Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

He calls the cops on us for parking in our driveway when we block the sidewalk. He is mean to women and children and he owns two vicious dobermins. He is an ass hole.

  • I dont like messing with my neighbors based on my christian upbringing. But then again Im no saint. and This neighbor has in my opinion put my families life at risk several times by instigating fights with some real low lifes unto myself.

    One day i told her i was angry at my next door neighbor over an oil spill.. she told that persons biker friend who then confronted me.

    Before that I said something about the gang banger type kids who hung out in a park next door to me. When i left the house my wife called my cell phone and told me that she was over in the park telling them something and they were pointing at my house.

    I think Payback is now in order. I heard a good thing to do to someone is Call the police all the time on them and say they are playing music to loud. But that doesnt work.

    Then someone told me to get on the internet and fill out forms for everything free. Mainly religous groups like Scientology. But they log your IP. So now im thinking of going into magazines in the stores and stealing as many inserts as possible and filling those out with a type writter.

    Can you guys please give me advice for something other then blowing their heads off or something lame like tamper with their car or throw chickens over their fences. I dont want any physical contact. that just leads to a lawsuit. I need to do things I know I can get away with. perhaps I will annoy them enough to move.

    And for the record. Not only is she ugly and fat and an instigator. but this is a nice subdivision and she is the onlyone on the block with eggs stains on her wall and weeds growing in her over sized front yard. and they have junk piled in their garage that it often spill all over the drive way every time they open their garage door. they have to park their crappy old cars on the streets.

    I'm in a delima here because the most annoying thing is this little kid. What should I do???? Please help..

  • I have to write this out of sheer anger, disgust and the suprise at some people's nerve. I've lived in my apartment complex for about a year and a half now. The problem is I have these idiots for neighbors under me. Mind you they bang loudly all hours of the day, they curse each other scream etc.... and the list goes on. The worst part of it is that there are six of them in a one bedroom. The problems started however when one night I was having sex in my bedroom, my bed is pretty loud granted but for the most part I'm pretty quiet. Do you believe these assholes had the nerve to bang on the wall?!!! But oh...it gets better. Later on in the year my girlfriend moved in with me now mind you, this is a lesbian relationship but fuck who cares. I would like to say that their disdain is simply over the fact that we are lesbians but before my girlfriend even moved in with me they've had some sort of issue with me. Never had they had the nerve to say anything to my face, but instead I know they talk shit on us because it's gotten to the point where their child is beginning to think its okay to made comments and stare when I come out of my apartment. I'm at the point where I know a fight is in the makings. These people walk by without so much as an aknowledgement. One time when my girl and I were arguing they even had the nerve to say shut up that damn noise and on another occasion on a weekend they complained to the manager about my music!!! I'm way to through with the situation. My next step is confrontation. Fuck it!!!

    fucking assholes and their god dam loud music!i hope they die

  • I read a lot of complaints about neighbors...here's some hints for subtle revenge:

    1) If they have kids, call (from a payphone) DCFS and tell them the neighbors are abusing the kids.

    2) Call the cops and report drug/ prostitution activity.

    3) If you know they will be traveling by airplane, call airport security with a good description, flight destination, etc. Report that they are carrying large sums of money in false bottom suitcases. Or hiding drugs "in their body." Nothing like a thorough strip search to ruin a vacation.

    4) Get an "Adult" personal newspaper for your area. Place an ad in your neighbor's name for some really kinky activity.

    5) If you can access the service panel in the basement, shut off power to their apartment. Or shut off the water.

    6) Call the Mormons or Jehovah's Witness's, give your neighbor's name, and ask if they can come out and talk to you about God & Salvation.

    7) If they leave their car unlocked, put a dead fish under the seat. In winter time, put Lindburgher cheese on the intake manifold.

    8) Rub cat or dog crap on their door handles.

    9) Eat nasty food, and puke on their door step.

    10) Throw a small get together, invite the neighbors. Use chocolate ex-lax for chocolate chip cookies. Make sure your friends know not to eat them, only your neighbor...

    Any combination of these, used every so often, will help put a smile on your face when they're pissing you off.

    This bitch i hate she is my fuckin neighbor. Now my 10 yr old daughter who thought that everyone is your friend brought her daughter to my house. I didn't like that over friendly little girl in the first place. Well, her mom wanted to be cool with me too. I was alright with her but I didn't trust this bitch, I listened and watched. But I should've known when her kids first met mines they wanted to spend the night and the bitch said okay. Dizzy ho!!!, and before I knew it, after I had to cuss her weak ass out to the bone, this ho ass bitch started emulating me. This no life having bitch started to copy me and my daughter hair style for her and her daughters, our clothes, our shoes, my music, and leaving her door open on purpose I suppose so the kids can see inside her freakin house. She copied my designs (like the exact artificial flowers in the same places as my house, pictures, etc..), this no life ho copied my livingroom arrangement to the letter and bought the exact furniture pieces too. This whore I can't stand her fat cheesy ass. She is a hater and complains and call the police if my kids are fighting some other kids. Not her scary ass kids. Now that I go to the gym religiously in the complex this ugly ass whore decides on coming too. She makes me SICK! I hate that monkey looking BITCH!!!!!!
    Its hard being beautiful...........

    Whilst on a b-b-q at my friend Kimmys house I decided to play a trick on her whilst she had her hands full, I sneaked up behind her and pulled her shorts down, unfortunatly her panties came down to in front of both our husbands. I felt so sorry for her, but if you knew her, well she kinda deserved this one!

    I hate them so much. I really thought the landlord was not going to renew their lease in May - but no such luck. They let their dog shit all over the (shared) backyard, can't close a door without slamming it, and seem to wear either hiking boots or clogs at all times. (of course our brilliant landlord decided to pull up the carpet for them - wonderful). There is absolutely NO insulation of any kind between the 2 apts.
    and their taste in music is god-awful - leaning towards hideous mid-80's crap - which they don't start playing until 1 am -
    I sound like an old bag - but we're about the same ages - they just still think they're living in the frat house - and I'm talking about a married couple.

  • Hi everyone. I'm Julie Barros (of course, this is not my real name) and I represent all of what you would hate in a neighbor. I'm inconsiderate and loud and I do whatever i want becuase I think the world revolves around me. I walk around in lead shoes so you can hear me all the time and I always do laundry at midnight so i can keep you up. Oh yes, I've owned other homes before so i know what I'm doing, my ex boyfriend with a phD even says so. Do you want me to bother you, go ahead and move next to me and i can show you how miserable you can be.