HappyFellow77

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Gender: Straight Male
Age: 54
Relationship Status : Single
Profile Visits : 556
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Number of Confessions : 9
About HappyFellow77:

Just a regular guy who absolutely loves eating pussy. I should have been born a lesbian! lol

Confessions by HappyFellow77:

Hahaha

This isn't a confession but I felt a little humor was in order here.

There once was a man from LaGrass.
His balls were made of brass.
In stormy weather,
he'd knock them together
and shoot lightening bolts out of his ass!

Feel free to add your own limericks in response. No need to continue to try to figure out which "confessions" are real or not!

Love Chocolate

I'm an older white guy. I have been with 5 black women in my life. Now I understand that everyone is an individual and to throw everyone from a specific race into the same pile isn't very scientific. But the 5 black women I've had sex with had the best tasting pussy ever. I know that doesn't mean every black woman is going to have a sweet tasting pussy. I personally have a weakness for redheads with pale skin and freckles. But most redheads I've been with have very musky pussies, yet the best pussy I ever ate was a redhead named Trina. I'd do anything for some of that again. But 5 for 5 with black women is a good ratio, lol. I know that if I ever meet another one that's interested, I'll eat that pussy til my tongue falls off!!!

I Like Loose Pussy

Just as the title says, I love loose pussy. I know this may not be jerk off material, but it's a true confession. Why do I like them loose? Well I'll tell you. I'm a freak for licking pussy. I know this is in most of my posts. I absolutely love it. Up until a few years ago I had the perfect woman for me at least. She was 6' 2" tall, same as me. And was HWP. A ballroom dancer and very pretty. At least in my eyes. She'd bore 5 children in her life. When we started having sex she asked me what I liked. I told her at the top of my list was eating pussy, followed by anal and playing with toys and fisting my woman. She was very eager to try them all. She loved anal, which she claimed she had never tried. We eventually bought a fucking machine and bigger and bigger dildos to attach to it. We ended up with her favorite being Bam, a 13 x 3" brown dildo she affectionately called big brown. It always took aot of effort to make her cum. But that's no big deal if you don't mind eating pussy for and hour while it's getting pounded by a giant dildo or while you're fisting it. She so loved that big dildo or a smaller one but not small by anyone's measurement while I fucked her ass at the same time. She had a nice big clit and labia as well, which any real pussy eating freak will tell you,is the best. Now I'm not modestly hung in the length dept. but I'm only average in girth. Most would assume fucking that loose pussy wouldn't feel very good after fisring it or it getting plowed by that monster dildo but let me tell you something you don't know. After you first her to a few orgasms the inside of her vagina swells up. It's not tight like a teenage virgin but it's plenty tight enough to feel awesome.
We were engaged to get married but when menopause hit her, she lost all interest in me and it ended. I was very depressed for the longest time. I've never found anyone like her. I stopped looking. But I will never fory the best sexual partner in my life. I miss you Kimberly.

Loose pussy is the best because there is so much more fun you can have with them.

I promise you that all of this is true.

Well Now What?

About 3 weeks ago I started having sex with my friend Bob's wife Anne Marie. I didn't want to quite honestly because back when I was married my ex cheated on me and it's not a great feeling. I was weak and gave in and at first just ate her perfect pussy. Of course it never just stays at oral and we started fucking, no holes left unattended. As I knew it would happen the frequency we have sex has increased. We fuck every day. Every day. She's said she loves me to which I say it's just lust and great sex. She denies it vehemently. Truth be told I might be in love with her. But again I just might love the fact that she is the perfect sexual partner I've ever had. She loves everything I do. She has a perfect pussy, nice ass and nice little tits. I have eaten her pussy for as long as probably an hour and more than once. That's always followed by some great pussy and ass fucking. She loves taking anal as much as I love giving it. She'll suck my dick all I want too but I don't really give a damn about that. If she never sucked it, I wouldn't be disappointed.

So this morning she texted me. She told her husband Bob that we are having sex. Not coincidentally Bob called me shortly after and said we need to talk man to man. I invited him over. He left 15 minutes ago. He didn't kill me obviously. He actually thanked me. I won't go into every detail of our hour long conversation but I'll summarize.

Bob admitted to his wife and me that he's actually gay. He started getting fucked by his "boyfriend" a couple of years ago. He only ever had sex with Ann Marie to keep appearances up. So the deal is that they will stay married, and we can fuck all we want.

I was absolutely shocked. Bob is a big manly man. Loves sports etc... I never in 100 years would have thought he was gay. But I am glad he is. I get to fuck his wife all I want and there's no more sneaking around.

Talk about a great Christmas g*ft! I couldn't be happier. I will tell Ann Marie that I love her too when she gets here in about an hour. She's going to spend the night she says. I can't wait.

Well I Caved In

A while back I confessed about my friend bob's wife who told me if I wanted to eat her pussy I could anytime. I resisted and resisted. She would text me at least 3 times a week asking me if I was free etc... Well I'm not proud but after she texted me a picture of her beautiful shaved pussy I couldn't resist. Beautiful pink labia and a very nice big clit just waiting to be licked and sucked.

I replied, you have made it impossible for me to say no. Come on over. She was at my house in 20 minutes. Skirt on no panties, sat on my sofa with her legs apart. She says come and get it. I knelt down and started teasing lightly with my tongue barely touching her labia and clit. She was wetter than wet, juices flowing down her slit which I licked up hungrily. She grabbed my ears and pulled me in closer and I went to town. She screamed so loud when she came it scared my dog. EAT THAT PUSSY YOU FUCKER! EAT IT! I ate her for over an hour. She got up and said thanks that was the best ever! I have eaten her pussy just about every day since. Sometimes it's just a 15 minute quickie because she doesn't have time. But there have been afternoons where I've eaten her for hours. Now don't get me wrong. I'll eat her til.she cums a few times then she'll need a break or I will. Then we go back at it. I love her pussy. It's perfect. She flows like a river, clear sweet pussy juice that I can't get enough of. We never fucked though until a couple of weeks ago and only anal. She only sucked me the first time after I had eaten her out about 10 times. She felt I deserved something I return even though I told her I was happy just eating her out.

But now I look forward to seeing her and fucking that nice tight ass. Bob never gets that ass it's only for me because, her words, I earned it. She'll be over for lunch. Working from home has it's advantages o guess. But now I'm in a bad situation. I love eating her pussy and fucking her sweet little ass. I feel guilty for doing this to my friend's wife. And I know I'm falling for her. I don't want it to end but I know it should never have started in the first place. For now I'm going to just keep on doing it. But if there is a God up there I wish he'd let me meet someone single who would like a boyfriend who would eat her pussy all the time and let him fuck her butt too maybe.

Tempted

I'm very tempted but I can't do it. I am just putting this here for theraputic reasons. I was hanging out with my friend and his wife last night. While he was in the bathroom she was asking me why I still don't have a girlfriend especially since I love eating pussy so much. (My friend has a big mouth) I said I'm just taking a break. Dating is tiresome and I am enjoying the single life. Then she dropped the bomb on me. You can eat my pussy anytime you want. Bob never does it. Just then he comes back from the bathroom. I never answered her. I went home a little while after. It's been on mind because she's nice looking and it's been a while since I have had any good pussy to eat. But I can't do that to my friend. But man I'm tempted..
If there's anyone near Augusta that wants their pussy ate please email me and help me out. I'm not sure how long I can resist this temptation. Happy.fellows at the ya hoo.

My Debate With A Gay Guy

This happened a long time ago. I think I was in my late twenties.

I like to think that I'm a fair and honest person. I'm not the most accepting person but I do believe we all should be treated fairly and with respect. So this is a story about a debate I had with a gay friend of my girlfriend at the time. It was what I'd consider a fair and productive debate-conversation.

He is a 6' 6" 260 lb white guy. Nice guy who I actually got along with. He's openly gay and I never disrespected him or disliked him because of his sexual orientation. He was such a good friend of my girlfriend that she invited him to go down to Savannah for her daughter's wedding. I'm not going to get into who she was marrying but I'll say that he is the son of a very famous TV personality. It was a huge wedding. We were put up in the Eliza Thompson House, quite nice actually in the heart of historical Savannah. It was my first time there and I fell in love with it. Even though I was born and raised in Detroit, I've since moved to SC, I love the south.
Anyway, we had a few free nights and walked all over checking out the sites and at night the bars. We were in a gay bar, a first for me and we eventually ended up on the topic of being gay and what was the attraction and so on. He tried convincing me that all men-people are at least partially gay. This debate went on for hours. There was no yelling or screaming or name calling. Just a very good debate with two totally polar opposite views. He aluded to what I think is an erroneous fact that people of the same gender know how to please each other better than those of the opposite sex. Ultimately I convinced him that being a good sex partner has more to do with caring about your partner than having the same genitalia. Basically if I'm a selfish lover it doesn't if I'm gay or straight. If I'm only concerned with my own pleasure I suck at sex no matter what .

Then he tried the whole if you never tried it, how do you know you won't like it, debate. I said well I don't have to punch myself in the nuts to know I won't like it. But I went further... I find nothing sexually appealing about men. In fact I don't understand what women find sexually attractive about us but I'm so thankful they do. It would be similar to tell a vegan to eat meat because they don't know what they're missing if they'd never eaten meat before. It's ok to be different I say. Expecting everyone to be the same different as me only means you don't agree that it's ok to be different.

By the end of the night we both learned a bit about the way people think. And I promised not to try to turn him straight and visa versa.

We are all unique. We all have different tastes which is great since we'd run out of our favorite things if everyone loved the same thing. I still find it amazing that not everyone loves to eat pussy as much as I do. But to each their own. I don't judge or criticize anyone for being different from me. As much as I find men gross sexually and he doesn't is proof that it takes all kinds to make the world go round.

I'll never understand the attraction of men to other men. It doesn't make them wrong or me wrong. It just makes us different. Just don't keep saying don't knock it until you try it. I'd puke looking at some man kneeling in front of me with his hairy asshole staring me in the face! But if that's what rocks his world, enjoy.

My MFM Experiences

I consider myself very adventurous sexually. I'm definitely hetero but I've engaged in a few MFM threesomes in my life. The first couple of times I had a hard time getting hard even though I'd never had any E.D. issues. I'm pretty well endowed, actually much more so than the other men who were part of our threesomes. Eventually I got used to it and that was no longer a problem. A few years ago when craigslist still had personals I hooked up with this young couple in their mid twenties. We got along quite well even though I was nearly 20 years older. The wife was a pretty blonde with nice C sized tits and a beautiful shaved pink pussy. The husband and I are both straight and the gist of the initial meeting was that I was to eat her pussy while he fucked her. We all thoroughly enjoyed this and since I'm not into dick it was hard to lick her properly without coming into contact with his dick. It didn't bother any of us when there'd be accidental contact. But what ended up being the best was him fucking her ass while I ate her out. I've never seen a woman cum so much in my life. She didn't really squirt like you see in porn but her pussy just flowed with the sweetest pussy juice ever. I couldn't get enough, being the pussy eating freak I am. Eventually we started doing DP on her and I was so lucky getting to experience both her amazing pussy and tight asshole. While hubby was in the opposite hole. He'd never eat her while I fucked her though.

After a few months and many hookups with them she confided in me over the phone that he never eats her pussy, which totally floored me because she has one of the most delicious pussies I've ever eaten. I know some women have very strong musky scents, especially redheads but hers wasn't musky at all, but has a nice sexy scent that would drive anyone wild. It did me at least.

She asked if she could visit me alone on occasion just to eat her out until she's had enough. She said she would blow me to completion after if I wanted. So she'd come by once or twice a week and we tried things we didn't do with her husband, like her sitting on my face. She got off on this so much she nearly drowned me many times. I would drink as much of her cum as I could but sometimes, especially when she first started sitting on my face. Eventually she would let me fuck her either vaginally or anally depending on her mood. I absolutely adored her. This went on for a little over a year. Then they decided to have a baby and the threesomes stopped once she started showing. I think she was about 6-7 months along when she called me. We hadn't gotten together in about 6 weeks. She asked if she could come by and I quickly agreed. She still looked good to me even with her baby bump. She said that they hadn't had sex in weeks because he was not attracted to her with her baby bump and was afraid to penetrate her and he still wouldn't eat her pussy especially now that she's fat. She was actually crying saying how she's not pretty anymore and just a fat pig now etc... I assured her she was as pretty and sexy as ever. So she said do you still want to eat my pussy? Of course I do, I will eat your pussy whenever you want sweetie. She would come by whenever she could and I'd just eat her until she was satisfied. Sometimes she would blow me after and sometimes we'd fuck, mostly anally, which I love! But after she had the baby I never saw her or him again.

Fond memories for sure.

Can't Get Enough

Ok my confession is that I can't get enough pussy to eat. I don't care about fucking it, but I love to eat pussy. Not all pussy. We all have come across nasty pussy that no one would eat. But a good well groomed or shaved pussy...mmmm I found that older women tend to taste better, and are more appreciative. I once ate a woman out for over 1.5 hours straight on my sofa. Man, I miss her but I moved out of state years ago and haven't found anyone close to her. I still optimistic that I'll find someone here near Augusta that wants her own personal pussy licker! LOL