that he jerked off twice per day (every day) and he was still horny. He said he needs to find a girlfriend to help.

He seems desperate or just being a normal horny boy….but the fact that he is using my panties to get off is such a turn on.

I asked him how I could help. He said there wasn’t anything I could do to help that did not include touching him. He maybe was making a passive aggressive approach to asking me for help, so I said what, to jerk you off? Would you enjoy that? He said maybe but it may be weird too. I told him to come into my room and lay on the bed. I bent down, spit in my hand and proceeded to jerk him off. He has a medium size cock but his sack was really loose like a tea bag. He eventually shot his load (all over the bed, me and himself) and he said thank you. I was hoping that one time would do the trick but we will see.

Thank you for everyone comments and giving me the push to try to take matters into my own hands.

Caught My Mom With More Then One Guy

My parents got a divorce last year. Was no surprise as they constantly just fought the last 4 years. My dad filed for divorce. He’s since got a girlfriend. She’s nice. But my mom… yeah. She’d finally getting her slit phase.

My parents married right after high school. They dated all though high school so my mom only had my dads dick up until they got divorced

My mom is 43. My parents had me at a young age. And my mom is pretty good looking so it’s no surprise she can easily find guys

Back in the beginning of September I came home after college classes before I needed to head to work. I didn’t think anything of 3 vehicles being parked in front of the house because we live in town and people are always parked on the street.

I was in the side door and hear sounds in the living room. I walk around the corner and see 3 guys. All middle age to older. My mom is naked on the couch getting fucked by one! Another has his dick in her mouth and the other was standing watching. In shock I just stood and watched for a minute till one guy spotted me!

He pulled out of my moms pussy. There I am looking at 2 older hairy cocks and one older shaved cock. Two are uncut too. My mom jumps up in a hurry and comes into the kitchen naked to ask what I’m doing. I just told her I needed to grab some stuff before heading to work but it can wait.

She heads back into the living room to continue on with the three guys because I hear her tell the guys she wants their cum. I leave the house.

I return home after work around 11pm. I was totally embarrassed but my mom acted as if nothing happen. She acted as if I didn’t see her taking 3 dicks!

So I just asked how often I’ll be seeing that! My mom said not often. I planned it around when you weren’t supposed to come home but you did. Then she told me remember the shaved uncut guy. He lives a block away and he’s been my fwb for about a month now so you’ll be seeing him around often.

Thankfully my dad doesn’t do this stuff! I guess the good thing is that I don’t have to feel uncomfortable having sex with my girlfriend at my moms house anymore.

Football Bet

A few hours ago my wife lost a bet to my two best friends. She bet that Brady would lose today. Well, that did not happen so they were able to fuck her. And they did, for an hour and a half, in my bed. When they finished and left, I went to check on her. I found her naked, balled into the sheets, condom wrappers on the floor, in the room that smelled like sex. They obviously gave it to her multiple times. When she saw me all she could say was ‘I am sorry babe.’

My Son

About a year ago, my husband passed away unexpectedly. I will not tell you that life was perfect, but it was not terrible either. When he passed away, my son was away at college. He obviously came home immediately, went back to finish the semester and came home for the holidays. The holidays were a disaster!

Anyway, my son and I always got along very well and, of course, we hunkered down together and helped each other get through this. As he went back to school for the spring semester, the house went quiet. I was alone, completely alone. As with anything, I told my son this and he told me he was feeling off too.

When he came home for spring break, he looked grown up and mature and handsome. That first night, we had dinner and we both fell to sleep on the couch. When I woke up, I was positioned with my head in his lap. I do not even remember moving there or getting there, but whatever, except that his cock was hard. Still, whatever, right? As I moved, he woke up, saw where I was and immediately apologized.

Four hours later, I am doing my sudoku puzzle and I cannot get earlier this morning out of my mind. Why was I in that position in the first place? And why was he hard?

The next night was uneventful.

The following night, as I am cooking dinner, he walked by me and innocently touched my back and my hip. It was nothing, right? That night we decided to watch a movie and again, we both wound up on the couch. This time, he seemed to move closer to me than normal. After a pee break, we both changed out of our day clothes and into sleeping clothes. When he returned he was wearing boxers and a T shirt. I was in shorts and a T shirt. As he walked towards the couch, I caught myself staring at his cock flopping around in his boxers. My son then says ‘mom, are you okay?’ It literally woke me up out of my trance. He has very hung, just like his dad. Again, I woke up the next morning with my head in his lap and again, he was hard.

I get ready and head to work, leaving him sleeping on the couch. When I came home, he was cooking dinner in basketball shorts and a tank top. Apparently he had gone to play basketball with some friends earlier in the day.

As the evening wore on, he was overly playful and overly talkative. Flirty, maybe, if he was not my son. When we finished dinner, he took my plate and I felt his cock press on my elbow. I did not react, but it was all starting to become more than coincidence. Later in the night, he told me he was going to shower and then maybe go out with a female friend. The shower happened but the night out didn’t. So he headed to the couch again, flopping around in his loose boxers. I told him I was sorry he could not go out and he said something sexual and I agreed that I was missing it too. This kind of kicked off a nice discussion about me dating and whether or not college was filled with girls.

As the night finished, I was a little more horny than normal. I gave my son a hug and ushered myself to bed. I love you’s both ways and away I went. I got to my room, immediately stripped naked, grabbed my wand vibe and headed to bed. It was inside of my pussy within a minute. As I was toying myself, through the wall I heard my son say ‘oh my god, I hear my mom with her vibrator!’ I guess he was in the phone with someone. I was mortified!!!

The next morning, I had to go to work for the late shift. As we sat for a late breakfast I apologized for my ‘sounds’ last night and he said ‘it is no problem mom. Do what you need to do.’ As he stood up, his barely covered cock was right in front of me. Why is he always hard I thought?

He stopped…right as he passed….and said ‘it will not bite, just touch it!’ My face went red, my nipples hardened and my c**t woke up.

Jamie!!!! No!!! You are my son.

He doubled down - he stood in front of me and pulled it out. Touch it mom! And I did!

I had crossed over the most taboo of boundaries and I was not sure where it would lead.

I ended up jerking him off that morning, right there in the kitchen I did not even move from my chair. He came all over my hand and my shirt. At this point, my mind was a puddle of disfunction and my c**t had soaked through my cotton panties. I go ready for work and left. At 3:00, Jamie texted me and said thank you for this morning. I will return the favor tonight. And he did, bending me over the kitchen table and fingering me into three orgasms. This went on until he went back to school. We had many flirty texts until he came home again. When he is home, he no longer sleeps in his room. He sleeps with me in my bed.

A Very Physical Education

When I was 14, a thing happened during our swim unit for PE.

Our gym teachers were a couple of big, buff guys around 25-30. One day, we had a free swim for the whole period instead of the usual laps and instruction. We wore our own swimsuits. The school dress code made girls who wore bikinis cover up with a T-shirt for modesty.

As class was ending, our teachers removed their polo shirts and got in the pool and horsed around with us kids, splashing and dunking us. One of them grabbed and dunked me. When I came up for air, he peeled my wet T-shirt off, and tossed it out of the pool, exposing my pink bikini and thin pale body. My top was this little pink pushup-style bra, and I had bigger boobs than most girls, so the boys all checked out my scandalous cleavage that school policy prohibited me from showing. Then my teacher dunked me again.

The other teacher blew his whistle, meaning class was dismissed and we should get showered and dressed before the bell rang to change classes.

As my classmates left the pool and headed for the showers, I swam over to the side of the pool to fetch my T-shirt which ended up under the scoreboard. I reached the ladder and started to climb out when my teacher pulled me back into the water. “We’re not done with you yet,” he said.

“I’ll be late for class.”

“I’ll write you a pass,” he said, his arms wrapped around my ribcage, pulling me out into deeper water. He dunked me again, lunging onto my back, pushing me down under his weight. He didn’t let me come right up, making me struggle against him. When I finally resurfaced, he laughed as I gulped for air. The other teacher stood right in front of me, watching my chest rise and fall as I fought to catch my breath.

“Just building up your lungs, Sweetie,” the teacher behind me said.

“Her lungs look well developed to me,” the other one said. Then HE dunked me.

Alone with my two teachers, they wrestled me in the water, dunking me repeatedly. I’d come up, barely catch a breath and one of them would jump on me, sending me down again. Grappling with them was exhausting and awkward—their big biceps or forearms would dislodge one or both my boobs from my top, and I had to keep pushing them back into their cups while squirming to escape my teacher’s grip and fighting to resurface for my next breath. They had a free period before their next class and I feared I’d drown by then. I was out of breath, exhausted and ready to cry. Then one of them wrapped an arm around me and pulled me to the side of the pool, pinning my back to the tiles, and shocked me by kissing me on the mouth.

“You’re one fine piece of ass,” he said, kissing me again.

“I have a boyfriend,” I said, still breathing hard, my heart pounding in my chest.

He ignored my relationship status, giving me another kiss and unhooking my bikini top, spilling my boobs once and for all.

I was scared, but also attracted to him. Both teachers were good-looking, with big, strong bodies. He peeled my bottoms off, and then his trunks, and resumed kissing me, both of us naked except for the whistle lanyard around his neck. He sucked on my boobs and I enjoyed the warmth of his mouth, his hand going between my legs. I shivered, and not just from the cold, chlorinated water. Then he pried my thighs apart, drove himself deep into me and fucked me hard against the side of the pool. I just hung onto him, my arms around his neck, taking it. I wasn’t a virgin, but I’d only had sex with my boyfriend. We wouldn’t even have Sex Ed class until spring semester.

“I’m not on the pill or anything,” I said, receiving his thrusts with breathless gasps, and he grunted what I hoped was some acknowledgment. I came first, my whole body shaking, and he came a while later, shooting his semen deep into me, in spite of what I’d just told him.

“Been wanting to do that all semester,” he whispered in my ear, giving me one last kiss before pulling out.

I thought things were over, but then my other gym teacher took his place, his trunks already removed. He pinned me to same spot. “Sharing is caring,” he said with a smile and a kiss, then pushed himself into me. He fucked me more slowly, for longer, and I came with him, too. He shot his seed into me, adding to what was already there, gave me an underwater slap on my bare ass, then swam away without a word. I put my swimsuit back on, retrieved my T-shirt, and left for the locker room, with the sperm of two men inside me, praying they hadn’t gotten me pregnant.

I never told anyone, especially not my boyfriend. He would have broken up with me. After that, for the rest of the school year, my teachers didn’t pay any particular attention to me, which was kind of a relief, but also made me kind of sad.

Sleep Fuck

Here's a real confession. I have a gorgeous girlfriend. I guess I should call her a mistress as I'm married, and I'm cheating on my wife. And I don't feel good about that. But I guess the mistress makes me feel better than the guilt makes me feel bad. So I carry on with it and let's call her M. My mistress. She's quite submissive. She likes me to fuck her. She likes my need. She likes the way I push into her without asking permission. She says, I'm yours. I trust you. Enjoy me. You don't have to ask. And I do. I enjoy her. I have in all sorts of times and places. i fuck her when I need her in the middle of the night when she's asleep. I usually push into her from behind. Just move her legs. She's vaguely awake, but mostly asleep. And she makes a few noises and I usually come quite quickly because when I wake up at 4.30 with a raging cock, that's my kind of most horny sensitive time. So I enjoy her like that. I enjoy outside. I don't like her to wear panties. I really asked her not to and she rarely does
ive had her in all sorts of places. Ive not yet shared her with another guy but I know she'd love a mfm. One day soon maybe.
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Revenge On My Girlfriend

I've been married for a couple of years, but prior to that, when she was my girlfriend, my now wife and me were in a bar. A few of her old school friends came in and she was soon over with them laughing and hugging and kissing the girls and guys.
She wanted to go dancing but I wanted to go back to her moms place, where she lived at that time.
In the end she went dancing and I went home to her mothers house.
I text one of her girl friends as I walked home and asked where my GF was as she wasn't answering her phone. Her friend told me she had gone off with an old boyfriend pretty much as soon as I left.
I was pissed!
I got back to her moms place and her mom had been having a few wines. She was merry but not drunk.
I started to tell her about what had happened and for some reason I broke down and started crying. Not something I usually do.
Her mom started to comfort me. She hugged me and rubbed my back and my leg, which started to arouse me. Her mom was pretty hot.
Her mom noticed the bulge growing in my jeans and looked me in the eye and smiled.
I though sod this, and kissed her on the mouth.
She kissed me back and next thing we're in her bedroom and I am balls deep. She had already hit menopause so no need for a condom or to pull out before cumming.
She was great in bed. Better than her daughter actually. I loved the fact that I was fucking the woman who could become my mother-in-law.
And indeed I did marry her daughter.
Long story short my GF confessed to me that she had gone off with this guy to his flat and they had fooled around but she said that although she had kissed him and sucked his cock, there was no penetration.
I just smiled, thinking about what I'd done with her mother.
She asked me why I was smiling so I said it was because she'd been honest with me, and all was forgiven.
Although I did get to have sex with her mom several more times before the day of the wedding, her mom refused to have sex after the day I put a wedding ring on her daughters finger.
It was good while it lasted and revenge was very very sweet.

Sat Nav

My husband absolutely hates sat navs, mainly because since a new relief road was built near our home, sat nav systems send all kinds of drivers down our lane.
The big truckers soon learned not to take the route, but other drivers still venture down past our home.
And since my husband's libido has plummeted, it's given me opportunities for sex.

At first it was by pure mistake that I got caught masturbating with my husband at work.
A large van driver was stood at our side window watching me play with my clit.
Embarrassed when I looked round and saw him watching me, I quickly got up and went to see what he wanted.
Directions. Only I'd noticed the tent in his shorts.
Thinking quickly and totally of the cuff, I asked him if wanted a blow job.

In our kitchen with him sat on a breakfast bar stool, I lowered his shorts and out popped his already rock hard dick.
Sucking it straight into my mouth, I was really beginning to enjoy his thick cock, when he gripped my hair and really began to thrust hard.
His cock erupted in my mouth and still holding my hair tightly, I wasn't given much choice but to swallow his cum.
A couple of minutes later he was in his big van driving away, and I couldn't slide my fingers inside myself quick enough.
I was so turned on, I made myself orgasm three times, one after another.

That night, still thrilled with the oral sex, I tried to get my husband to fuck me, but he was more interested in his whisky.
So I decided there and then I was going to try and have more stranger sex.

A few days later, I turned our settee around facing the bay window.
Looking at some porn on my lap top, I slowly pleasured myself hoping for someone to drive past. I'd removed all of my clothing after twenty minutes and had my legs spread wide, and that's when a van passed.
The man driving easily saw me masturbated and stopped.
He waited a couple of minutes never taking his eyes off me, until I made a hand gesture for him to join me.

The whole thing, from him entering our home, to feeling his hot cum spurting over my arse cheeks, took only five to ten minutes. And that was with me sucking on his small cock too.
When he drove away, I was about to go and get one of my dildos after cleaning myself, but I saw a car pull up outside.

There was an older guy looking very confused as he got out of his car, but not half as much as when he looked in our front room window. That's because I'd knelt on the sofa, presenting my backside to the window and was using a wet finger to massage my arsehole.
I saw the indecision on his face. And knew instantly he was considering if he should cheat.
Malcolm is sixty three and now frequently gets lost down our lane. That first day I learned just how amazing older men can be, and just how well endowed that silver haired guy was.

Malcolm knocked on the door, so I answered it naked.
Inviting him in, as soon as he stepped inside I cupped his cock and balls and was still holding them two hours later after having some of the best sex I'd ever experienced.

Malcolm isn't by any stretch of the imagination, a stud. In fact he's quite a plain quiet married man. However he is a wolf in sheep's clothing where sex is concerned.
From pushing me onto the sofa and burying his face into my pussy and arsehole, tonguing them until I'd climaxed at least half a dozen times, to fucking both my love holes until I could barely walk.
And that's because the unassuming man who'd literally fucked me all over our home, has a very impressed nine inch upward curving thick cock.
Its so beautiful, I've taken many pictures of it, and Malcom. Usually as he's fucking me.
He visits at least once a week and never fails to have me climbing the walls sexually. And usually after sex he likes me to gently hold his cock and balls, kissing and licking them until he's totally relaxed.

He's a fantastic lover, yet he's by no means my only one.
Every now and then I get the urge to show off my fantastic figure and masturbate in front of our lounge window.
Since the first van driver, I've had sex with over twenty different men. They've normally been in vans, but occasionally cars and one motorcycle.

The motorcyclist was the youngest guy to enjoy one of my sex days. He only stayed twenty minutes, but in that time fucked my arsehole in our kitchen, like there was no tomorrow.

It's funny, before the relief road was built I would never have thought to be so bold sexually. But now I love letting men see me naked and playing with myself.
There's probably been over a hundred men, who have witnessed the woman in her lounge masturbating down that country lane. And quite a few women too I would imagine. And that brings me to my final confession.

Only a week ago, a woman who was utterly lost walked up our path after apparently seeing me enjoying myself.
It's not like women to stop, but she did.
Michelle was my first ever experience of lesbian sex. She was on her way to visit a friend who'd moved to our valley.
Only instead of licking her friends pussy and arsehole that afternoon, she taught me how to tongue hers, as she absolutely devoured mine.

It was my first taste of pussy, and if Michelle is anything to go by, the thirty three year old won't be the last.