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My Good Deed Gets Rewarded.

When I was 17, I was driving home from a football game one night when I saw a car sitting on the side of the road. There was a tall shapely lady standing by her car and I pulled over and asked her if she was OK. She said that her car had conked out and she was waiting on a tow truck. She asked me if she could sit in my car because it was getting chilly and she only had on a tanktop and shorts.

As we chatted waiting on the tow ,she told me she didn't know what to do with her car. I suggested that she have it towed to my uncle's shop and dropped off. I told her I'd give her a lift home and she could call my uncle in the morning.

While we waited on the tow, she told me she was a bartender at a local club. I couldn't help but check her out in the light from the passing cars. She was in her 40s, a tall and leggy redhead with a very nice set of boobs clearly showing as she was braless .

So we had her car towed to the shop and dropped the keys thru the mail slot. We loaded up her groceries and headed to her place. On the way she slid over next to me with her head on my shoulder and told me what a sweet guy I was for helping her out. When we got to her place and were unloading her groceries, she asked me to come in.

She offered me a coke and I had a seat on the sofa and she excused herself to put away some of the groceries. When she came back she had on a fluffy robe and a mixed drink. She started telling me about how she had been a dancer when she was younger and pulled out a photo album from the coffee table. It was full of pics of her when she was a teenager and as a 20 something dancer.

When she got to some topless pics, some in dancer's outfits , my cock started to grow hard. She just grinned and kept asking me what I thought about the way she used to look and how she no longer danced due to her age. Then she said "But, I've still got it" as she opened her robe, revealing what she told me was a 36DD set of boobs.

I couldn't help but swallow hard as she jiggled those things around right in my face. I told her I thought she was beautiful and she definitely "Still had it". She thanked me again for being such a sweet kid and then placed her hand on my thigh and felt my hard cock and she unzipped my pants.

My cock sprang out, standing straight up and throbbing. She slowly started sucking my cock and I was in heaven. She knew what she was doing, this wasn't a blowjob at the drive-in from some teenage chic. She alternated between fast and slow, stopping to stroke it a little while grinning at me. Finally I told her I was gonna cum and she just kept sucking until I blew a load of cum and she swallowed it all without hesitation.

When I got ready to leave, she gave me a big hug and told me if I wanted to do it again just give her a call. But she told me the next time it would be $20. I went back several times, but I had to stop because I kept seeing uncle's truck parked in her driveway. I guess she was paying the repair bill a little at a time...LOL.

My Best Friend's Fiance

2 years (right before the pandemic hit) my best friend, Sarah, told me she was engaged to a guy she had been seeing for a little over a year...Brandon. They had met while Sarah was traveling for work and had maintained a long distance relationship. Now he was ready to move to our city and settle down with her here.
I had never met Brandon in person and had only ever seen his pictures on her phone and was once with her while they video chatted. He was handsome and charming and seemed to make Sarah happy so I didn't think anything about it or him other than just being excited for her to be getting married, especially after she asked me to be her matron of honor.

She told me he was going to be in town the next week so they could start looking for a place together for when he moved. I offered to have a little get together at our house to celebrate their engagement, welcome him to our group of friends, and just have a fun time. She loved the idea so we planned it.

Our plans were simple....we were all going to meet at a local restaurant for dinner and drinks and then come back to our place and continue the evening. We were going to have about 10 people in our group that night and everything seemed perfect.

Sarah wanted to bring Brandon by our house before the dinner so she could introduce him to my husband (Seth) and me before going out. They arrived and as she introduced Brandon to my husband I was taken aback at just how handsome and sexy this man was. He turned to me after shaking Seth's hand and Sarah said 'this is who you've heard so much about. This is Amy. He said 'so nice to meet you' and have me that kind of half handshake half hug greeting and said 'it feels like I already know you. I don't know what happened in that instant but there was a sexual charge that ran through me that was incredibly intense. I said 'ya it's so good to meet you’. We all chatted at our house for a few minutes before it was time to go to the restaurant and by the time we left the house I had figured it had been just a passing moment and not a big deal.

We get to the restaurant and are seated at the table and Brandon is across the table from me and a couple of seats down. We all sat, drank, ate, and talked for a couple of hours and all the while I kept noticing him glancing at me. Admittedly I was glancing back and totally checking him out. I'm pretty sure he knew because a couple of times he tipped his beer stein at me and winked. When we went to leave the restaurant to head back to our house Brandon walked ahead of me and held the door for people. I was the last one out and said 'thank you' to him and he said 'anytime beautiful' to me while brushing his hand across my hip and around my lower back. I was shocked and looked back at him and he was smiling and winking again. That sexual charge from before was totally alive!

On the way home I was completely obsessing in my head what it all meant. Was he just being friendly and flirty with me? Did he have any kind of thoughts about me? Would he cross that line behind Sarah's back, and worse, with her best friend? I was determined to find out what the answer was. I want to say it was for her behalf, that I was looking out for her, but the truth is I wanted to know if I had turned him on as much as he had me.

We get to our house and everything is going well and Seth offers to show Brandon his man cave. Brandon agrees and they head off to the garage (what my hubby considers his man cave). I told Sarah that I wanted to change out of my dress and into something a little warmer since it was chilly outside. I went upstairs and listened to their conversation through a vent that leads into the garage. Brandon and my husband were sharing old work and sports stories and as I listened to them I was so turned on by the sound of Brandon's voice. Eventually I heard them start to come upstairs and I acted like I was surprised to see them. I told Seth I wanted to change clothes and take a couple of moments to myself before coming back outside. I asked him to play the good host and keep everyone company for a few minutes. He readily agreed and strolled back down the stairs. Brandon was behind Seth and could still see me (Seth had already gone down enough stairs he couldn't see me anymore). I motioned to him to come back in five minutes. He smiled and nodded and went down the stairs.

Now I was a nervous wreck. I had laid significant cards out on the table and was completely unsure of what to expect. He came back upstairs about 3 minutes later and said he told Sarah and Seth that he needed to use the bathroom. I looked out the window and saw them, and the rest of the group, all out by the patio bar with Seth taking up the role of bartender with Sarah sitting on a bar stool laughing and talking. I looked at Brandon and said 'I don't know what I'm doing here and walked into the bathroom'. He followed me and asked me if I wanted him to leave. I said no and I was just scared. He said 'don't worry...everything's good and pulled me in for a hug. That hug was so intense and I could feel his breath on my neck. He then started to kiss my neck lightly. He stopped and looked me in the eye and said 'what do you want'. I hesitated and said 'you' and kissed him deeply. We made out for about 2 minutes in the bathroom with him feeling me up and me unzipping his pants and finding out Sarah had won the cock lottery with this man. WOW! I finally said we had to stop and go back outside. He said 'call me Monday if you want to continue’. He then gave me his number which I quickly put in my phone. We went back outside as if nothing happened and the rest of the night passed without incident.

2 days later it was Monday and I was a total wreck. I knew I could not call him. I wanted to so badly but just knew what would happen if I did. I finally decided to text him and say that I wanted to just be friends, but nothing more, that it wasn't worth hurting anyone. I sent him a text that said 'Saturday was fun, but too risky. We can't go on with it though. I hope you understand'. His reply was 'its cool. Understood. Too bad tho, she's gone for the day, ha,ha'. I read that text and thought, 'don't do it. Don't engage', but i sent back 'so is he' (meaning Seth was gone for the day too). He said 'if your door is unlocked at 11:00 am I'll know you want me to come inside. I freaked out and thought 'no,no,no,no', but I made sure the door was unlocked.

I heard the door open. He climbed the stairs again and I was in the doorway to our bedroom. He walked right up to me and kissed me and said 'your bedroom or guest bedroom?'
I said 'mine' and he picked me up and took me there.

We had the most amazing sex of my life. He took me in ways that no man ever had before or since. It was if we had been sleeping together for years, not having to learn each other's bodies, or likes, or moves. It all just fit, worked, and felt incredible. We were between sessions and she called him and asked what he was up to. He said he was about to eat lunch and looked at me. I smiled because I knew what he meant. He hung up and went right down on me. After having me for another hour the second time we both came together at the end.

We agreed it was a one-time thing, but of course that's not how it’s turned out. There's more to this confession, but for now I'll leave it at this. It feels good to write about this.

Has anyone reading ..(continue confession)

My Friends Son.

Over the last while I have been fantasizing about my friends son and Im disgusted with myself. Hes recently turned 19, so it isnt as if hes too young, but Ive known him since he was a little boy. He still calls me "auntie", but god if he hasnt "grown up" in some really attractive ways.

Hes so handsome. Hes just the sweetest thing youve ever met, and I want to do awful things to him. I havent made any kind of obvious pass at him, but Id be absolutely lying if I said I hadnt thought about it a million times by now. Its not even like its been a while for me or anything Im just so incredibly attracted to him. He even just smells amazing. I dont know what it is.

I keep trying to justify it in my head, that there wouldnt be anything wrong, but again, his parents are both very close friends and everything about it feels so wrong.

Sex With Sister-in-Law

My wife left me after she had an affair with another man. Before she left I told her that it was a mistake and that we would work through it but she was convinced that her life would be wonderful with the new man. We are now divorced.

I was always faithful during our marriage despite some offers from her friends and her flirty sister. I though that I would see how far I could get with them starting with her best friend. Well, it was easier than I expected. One Friday night I met with her best friend, Jane, and we ended up screwing like rabbits. She was much more adventurous than my wife. A month later I arranged to meet her sister, Chrissie, and the same thing. I now had sex, and continue to do so, with two people that she knows. I'm tempted to try my ex mother-in-law whom I also get along well with.

My ex is now no longer with her new man, it all went wrong. Sorry but no returns!

I Can't Get Enough

I was a late bloomer I guess you call it. I didn't have any boobs even until I was 17. Even now I'm barely a B cup. I had my first period when I was 13. Most of my friends were like 10 or 11. I always was shy and afraid to go out with boys because I didn't feel very attractive or I'd be too embarrassed to take off my padded bra and all I had underneath were these big puffy nipples on a flat chest.
One day after graduating highschool I went to a party and got really buzzed. I went into a bedroom with this older boy Jeff who was my first. I didn't have a hymen because I'd been using hair brush handles and stuff for years to masturbate with. I have always been really horny. I loved it when he licked me then plowed into me and banged away for 5 minutes then came inside me. I had gotten on the pill so it wasn't a big deal. But I loved it. When he got up to get dressed I asked him to do it again. He said well you'll have to get me hard again and put it right in front of my face. I had never sucked one before but I knew what to do. It tasted ok I guess, the mixture of his cum and my juices. And I had him hard again in few minutes. He lasted long enough the second time that I actually came. Wow that was better than anything I ever experienced before. I wanted more. I asked him if he could do it again. He just laughed and called me a nympho. I told him I never been fucked before and I loved it! How long before he could do it again. He said would I let his buddy Mike fuck me. I knew Mike and he's cute so I said sure. I went to the bathroom and cleaned up a bit, peed and a ton of cum came out then went back to bed and got undressed again. Just as I was getting back on the bed Mike came in smiling. He was like Jeff said you needed some good dick. I was like, yeah I do. You got one? I don't know where I got all my courage from, the alcohol or just pure horniness but I wanted to get fucked more! He just dropped his shorts and out flopped a really big one! Much bigger than Jeff. He came over to the bed and said suck it. So I did. It was hard to suck without my teeth scratching him but I tried. It got really big and hard and the head was beautiful to me. Like a mushroom head on a big fat sausage. He told me to get on my hands and knees then he slipped right in. I felt like I was getting stretched beyond my limits but the more he fucked me the better it felt. I think I came 100 times while he fucked me. He came in me so much it was squirting out all over us and the bed. I think some of it was me too. When he pulled out and started to get his shorts I said please do it again. He said he's not sure he can get hard again. I said let me suck your big dick til I get a hard again and you can fuck me however you want. It didn't really take too long for him to get hard again and he fucked me again until I was dizzy. He came in me and got up put his shorts on and left. I laid there for a while and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep but I woke up to someone else fucking me. I didn't know him but I didn't stop him either. He was a lot smaller than Mike or Jeff but it still felt good. After him I got dressed and went to the bathroom, peed again and wiped up. I looked at my phone and it was 1:45 in the morning. I think it was like 10:30 when Jeff first started fucking me. I was a bit sore now and my legs were like rubber but I found my purpose in life. To get fucked.

I had given Mike my number and we got together a lot over the next year. He introduced me to a few of his friends and everyone of them fucked me too. A few times they'd be playing cards and call me over and I would let them all fuck me. I'd suck one while the other fucked me and so on. Eventually I let the smaller guys fuck my butt which I didn't really like much at first but this one guy would eat my pussy while another fucked my butt. That was totally incredible! I wanted that again but he was the only one who would do that. I got to agree I liked one in my pussy and one in my butt at the same time.

Since then I see most of these guys whenever they need some sex. I don't have a boyfriend but I have a lot of boy friends who fuck me regularly. I like the one on one stuff on but I'm really into two to six guys using me for their pleasure. I have gotten good at sucking too and can deep throat most. But big onesike Mike are just too hard to get down my throat.

I get fucked at least 10 times a week to this day and it's almost not enough. I wish I could get fucked 10 times a day, two at a time. I love cum in me or on me, and I love to swallow most of them. Some are a bit bitter. But usually it's good and I crave it.

I want to try a gang bang with like 12 guys. But not with any of my regular 6 guys. I think I want to try some black guys because I hear and have seen on porn that they have really big ones.

I'm so horny right now I will have to call to see who's ready for some action!

I guess I am a nympho. I don't really care. I love getting fucked good and hard and fast.

I Suspected My Dad Was Not My Bio Dad, And My Parents Admitted It

This isn't my confession, but the confession my parents made to me about a week ago.


I have an aunt who lives across the country. We never see her much because she's so hard to get along with. I never really liked her but I always tried to be nice to her. She called me about ten days ago to chat, I don't know why. During the conversation, I said something about politics she disagreed with, and she flipped out and got really nasty. She told me my dad wasn't my biological dad. She said my parents had been into all kinds of things before I was born like SM and cuckolding. She told me I was conceived during a gangbang while my parents were in South Korea. She actually said it like that. I hung up on her.


It took a few days to process it, but I always knew subconsciously anyway. As I grew up, I began to look a little different from my parents and my two younger siblings. Not so much in terms of skin tone or other features, but my eyes look slightly Asian (both of my parents are Caucasian).


I confronted my parents, and though they clarified a lot of things, they basically admitted what my aunt said was true. They apologized profusely for not telling me, but they said they'd never apologize for anything else, because they don't regret anything they did. My dad said, "If you'd been my bio child, I'd have another daughter or a son, but not you. I'd have never known you. The unique child that is you would never have existed. How can I be sorry that you exist?"


Of course hearing that made me feel great. And I can't be angry with them. They've both been wonderful parents. They doted on all of us, lived for us, and despite my suspicions about how I was conceived, I was never treated with less attention or love than my siblings. So I've got nothing to complain about. I guess it's just thinking about the stuff they were into. Hard to imagine your parents in that scene. But I love them and they love me, and that's all that matters.

Mom And Me

I had always had a crush on my mom, and she sensed it. My dad was very inattentive towards her (work was always his priority). I am guessing it is why my situation went the way it did. When i was 14, she started noticing my crush. over a few months, she began to spend more time with me, cuddling on the couch to watch movies and such. She would wear her robe loosely around me, so i would be able to get glimpses of her breasts. It was the most amazing thing to me. She would start sneaking in to my room at night to talk...that slowly led to more cuddling. She was testing my reactions.

My Boyfriend Turned Out To Be My Brother

When I was 13, my parents died and I started living with my aunt. My life was going smoothly and I even got a boyfriend a year after my parents’ death. We’ve been madly in love since and have been having sex for 3 years now.

My boyfriend is 2 years older than me and an adoptee. Turns out, he is also my brother. My parents had him before me, decided they weren’t ready for kids yet, and gave him up for adoption. Neither I nor my relatives ever knew that I had a brother, they must’ve hidden it. But when I went over to my boyfriend’s house recently, I saw his birth certificate had the same names as my parents listed as his birth parents and after further investigation, we proved that we were really siblings.

We were kinda weirded out at first but we’ve been a couple for so long that we can’t see each anything other than lovers. We tried to break up after finding out but realized we still love each other romantically regardless.

We found out we’re siblings 3 months ago and have continued having sex for a month now. It’s almost better now because the thought of us being siblings turns us both on. We have decided not to tell our guardians we’re siblings and continue being a couple. There’s nothing hotter than my brother’s cock inside me and I love it!

A Strange Evening Routine With My Son.

Its something natural to lay on bed with your son in your arms. Since my son was a baby he was sleeping and relaxing every evening in my arms, sucking on my breast. It became a routine.
With him getting older I thought about it in a different light. But I kept letting him do it.
He his getting into my room , lay next to me, spooning one of my leg and sucking on one breast.
With the age of 14 he started to slowly hump my leg while doing this.
Until today, he is 17 now, my son is coming into my room almost every evening before bed and doing this. He is always leaving with wet pants.
I know that we passed the point of a normal Mother son relationship but I don't know how to tell him to stop - and I don't know if I even want that.
He is releasing his sexual tension this way and I am okay with it.

Girls Gone Wild

I'm a regular guy, try to stay in good shape, played football and track in HS and college. I have a friend who was a long term FWB until she moved. She's 5'7 120 32C long, toned legs, full natural puffy lips, a Pam Anderson clone without the fake tits. How I was lucky enough to nab her as my FWB, I'll never know.

We're both married to other people and live in the Southeast. She works for a state agency that helps single moms. They were needing someone to perform work for them for their professional organization, since it was my area, I volunteered to do it for free since they would have had to hire someone and they aren't flush with money. They have a yearly conference at a nice resort that my FWB and I had been going to for a sex fest with each other every year.

They were impressed and thankful for my free work so they wanted to give me a volunteer award at their conference. I told them it wasn't necessary and didn't expect anything for it, but they insisted. We had been going every year anyway, so it was just free room and board at a 5 star resort, sounded good.

We had our usual sex romp first day and night. She's the only woman I've known that is insatiable, she sometimes about wears me out.

The second day I went to some of their sessions. Like I said, I was probably in the best shape of my life, working out, lifting weights, playing a lot of basketball and other sports. The attendees are usually about 95% women. So we get up to leave and I feel these hands grab my butt.

I'm like WTF?!?!? I turn around and these two women are staring at me and playing grab ass with me. In the middle of the day. With the entire room of mostly women leaving. The rest of the day was the same type of thing. Women flirting with me, pressing their tits against my arm, feeling my butt or my chest, I had never seen anything like it.

My FWB was getting a little ticked and wouldn't have believed it if she hadn't seen it. I don't know if they had been talking about me among themselves or what started it.

After the award ceremony there was an after party, there was maybe 30 women and 3 of us guys. When FWB and I started to get in the elevator to go to the room about 15 of them crowded in with us, I was surrounded by intoxicated MILFs. They started giggling and FWB was sort of nudged to the back, as we start going up I'm feeling hands all over me, grabbing my cock, ass, chest, etc. We went up about 15 floors and it stopped or I'm not sure what would have happened.

They were all laughing and hooting, I didn't know if I should feel turned on or offended, I had never been in a reverse situation like that. We all went to the party, there was lots of drinking, I thought everything was over until FWB went to the bathroom.

The President of the organization came over and sat next to me and started chatting me up, telling me how thankful they were and what a great job I did. Then, and this is in front of everybody, she puts her hands on my leg and start running it up my thigh. I couldn't believe it. I knew she had been drinking but, wow. She's leaning in like she's going to kiss me, and FWB comes back and gives her a WTF?!?!? look and she scooted off.

Next day while everyone was in sessions and I stayed in the room she called my room and asked if I could come to her room and help her, she was "having problems with her computer". FWB warned me her hubby was a state trooper and not one to be too happy about his wife fucking around on these trips. Whether true or just to keep me from doing anything, I got the message.

But, my curiousity got the best of me, and she was pretty hot, so I went to her room, which when I walked in knew it was a mistake. She was wearing a t shirt without a bra and short shorts. Big jiggly tits, nice legs. I kept thinking about FWB and what she said. She flirted some more, rubbed my leg, leaned in beside me mashing her floppy tits against me, did pretty much everything except lift her shirt up. I fixed the simple thing that was supposedly wrong with her PC, sped out to our room and fucked the hell out of FWB.

I later heard she fucked some other guy there. Her trooper hubby found out and all hell broke loose. I hated walking out without taking it, but it was the right thing to do, sometimes its best to walk away.

But it was an interesting week. I'd never seen girls act like that. I think being away from home, kids, and hubbies, lots of drink and only a handful of guys was the perfect storm. Guess I got a small taste of what girls deal with all the time....