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I Sleep Over At My Friends House So I Can Suck Off Her Dad

He usually waits for everyone to go to sleep, he walks past her room and slightly opens the door and then goes straight to the living room. When I see the door open that's my cue to follow him into the living room. I go and get down on my knees straight away and suck him off until he cuts in my mouth, sometimes he cums on my face, sometimes he fucks my mouth but never more than oral and he never does anything back to me. Once he's finished he gets up and goes back to bed with his wife and never speaks a single word to me during the whole thing. I feel so used but I can't stop I keep finding excuses to have a "sleep over".

My Little Brother.

Talk about a crazy summer, I'm 19 and just finished my first year in college and now I'm spending the summer back home. One of the biggest surprises I had when I got back to town was my "little" brother Brett. My little brother Brett (15) is an athlete and plays basketball, to my surprise he had grown 4 inches and put on bout 30 pounds of muscle. My first thought was "I'm sure the girls at school all love him". I also had to admit he was looking good to me too.

After maybe a week of watching a shirtless Brett shooting hoops on the driveway, He came in all hot and sweaty one day. He headed for fridge, when he walked by, he grabbed me around the waist and started to poke and tickle me the same way he always did. This time I reacted differently when he held me tight in a bearhug. My face was buried in his sweaty muscular chest and I could feel a bulge pressing up against my belly. I stopped struggling and just let him hold me. It was just brief, but my little brother wasn't so little down there. He got a drink and disappeared somewhere and I just stood there flushed with excitement.

Wednesday night is poker night for my parents so about 7:30 they left and said they should be back by 11:00. Brett and I were watching a movie and both of us were on our laptops. After about an hour he told me the movie sucked and he was gonna get a shower. I waited until I heard the shower shut off and the door open. I went down the hall and Brett was in his room combing his hair in front of a mirror, wrapped in a towel.

I walked in and he asked " Wsup Sis", I replied "Not much, the movie did suck so I thought I would just visit with my little brother". I jumped up on his bed and had a seat wondering just what was under that towel. "I'm not that little anymore, I'm 6'2" and 220 now" he boasted as he walked over and sat beside me. "How bout down here" I said as I tugged on the towel. He laughed and said "Wouldn't you like to know" and laid back on some pillows. I began to rub his thigh with my hand reaching further up under each time. " Seriously, I just wanted to know if that grew too" I said laughing.

"It did" he said grinning. He reached down and pulled back the towel and to my surprise , Brett had a cock that was well over 6 inches and still not hard. He lay there still grinning as I stared at his cock. "It gets even bigger ya know" he said. I knew it was now or never, so I took his cock in my hand and it started to swell and grow in my hand as I stroked it.

"You gotta girlfriend" I asked as I watched his cock grow to maybe 6.5 or 7 inches, it didn't matter, it was big. "I don't date all that much, what with classes and basketball. I asked him if he said was a virgin. "Well yes. if you don't count a few handjobs and stuff" he replied.

I rolled over closer and took his cock into my mouth as he twitched a little. He stroked the back of my head as it bobbed up and down and took every inch of his hot hard cock. He began to twitch a lot more and in just maybe 2-3 minutes he moaned " I'm gonna cum" and he exploded in my mouth, I gagged a little as he shot loads of cum and when I sat up, I had his cum dripping down my chin. As I squeezed his cock, even more dribbled out. " Holy cow Brett, you must have been saving up" I said laughing.

I sat up and pulled my shirt over my head and Brett's eyes lit up and said " you've grown too" as he massaged my 36C boobs. I took off my panties and after stroking his cock a little it began to stand up again. " Little brother I'm gonna be your first" I said as I straddled him and pushed his now rock hard cock in my wet pussy. Again he twitched and just closed his eyes as I rocked my hips back and forth. He was big and hard and filling my pussy with deep strokes. And he was just a kid 15.

I've been sucking that cock and fucking my "Little" brother maybe 5 times in the last two weeks. He's becoming a real stud with my help. He's learning how to properly eat pussy too. I know it's bad, but it's also very, very good. And I was worried about maybe summer being boring...LOL.

My Son

My 25 year old son recently got into an atv accident and broke both his legs. So I pretty much had to take on the duty of caring for him. He can’t do everything on his own for the time being.

One of those things he can’t do alone is bathe. So ultimately I told my son it’s nothing I haven’t seen before but he still was shy about me seeing him naked. I helped him stripped his clothes off one evening to get him in the shower.

Now I hadn’t seen my son naked in many years. Last time I saw him naked was after he had a hernia surgery when he was 14. So three weeks ago as I was stripping his clothes off I thought nothing of it. I figured he’d look just like his dad down there. But one I pulled his briefs off out flopped a big hunk of meat! My son is hung! I had no clue. No wonder he was embarrassed. I’m talking like a 6 inch thick and fat flaccid dick with big balls. My husband who is his dad has big balls but an average dick so I was kinda shocked.

As I’m helping him shower he gets erect. He’s a good 8 to 8.5 inches when erect. I was impressed. He was so embarrassed but I told him it’s nothing to be embarrassed about.

He definitely got his size from my size of the family I bet because my husbands side is all average. Yes I’ve seen a few dicks on his side.

Proud Of My Brother

Last year my brother confessed to me crying about how my gf had given him a blowjob when I wasn’t home. My brother Mike is 15 and my now ex gf has just turned 17. I was in college when he called me and I could tell he was scared and genuinely felt bad. I came home that day and we sat down and mid conversation I realized that I wouldn’t be able to get mad at him because his honesty meant a lot to me.

So I proposed something to us that shocked me when I said it. I told him to continue living as if nothing happened and to promise to not tell anyone about it. I knew my brother has never had a gf before, so I told him he should use this time to learn how to have sex. When she turns 18 we would dump her all together because she obviously had messed up her reputation being loyal. My ex gf was always sexually active and figured that if she wanted to continue cheating on me with my brother, my brother should at least live out his sexual fantasies. Mike also confessed that she told him he had a bigger dick than me and a nicer body even though he was shorter. It wasn’t an easy conversation, I was still hurt, but after some days later he came to me and understood what I meant and I learned to forgive.

After that moment we passed around my ex gf and she was dumb enough to never catch on. We never texted each other about it but always called ahead and gave cues about when we had just banged her. I could tell Mike overtime was getting better and stronger. Sometimes when he had sex first she would be so tired around me. When I knew Mike was out with her back home I would be out having sex with other college girls.

A couple of days before she turned 18, me and Mike had made a bet to not masturbate for a few weeks before having sex with her. That day I came in her three times and broke up with her. Shit hit the fan and she was going crazy and crying. I ignored her and soon after she was with Mike at home. Mike ended up recording a little bit of his session with her and completely slutted her out. Had her bending in ways I’ve never seen before and also kicked her out after. At this point Mike had other girls in his life and we felt we had completed our task.

Mike never dated her as a GF but eventually he came to me a few weeks later and said that he still sometimes has sex with her when I’m not around.

I’m just really proud to see him grown up a bit and becoming a successful lady’s men haha.

Dad And Me.

This is a somewhat sad confession about a family in crisis and how we overcame tragic times. When I was 15, my little brother Robert was killed in an auto accident at the age of 13. He and some kids were running across traffic one evening when leaving the mall and he was struck and killed by a hit and run driver.

After that our family just fell apart, Mom suffered depression and became a hopeless alcoholic and couldn't work or wouldn't work.

The more Mom would drink, the nastier she got toward both Dad and me and they fought all the time. Dad wound up most nights sleeping on the sofa as we all sunk into a miserable home life.

One night after I turned 16, they had a real war that went on and off for about two hours until Mom just passed out in the floor and I had to put her into bed. Dad had taken a shower and was sitting on the sofa and I went in and sat with him. He was sitting there in his boxers just staring at the floor.

Dad quietly told me he was going to divorce Mom as soon as I graduated . He sadly went on to say that he and Mom had not lived as man and wife for over a year now. I was the only reason they were still together. He told me that at 16, I had grown into a beautiful young woman and he wanted the best for me.

My heart was breaking for my Dad and I climbed over on his lap and wrapped my arms around him and hugged him tight, burying my head in his neck. I whispered that at least we had each other. As I shifted my weight I could feel his cock starting to swell under my butt. I was shocked at first, but I thought about how much he loved me and how much I wanted him to be happy. And now that I knew he wasn't having sex with my Mom, I decided that it would really just be the two of us from now on.

I then laid my head down on his stomach and slipped my hands down and felt his cock thru his boxers. She jumped like he had been shot asked me what the heck was I doing. I looked up and gave him my best bedroom eyes and said "From now on, it's just you and I Dad".

I then pulled out his hard cock and it was beautiful. I stroked it a few times admiring his size and thickness. Dad was breathing harder and not saying a word. I went down on his hard cock, and it filled my mouth as he shook. I bobbed my head up and down trying not to gag. In almost no time at all he was thrusting his hips forward and came in my mouth. It was all I could do to swallow it without choking.

He tried to speak but I put my finger to his lips and whispered "Shhh" I pulled my shirt over my head, At 16 I had nice boobs, a heavy 36C cup. I straddled him and pushed my boobs in his face and whispered, " Do you want to fuck me , I really want you to fuck me"? I switched off the light and we stripped down. My Dad fucked me long and slow that night. He made me orgasm twice.

We began to have sex regularly and within about six months he got an apartment and we lived together until I went off to college. Mom wound up in some psych hospital. Being a mature and horny older guy, Dad showed me all kinds of new tricks, after a lot of patience on his part, I was able to get into anal !

There was nothing that we wouldn't do for each other. I think I might have saved him from going nuts.. He died last year just before Christmas...

Accidently Blackmailed A Woman Into Letting Me Fuck Her

I'm 28, recently divorced in live in a very nice upper class neighborhood. I kept finding condoms in the woods behind my fence so I started to keep an eye out. One night I see some lights so I sneak out to see what's up.

I hear muffled voices and as I get closer I hear a womans voice say, "I love having you inside me" and a guys voice says something about it being bigger, but he was whispering so I couldn't tell. Next the woman is moaning and says "don't stop, deeper baby, deeper".

I can see them fucking through a crack in the fence but it's dark and can't really make anything out. After a few mintues of the sexiest damn moaning I've ever heard the the woman orgasm and a second latter the man lets out a loud grunt.

The talk and whisper to themselves while making out afterwards and then the guys goes off deeper into the woods. The woman however, comes up in between my house on the house next to me.

That's when I realized it was my neighbor. This fucking hot as hell milf in her late 30s. Short with brown hair, small breast, but a big ass. I've been in fucking love with her ass ever since I saw her wearing some cheeky bikini at the neighborhood pool.

I open the gate as she's walking by and say, "can't wait to see your husband tomorrow". She freezes for a second then turns on me. She charged through my gate and grabbed my shirt with both hands. She was shaking with either anger or fear not sure which.

She starts to threaten me but immediately changes tactics and starts crying and begging me not to say anything. I stop her pretty quickly and let he know I was only joking and that her secret was safe with me.

I'm assuming what happened next was out of gratitude, but she turns around and says "make it fast I need to get back" while doing the sexy wiggle thing women do to pull their pants down.

Next thing I know her big perfect naked ass is facing me and she's putting her hands on my fence bending over for me. I take a second to squeeze this ass that I've dreamed about, but she starts telling me to hurry the fuck up.

So in record time I drop my pants, slide it inside her wet pussy and fuck her in less than 2 minutes. Unfortunately she didn't moan for me like she did the other guy, but unlike him I got to cum inside her pussy.

When I finished she wasted no time pulling her pants up and rushing back to her home.

I do plan to keep an eye on the back door, and see when she goes out again. I hope I get to fuck her with the other guy. I love the idea of two men fucking this hot house wife in the woods while her husband is asleep only a few feet away.

Glastonbury Gangbang

I've been watching the Glastonbury footage on TV recently and remembering when me and my friend Lesley went when were 20. Back in the 80s the festival wasn't as big or professional as it is now and it was really easy to get in. We had no money so had hitchhiked down from Yorkshire. We were considering hopping the fence to get in, but one of the staff (which back then were just hippy guys rather than actual security guards) said we could get in if we paid him ten quid each. That was still a bit much for us at the time, but Lesley asked if we could get in if she gave him a blowjob (she'd already sucked one cock on the way down lol).

The hippy guy said OK and asked us to follow him. We went to a staff area where five other guys were hanging out drinking and smoking weed. The hippy said if we fucked all of them not only would we get in for free, we'd get back stage passes. None of these guys would be described as ugly so me and Lesley looked at each other and said "OK". We were led to a van with a mattress in the back where one of the guys was living for the weekend.

We both got undressed and before I knew it were on our knees with a cock in our mouths. I was wanking off another guy with my left hand while my right (and my mouth) worked another. Someone was fingering me from behind and I started to get wet. Lesley was picked up and thrown on the mattress and one of the men started fucking her missionary. I got on all fours on the grass and opened my legs wide and felt a nice big cock enter me from behind. I still had a dick in my mouth and was sucking and fucking at the same time. The first guy finished and the guy in my mouth told me to get on my back so he could do me missionary. I could hear Lesley moaning as she came and felt myself starting to orgasm. The guy on top of me finished and another took his place. This one had a massive cock (still one of the biggest I've had lol) and I came as he rode me.

We got cleaned up and dressed and went on to enjoy the festival. I fucked a few more guys over the weekend (including one of the hippy guys again lol). Backstage was a lot of fun and Lesley got gangbanged again by one of the headliner's band and roadies (no names obviously!)

What can I say, were just slags at that age lol.

I Suckled My Aunt's Big Breasts.

One of the wildest things to happen to me as a young teen boy of 14 was when I spent time visiting my cousin's house in the country during the summer. My aunt Helen , age 34 had a new baby, 2 months old when I arrived there for 2 weeks.

About the second morning, I went into the kitchen after she called me for breakfast. She was sitting across from me at the table, she pulled her gown down almost to her waist with her chest covered with a towel and started nursing the new baby.

As I ate my breakfast, I couldn't help but notice the fullness of her breasts protruding from the sides of the towel. As she just sat there chatting with me, she noticed me trying not to stare. She casually asked me if I had ever seen a child being breastfed. I admitted sheepishly that I had not and then she informed me that most women in my family had breastfed their children. She laughed when she said even I had been breastfed until I was two years old !

I was dumbfounded when she dropped the towel into her lap and exposed her heavy milk laden breasts and huge dark nipples. I could feel my young cock growing in my jeans as she stood up and walked over to me. She took my hand and put it on her nipple as the baby sucked away on the other. She told me to press on it gently and when I did, breast milk trickled out.

She squeezed he breast, and more milk trickled out and she told me to taste it. It wasn't very good compared to cow's milk, but I wasn't going to complain at the time. Then she pressed my face to her breast, and I sucked gently on her nipple which was as thick as my thumb. I gulped down several swallows of my aunt's warm thick milk.

"Pretty cool ,huh" she whispered and I was so shocked I could hardly answer " yes mam". She told me to go get dressed because my uncle and cousin Jay would be back soon and we were going fishing.

My first stop was the bathroom , where I stroked my young cock and within a minute, I was shooting cum into the toilet. This was definitely the wildest thing to happen in my early years of puberty. For the next two weeks, I was obsessed with Aunt Helen's huge swaying breasts and nipples poking thru her gown.

Wife's Niece

So last night we go over to my sister in law place to celebrate her daughters graduation. dinner was around 7 and probably around 20 people there mostly family but her boyfriend and his buddy were there too. Everyone is drinking and laughing having a good time and after food desert and some more drinks its around 10:30 which now we are going to do some presents. While they are looking for the daughter i go to the car to grab a couple g*fts and while getting those g*fts something catches my eye and its a basement light turning on so i look up and through the car window i see the daughter in her bedroom taking her top off with her tits out and im like holy fuck and turned away for a second not knowing what to do but i couldn't help it and i looked back again. Now again im looking through a car window so i don't think anyone can see me. i looked for a little longer and was about to leave and just then her boyfriend and his buddy walk in the room and im like OH MY GOD is this really happening right now the 2 guys guys drop there pants and she gets on her knees and starts sucking these 2 cocks and i am completely blow away.... just in shock that this is happening right now...before presents, sucking one cock while she jerks the other going back and forth. it didn't take long for her to finish off the guys but when they did finish she just sat back and let the guys blow there loads on her face. i couldn't believe what i was seeing my wife's niece sucking 2 cocks and taking cum loads on her face. After all that i grab the g*fts go back to the party my wife ask's what took so long and i just said sorry i was on the phone. Doesn't the niece come back to the party and different clothes with her face all red, my wife ask's whats up with your face looks a little blush and the niece response was oh yeah i was just washing my face getting my makeup off and as i look over at the 2 guys they are drinking there beers and giggling. From all the g*fts she got im sure the best part of the night for her were the 2 facials for sure and now i know she a little slut, and don't get me wrong people do what they do and like what they like i was blown away by this but i understand if she likes the cock and facials

Once A Cheater, Always A Cheater.

I have been with my wife since our last year of High School and we married soon after we both finished College. Not long after she secured a government job and I secured a job in a construction business. We have 2 kids that were basically conceived by her jerking me off or blowing me and then inserting myself in to her and blowing a load. She says that intercourse hurts due to the size of my cock...hitting her cervix she says. No matter what we try it doesn't seem to help and she tells me there is no way I am putting that thing in her ass.

She is really awesome though, a great Mother, Wife and I never have to ask for head or hand jobs and yeah she likes to swallow. She just fails with big cock. I to have become an expert in eating pussy judging by the number of times I have nearly had my head squeezed off by her. Early on I knew that I would have to go outside the home for intercourse and this is where the cheating started. Most have been with friends or family be they single or married so long as they are ready for cock I am there.

My first cheating experience was with Danielle a girl from the office. A stunning 21 year old who I felt was beyond me, but she loved my personality, sense of humor and told me that I should not discount myself. I never thought of myself as the rugged handsome type, but at 6 foot 4 and 235 pounds I guess I appealed to the ladies and especially the ones small in stature. I drove her home several times and she ended up giving me head in her parents driveway. After that I ended up fucking her on many lunches.

My second experience was a 46 year old divorced woman named Sharon at another company I worked at. She worked alone in a climate controlled office doing the companies reconciling of invoices. I was 26 at the time and I knew that she was in to me. I would need to consult with her many times during the course of the day and I'd always catch her crotch gawking. I would make a joke about it and tell her "eyes up here" and laugh. She rarely wore a bra and had these natural hangers for tits. There were many days wear she would wear a top with buttons undone or loose knit sweater where her nipples would protrude.

One day I just came out and asked her when the last time she had sex was. She replied that she had not had sex in 4 years plus. I pointed to my groin and asked if she would like to see what she had been staring at all those times. With a slight quiver in her voice she said she would. I knew she lived close by so we arranged to meet there on lunch the following. This woman was insane in the bedroom and allowed me to do whatever I wanted to her. She loved cum, in her ass, in her pussy, in her mouth, face and tits...she did not care where. She loved anal the most though. We carried on for many months before she had to quit for health reasons. Sadly, she died not long after, but I was happy that we could spend that time together.

Experiences 3 to 6 were pretty much the same in that they were women I worked with. Only one of these women had an issue with my cock as she tried and then backed out of intercourse and would not entertain anal. I got head from her though and in exchange I put my expert level tongue to work.

Number 7 is my MIL. I have been fucking her steady for the last 2 years plus. She was always flirty with me and was always dropping hints about my cock size. One day I just called her on it and pulled it out. She gave me head right there in the kitchen and swallowed. She is a cum fiend and will fuck anytime and anywhere. Last year, we did a road trip to see her friend and I received road head and fucked at our stops along the way. While at her friends we fucked every night as she had told her friend what had been going on prior to our arrival.

Number 8 was the MIL's 57 year old friend. The MIL gave the go ahead while we were there. She gave me head as I watched my MIL eat her out. I fucked her friend and gave her the first anal experience of her life. Found out after that her friend is on the transplant list and she wanted her friend to enjoy our visit. Still banging the MIL.

Finally, number 9. Marilyn is the married 63 year old Superintendent of a friends building that I am performing some work in. I have been working with her to access the units and elevators so I can move construction materials. She also is a crotch gawker. She for the record does not look at all her age and has a very small build but with huge tits. Every time I see her all I can think about is tit fucking her and spraying my load all over them.

So months of working there and seeing her almost daily has finally resulted in getting my wish. Again, I just asked if she was interested and not 5 minutes later I was tit fucking her. Blew my load on her tits, face and shot a stream or two in to her mouth. We have done this multiple times now. She won't allow me to fuck her though but she has allowed me to fuck the ass off of her. She is such a tiny woman aside from her huge tits and it feels amazing to hold her tiny waist as she moans away. As I type this I can hear the sound of my balls slapping off her ass in my head. I love cumming deep inside her ass.

I have had many turn me down as well, but I do pretty well. In short, don't be afraid to ask as you never know.

I will likely never stop cheating. Sad I know...