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Weirdest Cuck Bachelor Party

My College roommate freshman year was a nice guy, but he always seemed a bit strange and quiet. We were only roommates freshman year. I thought he didn't like me because one morning he had left for class and his girlfriend had spent the night. She got out from his bed bare naked and said "Gerry is gonna be gone for awhile, can I come to your bed?" I was a hyper horny college freshman, I felt bad but I did more thinking with my dick than my brain back then and didn't hesitate. We fucked a good handful of times after he would leave for his 8 AM. We got new roommates the next year, he never confronted me about it so I figured he didn't know. We kept in distant touch after college occasionally texting. He was not the kind of guy to make many friends.

Fast forward 9 years, I had seen him maybe 3 times in that span, but he texted me asking if I wanted to go to his bachelor party. I felt bad for him that I made the short list, but also wasn't so surprised because he was not good at meeting new people. He wanted to go golfing, then to some bars near his house and offered his apartment as a place to crash after. The bachelor party was just the groom, myself, and 1 other guy I had never met. It was actually a pretty fun day, and we did a lot of drinking starting in the morning on the course. While we were at the bars, he told me that he knew I had banged his college girlfriend and my heart sank. I was wondering if he brought me along a some kind of setup or revenge, but he told me that he actually put her up to it, and he was into having his girl fuck other guys. I asked if he does that kind of thing with his fiancé and the other guy at the bachelor party had apparently already fucked his fiancé a few times. Then he said that if we wanted, he wanted to watch us tag team his wife to be.

I am married now, one of the few times I saw this guy was at my wedding. So I told him that I couldn't join, but I'd watch with him. He understood but also a few more times before we headed back tried to tempt me. One of the things he said was "She's also almost 2 months pregnant, so you can cum in her." My memory of some of the convo is hazy at this point, but that one stood out to me. I held strong that I wouldn't be able to join though.

We got back to his apartment and I met his Fiancé for the first time and she was shockingly better looking than I imagined. She was a short Hispanic, she was a tad thick but far from fat and the thickness showed in the right spots. The super stunning part of this was that she was only 21, I and the groom were 29 when this was happening (last summer) and I don't know how old the other groomsman was.

We settled into their family room and chatted for a bit and then she asked "So do you guys want to have some fun?" I told her my situation and that I would also be watching, and maybe I was just drunk but she seemed so cheery and charming and said "Aww even for a bachelor party?" I still held my ground though. Gerry and I sat on separate individual chairs, while Chris and Alexandra got onto the couch and she started to blow him. I was hard as a rock, I had never watched other people have sex in person and for a moment understood maybe why Gerry did this.

She got naked and had a really nice rack. She had carmel brown skin with darker brown nipples Gerry had taken his dick out started to stroke in his chair and having seen both guys dicks now I knew mine was bigger than both and I remember part of the thought going through my head when I pulled mine out was showing off. I was starting to waver in my commitment when you are masturbating to a girl in the same room, who has offered herself to you, it is not the best position to remain faithful.

Gerry suggested I let Alexandra help me, I started to break, but still tried to hold a barrier and said "Ok but just a hand." She came over and bent over in front of me, Chris followed to hit it in standing doggy and her warm hand gripped my cock and started to stroke it. I sat back in the chair and guilt quickly gave way to pleasure. Now all that was running through my mind was I had a willing mouth, maybe a foot above my exposed, hard cock and I wanted more. I put my hand on head and guided it down. She got the message and didn't hesitate. Her warm wet mouth felt amazing, and her gentle moans were muffled by my rock hard cock. Feeling the moment I said "I'm gonna cum down your fiancé's throat." I tried to cum, and it felt amazing, but I was a bit too drunk. After a few minutes I knew I wasn't going to be able to cum with a blowjob and the best feeling in the world is cumming in a vagina raw.

I told Chris it was my turn, I told her to sit on the couch and threw her legs up over my shoulders. Chris stood next her off the end of the couch and took her mouth. Her moans, her wet pussy, her perfect tits bouncing, seeing a cock in her mouth, and a few minutes of hammering away, I thrust deep and dumped a warm load into her flowing like the Mississippi.

Our Dirty Secret

i just wanna put it out there that my older half-sister and i are in a sexual relationship. it's been our dirty little secret for over a year.
i won't get into details of how it started, but it's a very intense relationship. once we started, we couldn't stop or even slow down. she was frustrated with her marriage so she just decided to end it so nothing would get in the way. she says she's sexually and emotionally much more satisfied with me. i don't care that she's much older (she's 38, but so obsessed with her self-care that she's so fit and hot and even looks younger than me). I'm addicted to fucking her, but i also love her.
it's our secret, no one else know, not even our closest friends. i guess some people suspect because we're way too close. we meet up "for lunch" way too many times every week and we "crash" in each other's places too frequently. i know it's wrong and that she's my sister, but i can't picture anything that's sexier and more loving that what i have with her.

Colleagues Wife

One of my colleagues asked me if I'd fuck his wife a couple of months ago.
We were having a drink after work, so I thought it was the beer talking. However when his wife Lucy came to pick him up, he asked me again in front of her.
Without having chance to answer, she said her husband likes to watch and that she loves young cock.
Twenty minutes later I was having my cock sucked in their lounge as my colleague watched on and wanked.
Lucy isn't the best looking woman, but she has a fantastic figure for a woman in her forties, and boy does she love cock.
We ended up fucking three times, with me fucking and cumming in her pussy and arsehole.
I was at their home for two hours and believe me, we did everything together.
When I was getting dressed after our last fuck, I watched as my colleague lay on the couch, then Lucy literally sat on his face and ordered him to lick and suck out my cum from her pussy and arse.
As they carried on, I told my colleague I'd see him on Monday. He didn't reply, but then he did have his wifes arsehole smothering his face at the time.
Lucy and I have fucked several more times since. Some with my colleague present, other times in my car after she's snuck away for a quick fuck.
The reason Lucy has to sneak, is my colleague only likes her having sex with other men, when he's present.
What he doesn't know, is Lucy and I spent a whole afternoon together in a hotel room with another friend of mine, as my colleague played in a local golfing tournament. We both fucked Lucy separately and at the same time, something she wanted to try. It was amazing fucking her arsehole with my friends cock deep inside her pussy. A new experience for me and one I'd definitely love to do again.

Fridays Are The Best Day

I’m a 55 year old mother of 3 married to a great husband and have a wonderful family. As I have gotten older my blond hair I have to color because it wants to go white. I take care of my self even at age 55 I still get looks and whistles not as often but when I walk in the streets. I have worked for almost 25 years as an office assistant. Reporting directly to the owner. It’s a small business 10 total employees. I am his organizer handle his schedule run errands stuff like that. We work very close and while my husband had suspected something a while back nothing was ever found. I am his work wife and well I sometimes help him relieve stress. This started shortly after i started working there. He offered me a raise to help him. I was young and thought we could use the money. Over time it just became a normal thing. It’s not like I don’t do any type of real work. I’m very busy dealing with the day to day business. It’s just sometimes he is on long conference calls and I slip under his desk and help him reduce his stress. We are both married his wife never steps foot at work. His desk was custom made to my height so I would not bang my head when giving him head. It was a little embarrassing that when it was made a short time after we started the carpenter who was making it asked what height he wanted it. Why not standard so I went and crawled under the desk and he had me simulate me giving head and he showed the carpenter how i kept hitting the back of his desk. He had a look on his face that I will always remember. Before he left he asked me out and made some rude comments. I was glad when he finally left. I told my boss what he said to me and he made a call and refused to pay the man for his work. He finally cut a check to pay the balance at a lower price. I do screw him we only do this at work. The calls are a good time I’m required to wear skirts or dresses. I have matching bras and panties. I dress nice and do so. We do go out to lunch on Fridays and am screwed most of the afternoon. Again it’s only during work hours. Very rarely have we got together on a weekend or week night. If we did it was because my husband was gone. Besides that all at work. I have no idea what a normal work day would be. When on vacation it seems weird I’m kind of a work a holic. I have to admit I have had lots of practice sucking cock and fucking. But I’m really good at it. My work husband recently told me that when he retired his son was to take his spot. I looked at him and said he would want his own younger assistant. He said no that his son has had a thing for me since he was 16. He is now 24 and will start in a few weeks. He said that he would be sharing his work wife with him and was told that it may mean more time during the day alone with both of them. The weeks went by fast and the first day there we had a 3 hour conference call. The work hubby had a large comfortable couch brought in over the weekend and form 9 to noon we where not to be disturbed. I took more cock that morning that I have ever done. I forgot that at 24 guys are like the energizer bunnies. He used every hole left me a mess handed daily and watched and would going in after getting hard again. I swallowed more sperm that never did before. After a week of this I was sore and needed the weekend to recover. I have my poor husband a hand job and my mouth. I was to sore for anything else. Since i now have to work husbands I got a huge raise. Not sure how much longer i can do this. The younger one is pounding me senseless at all times of the day. Like he has never had sex before. I’m rarely seen in the office and when Fridays come we go to lunch then to the sons place and I am used up. Lately the son has used me and he asked for nights. I can sneak out a few times but not as much as he wants. My husband has a bowling league night on Wednesdays so that’s the night I can get out. I’m bruised up I come him full of cum with slap marks on my ass. It’s the middle of summer and I’m in leggings because of the ass bruises. I like the sex but have to slow down a bit.

It’s Hard To Do But It Pays Well

So I am a stay at home mom married with a son who plays Basketball. My husband Rob works hard to keep us safe and happy. With our son 12 and playing AAU basketball money is tight. I have time throughout the day and told my husband that I wanted to work part time. He was against it and he finally gave in. Problem is that most places that would hire me as a part timer there hours to work for us. I have to drop and pick up my son from a school. Coffe places wanted me there either really early which I could not do the drop or afternoon which I could not pick up my son who is out of school at 3. So I was screwed. I even checked with smaller grocery stores and it was the same. I walked into one where there was a heavy set older guy behind the counter he must have been the owner because he and a guy where talking and he was filling out a check for some items that where delivered. I grabbed a down cock and came up. I am by no means a super model. I’m short I dress down if anything. That day I was in leggings and shirt baggy at that. My husband says I’m stuck in the hair band days I have big curly hair that’s usually up in a scrunchie. At 39 I still look ok. Like most women my age I could loose a few pounds but when I dress up which is rare I look good. I have a round ass and a lot of natural double Ds. The girls could use a lift but in a v neck or bikini they still look good. I have puffy lips that my husband likes. I’m an ok looking mom wife. They finally finish the old guy rings up my cock and says anything else he could help me with. I asked him I could use a part time job. I go into how times are tough and just need something that would work between these hours blah blah blah. He smirks and says for a women that’s looking for a job you sure do have a lot of restrictions. I tell him the same thing I always tell him that my son. He says that he can’t use me with those hours available. Same thing it would be early or an evening shift. But that would mean me be gone from 4:30 to closing at 10 something to think about I figured I’d talk it over with my husband. There was nobody in the store and the old creepy guy says there is a way to make money with those hours. He says I bet you could Melanie say $50 bucks in like 30 minutes. Being a little excited and naive I said how please tell me. He says well if you suck me off il give you $50 bucks your a hot piece of ass use it. I was appalled and speechless I was getting ready to leave and he says ok $75 for any and job. I could sure use the money and it would be fast. I know the old guy has probably not gotten any in a long time. If he could even get it up. Embarrassed mad but broke I turned back and said $150 and il show you my tits. He got up went flipped the sign that said would be back in an hour and killed the lights. He led me to the back room he said take your top off he drops his pants sits down in a chair his floor is dirty I look at the floor looks him he gets up grabs a towel and puts it on the floor. I tell him what a gentleman I take off my sweatshirt and take off my bra his eyes are big he grabs the nipple squeezes it. His cock is about 7” maybe less it’s hard now and I spit on my hand and proceeded to jack him off. My hand is like a rabbit jacking away he grabbed my head and shoved it in front said suck it it was part of the deal. I’m jacking him off with the head in my mouth. I could feel he was going to cum he was twitching I slowed down after thinking about it and came to a stop. He says why did you stop. I need to get payed. He opened a drawer pulled out cash and says here I count out $160 and tell him o don’t have change. I put the cock all the way in my mouth and he says of fuck baby you tiny hand is getting tired and I feel it and hear him. I wasn’t going to let him cum in my mouth so I pulled off sped up the jacking he made a good awful noise and shot a load that landed on my hand it was warm and wet. I almost licked it off but I just kept a slowly jacking him and would rub the top of his head he was sensitive and kept telling me I was worth the price. I cleaned up felt dirty but had $160 extra bucks. He said that I could come back whenever I needed cash. I stop in twice a week he never complains and says no. For an extra $50 il let him cum in my mouth then spit roll it into his mouth with a kiss. My husband thinks I work there a few days a week for a couple of hours and paid under the table. I tell him yup under the table babe. It’s more like under his desk. No fucking he has offerd me $500 for a ride I’m not ready to make that turn quite yet.

My Daughter’s Friend

A few of weeks ago, my daughter’s friend came over to visit her. She wasn’t home, but she would be here any minute. Jeff sat down in the living room with me and we started talking. He was home from college for the summer and working with his dad. Good kid, very fit and cute. At this point, I wasn’t even sure what the word friend meant. He immediately showed he was brash, cocky and overly interactive (flirty). He commented that Lilly got my looks.

A little while later, Lilly texted me and Jeff saying she was working late and wouldn’t be home until 8:45. It was now 4:30, baked ziti was basically cooked. I asked Jeff to join me for dinner and he accepted.

As dinner progressed, his flirting became a thing. He spoke about how attractive I was and how my ex husband made a mistake by getting divorced. He confirmed he was actively courting Lilly but they were not a full blown couple yet. I told him I was sort of dating. It was mainly was a mechanism to satisfy my sexual needs because the men I dated were just looking for sex. Jeff told me many times he would enjoy dating someone like me. By the way, I am twice his age. By the way, the attention and sexual innuendo were stirring my desire pot.

Dinner finishes. As I am loading the dishwasher, I bent down to put a dish in the bottom drawer and I hear him say ‘damn!’, followed with a chuckle. I turned while bent over and asked what that was for? He just says you are a sexy woman. My heart is now fluttering as this cannot happen. He is 19 years old.

The dishwasher loading continues and now he is right there with me. I can smell his deodorant. I can hear his breathing. I turned from the sink and he was there, standing in front of me, almost face to face. My pussy was alive. My mouth got dry.

After he leaned in to kiss me, I stopped him and told him this cannot happen. He persisted and kissed my cheek. Then the other one. At that point I was pinned to the front of the sink. I could feel his semi hard cock through his shorts. As he looked me in the eye, he kissed me on the lips. I stopped pushing back and opened my mouth. Tongue to tongue the kissing continued.

He quickly took his opportunity and found my boobs with his hands. First outside then inside my shirt. The bra came off shortly after and was tossed on the kitchen floor. My nipples were swollen and rock hard. My hand found his hard cock through his shorts. Once I touched him, he immediately pulled his shorts down and gave me full access to his cock. His cock was clean, young, fat and extremely hard. I stroked him up and down as we kissed.

He stopped kissing and stepped away from me. I knew that he wanted head, so I went to my knees and sucked his young cock. He lasted maybe five minutes, holding the countertop above my head as he filled my throat and mouth with his cum. I swallowed and stood up.

He just stood there looking at me as he was caught his breath. His cock never went soft. Then he asks if he can fuck me. I did a double take and I said really? He said yup!

As we got to my bedroom, my clothes came off. He bent me over my bed, fingered my pussy a bit, spit in his hand, stroked his cock and drove his cock balls deep. My heart thumped. My voice change. My pussy squished with every thrust. This 19 year old was fucking my 40 year old pussy. He was relentless as I came four times one right after another. I told him no more, but he said he was close to cumming. I went along.

He fucked me jackhammer style for maybe five minutes as my pussy came a fifth time. This cum came from my soul. This cum was deep and different. He had made me cum full body style.

As my cum started to come down, he grunted and asked where should he cum. I told him inside of me. With that he tensed up and filled me with his cum. He just kept fucking me as another orgasm hit me. Then another. Then another.

I finally convinced him to stop. He pulled out his hard cock as I marveled that he was still hard. He chuckled and said he had much more in him. We cleaned up and got dressed. It was not almost 8:00. He had fucked me for over 2 hours!!!

Nothing else was said that night. My daughter came home and they sat on the patio talking (like friends).

The next day, Jeff came over again. We wasted no time and he fucked me again. This time he actually came inside of my pussy three times. He left that night after an intense fucking that left me exhausted.

He skipped a few days and came back again. He fucked me in several rooms of my house that day. We are basically fucking every day now.

So Much Cum

As an older woman, I have had my share of cock. I have experienced a large range of sexual play. All of that should have prepared me for this hysterical confession, but it did not.

I am recently divorced and I am always horny. I have dated, but then came Cory.

Cory is your average everyday working class guy. Funny, handsome, interactive. We go on a date and we end up in his car. As I go down on him, his cock is maybe 6 inches. He takes long to cum, but he is fingering me to orgasms as I am doing this. I eventually get on my back and he is feeding me his cock.

He tenses up and says I am cumming. I just kept sucking until it happens. This man had so much cum! He filled my mouth! He pulled out and plastered my face and chest with so much cum! As he is staying me down I start to laugh. It was a comical amount of cum!

Family Visit

As they are in between houses right now, my aunt (dads sister) and her daughter are staying with us for a time. They get in the way and we have to consider them for meals and things like that, but I found a way to make it even more tolerable.
I love that it is summertime because having an open window isn’t something that people notice. The bathroom that they use is on the main floor and just before nightfall, I sneak into that bathroom to make sure that the bathroom window is up just enough that I can peek in from the outside. I only raise it about an inch so that nobody will suspect. Seeing my young niece with her hairless body is a bit of a thrill, but it is my aunt that drives me insane. She is certainly no beauty as she is about 50 years old and is of Greek heritage. She has a bit of a belly, but the most enormous tits on her 5 foot tall frame. I never imagined that a woman could be so hairy on her pussy.
I can almost never wait for nightfall as that is when my aunt chooses to shower and I get to see it all every time. I would love to bury my face in it, but for now, picturing her naked body and imagining sucking on those humongous nipples gives me a lot of great jerk off material. I would love to have her walk in on me sometime when I am jerking off thinking about her.

Cheating Husband

My husband has been cheating on me for much of our 17 year marriage. I stayed through it. We have children together. We have good jobs. In my mind, don’t fix it if it ain’t broken.

About 6 years ago, I allowed a coworker to fuck me in our warehouse. He had been chasing me for months and I eventually gave it up to him. A few months later, I gave it up to a guy I met at the coffee shop. We fucked at a park in the back seat of his truck. A few days later, his friend fucked me in his truck.

Over the course of that year, I slept with over a dozen men. I was horny, feeling lonely and just generally horny around the clock.

Three years ago I met Curtis. Curtis was bad for me. This man controlled me sexually and knew I would do anything he told me to do. He would make me suck his cock in bathroom malls, in department store changing rooms and at parks. He made me fuck his friends. Fuck, he made me a bachelor party slut for one of his friends. The stuff I did that night was beyond anything to confess. Imagine a tunnel that was an access point for a busy train line. Yeah, all three tunnels had a busy night.

Curtis doesn’t allow me to wear panties. I am required to be fully shaven. I am required to shower every morning, just in case my (his) pussy will be needed that day. I am his slut and I do as I am told.

Recently, the trend has been to creampie me and send me home. I am fixed, so I will not get pregnant. I check for std’s every 6 months. The issue here is bringing cum into the house in such a viewable way is risky. I know he is cheating, but I have taken that to a whole different level. I am a completely submissive slut. I am a play thing. I am a toy. I am a cum catcher. I exist, sexually, to please Curtis and whoever else he tells me to please. I have guilt, but I am also jaded about my husband cheating on me.

Blow Bang Confession

I will admit, I am not wife material. My husband tried to get me for years and he finally won out. However, my inability to stay true has led us to separate.

It was a normal Friday. Me and some coworkers go for a drink. Mind you, I never drink - never do and never will. I have my soda while everyone else drinks. Four guys and me. They all are getting flirty and the discussion leads to sexual experiences - both with and without our current partners. Me personally, I have had my share of cock. In high school, I had a lot of practice sucking dick - under stairwells, under the football bleachers, in cars, at peoples houses. You get the point. My coworkers all poked me for more details. I gave them what I could but it just encouraged more naughty talk and insinuation to practice on them. I reminded them I was married but they didn’t care. My pussy was awake and this was not a good thing.

Around 8:00, my husband texted me and was being an asshole. I gave it back to him and I said I would be home later. I was visibly angry and one of my coworkers asks if I was okay. I responded by telling him I have to get home sooner than later. If anyone was interested in me practicing on them, we had to go now. Someone paid the bar tab and we decided the closest house was Michael’s. The five of us headed them.

Driving there my husband just kept pestering me. I finally told him I wasn’t responding anymore and that I would be home around 9:00.

We got to Michael’s and I told them how this would work. No phones. I would go into the bedroom, get naked and one by one I would blow each of them. One by one they came in. I would suck them off and leave the room. The next guy, the next guy and the final guy.

I left 45 minutes later with 4 loads in my stomach and my mouth smelling like dick. I felt happy, fulfilled and I was no longer angry. I went home and never told my husband.

The next six Friday evenings I allowed the same with the four coworkers. My husband caught on and we decided to separate.