Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

My wife and I lived across the street from pure white trash.
Police officer husband, Union Admin Assistant wife, two boys 16 and 20.
They were big NASCAR fans, never seen without a beer, have filthy mouths, own a Harley which he liked to start every morning at 7:00AM.
The wife was always drunk. I mean they would bring home a 24 pack of beer every day. She would always come over every night and tell us the same story over and over about how the school district was gonna get a piece of her mind. Her 16 yr old dropped out of 8th grade after the third try. She sent him to Sylvan Learning center for a week until they told her how much work he needed and it would cost around $4000 to get him up to speed. Would you believe that she actually said "Who would spend that much to educate a kid!" He joined Job Corps but quickly was kicked out after him and a friend got a couple of 12 yr old girl drunk and raped them. Since daddy is a cop he only got community service for that crime!!! The older son joined the Marines but realized it was too much for him. He was dishonorably discharged on a mental illness waiver. Now he has a pregnant girlfriend and is twice divorced, at 20 yrs old!
They had over $20,000 in credit card debt when they decided to refinance the house and add in the debt. I thought it was to get back on track and clean up their credit history. It wasn't a surprize when they bought all new furniture, clothes, all kinds of crap, just because the cards were paid off. Now they owe $193,000 on a house worth $125,000 and have maxed out all the credit cards again, (something like $15K) They became hostile when we told them we were moving to a larger house. Jealousy is the only reason I can think of.
I am so happy to be away from those freaks!!

  • I really hate my neighbor -- her favorite phrase is "feel free to -- plant her tree, do something for her. She's a really bitch and then she's supposed to be religious on top of all of this.

    She constantly gives unsolicited advice -- it's so annoying. We moved into the home and she had a compost pile on our property -- it's still there -- and it's an ugly site. She's got grand plans for the entire neighborhood and my backyard as well..my blood just boils...which is why it's almost midnight and I'm trying to calm down.

    What really makes me mad is myself. I'd just like to tell this lady to bug off and leave me in peace. Instead, I start blabbering about things and feel like a stupid idiot. I hate her so much that I want to move -- which is such a bad financial move right now.

    I hate my neighbors. They are loud pathetic idiots.
    The Old Man thinks he owns the neighborhood...If you put a leopard Toga on the giant slob...he would litterally BE
    FRED FLINSTONE....
    Fred, has teamed up with my back neighbor in a attempt to "KILL MY CATS" Last week two of my cats came home injured from ????Someone???? shooting them with a BB gun.
    I called the police, they made a report and talked to both neighbors...but it doesn't change the fact that I HATE THEM....
    I really lothe the sight and sound of them...It makes me want to move away...but that isn't easy nor is it the answer....
    UGH....!!!!!

  • what can i do to get rid of my junkie neighbors? hes a junkie shes a slut , with a 2 year old grubby brat. we live in a apt complex they play there music way too loud, my walls shake and pictures fall off. he sticks a needel in his arm and "falls" out , the e.m.t. have to come and give in a shot of narcan to wake him up. she is abusive to her little brat screams "you fucking brat" & "shut the fuck up"
    this kid is a 2 year old ,when we got along she fucked another man in my kitchen, and denys it so that I'am the bad person. she is a slut.. they have toys old toys they dug from a dumpster and the toys are all over the place where you can trip over them. they are the meaning of trash. they pay there rent always late but keep getting extintions they really piss me off ! i hate them and would try anything to get them evicted . one month they tell everyone they are moving , so we all party and are soo happy they will be moving, the NEXT DAY they inform us they will NEVER leave. they just get our hopes up. my neighbors are TRASH !! can anyone give me some suggestions how to get rid of my trashy neighbors?

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  • Sorry this is a bit long but it made feel better!

    I used to be friends with this girl, in fact she was one of the reasons I transfered to this uni.
    It all started last year really.

    We were in Halls of Residence, we had to decide where to live. She told everyone else that she didn't care who she lived with, as long as it was with me and my boyfriend.
    Then she claimed the best house that she saw, and her room on the first night we looked. This angered people, they didn't want to live with her anyway, they said.Then it turned out she had worms...we all had to take worm tablets. As you can imagine, this also pissed a lot of people off. My boyf and I get on with everyone, so we told them it wasn't her fault. We stuck by her. We were the only ones who wanted to live with her for the second year. We had to get some of my mates who didn't know her to live with us.
    When we moved into our house, the double bed that should've been in our room was in hers. We had a single one. She kept it. We let her coz we didn't want any hassle. But it really pissed us off, the way she manipulated us to get her own way. Things were wierd between us for a while, I couldn't look herin the eye because I didn't believe a real friend would be so selfish.
    Then she cried on my house mates shoulder about how everyone hated her. After that our other housemates LOVED her, I don't know what she said.
    But secretly she started to dig at me when I was on my own, telling me to shut up, giving me evil looks. One night she upset me so much I didn't even want to be in the house, so my boyfriend said he'd speak with her.
    She just told him I was a lying little fatface and stormed out blanking me on the stairs. You don't say anything against me to my boyf especially if it upsets me, He shouted at her "YOU FAT EVIL BITCH SKANK" and kicked her bedroom door. That night she cried on our housemates shoulder about how she was so scared of him.We gave her a chance to discuss our problems but she stormed out.
    This has dragged on for so long now, but basically since then she has manipulated my housemates, who were MY friends first into believing it was my fault. We've had to find somewhere else to live next year. I feel as though my bestfriends no longer care about how I feel as much as they care about her and I hate her for it.
    I've never hated anyone before...I don't like how it makes me feel: I wish her boyfriend would dump her, I wish she'd lose control of her bodily functions in front of everyone. I wish she'd be out of my life and I'd never have to breathe the same air as her ever again. Most of all I wish my so-called friends would realise what a manipulative little bitch she is.

    The bitch that has lived next door to me since 1976 - yes, all those awful years - is the limit. She is an old bag that once had some cleavage. She now gets push up bras and straps up those former 38 DD's to the point that the cleavage goes down before it goes up. She has this hair-do that looks like something out of the 1940's and it hangs over her face, covering one eye. She is still strutting around in spike heels and pegged pants - most of them were from some rag-bag store to begin with and are about 20 years out of date. Not bad enough...well there two trash vehicles in her driveway and one of them is a piece of shit truck with mismatched parts and it does not run. Covered with cobwebs and dirt. The other one is an old ugly Pontiac that has seen better days. And the trash around the house!!!! That is another story. One of the panes in the front window has been broken and taped for as long as I can remember, I have NEVER seen anyone clean a window and there is so much trash you can't get a car in the garage. There are rusted sheds in the backyard, a patio cover that looks like it was made of popsicle sticks and dead trees. Half the landscaping is gone, the house is just plain ugly - like curtains that have seen much better days and trash cans out on the side of the house where you can see them. Her idea of home improvement was to put up a white cast iron mail box and then - triple UGH - to reroof the house with something that should be on a tar paper shack. And...to say that she has a shitty personality is more of a compliment considering what she is really like. Please...I will trade anyone sight unseen for their neighbor if you take the Aging Sex Queen with the Inverse Cleavage off my hands. Oh.....forgot to tell you...if you have a husband beware. The old fart-ette thinks she is irresistible to men.

    Has anyone got any wicked revenge on their crappy neighbors?
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    Why, why did I buy a house in a cul-de-sac!!!!! I want out. Why are there 3 kids in every household. There are a total of 13 kids in the very small 5 house cul-de-sac in a mid/upper class neighborhood. I've only been here for 11 months, but I'm going crazy.
    These damn, worthless, waste of space have absolutely NO respect for adults or property. They play in the middle of the circle at all times of the day when school is out. I really don't have a problem with this, but they way they play is so fucking annoying. They leave skid marks with their motorized scooter on purpose, they damage landscaping, and play in everyone's lawn. These little shits have huge backyards they can play in, but apparrently they get bored quickly and like to play with other people's person property.
    I don't leave any of our cars out as they do as they please with them. If they are in the way during their baseball game, oh well it's only a dent.
    I can't stand the "gangsta" attitude of these kids either. I live in the fuckin' Midwest and our "major" city has less than 300,000 people. A bunch of little white suburban kids that think they are from the hood.

    Did I mention the redneck realtor neighbor...he is about the hardest person to have an adult conversation with. He is always home, guess he's not a successful realtor. He waits till everyone is out doing yard work and then rushes out to talk and talk and talk.

    The neighbors next to the redneck realtor has 3 kids, the oldest is a girl. Probably 17 - 20. Now this girl already has 2 kids...with 2 different fathers. It gets better, the 1st one has nothing to do with his kid. The 2nd, well he's in jail right now, but he is a great dad according to the middle child.

    I don't think any of my neighbors work either. I work from home at times, come home for lunch, take a day off. On all the days I stay home, at least 3 of the 5 are always there. I don't understand how they can afford houses in this neighborhood if no one works.

    Gawd, I hate this cul-de-sac. I love the neighbor itself, but I picked the worst neighbors to move next to.

    I need to go through 2 or 3 more years of this shit before I can move. I value my mental health, but I'm not about to lose money on a house. For now, I just hope I don't go crazy and accidently run all the kids down.

  • My neighbor has Turrets syndrome. She never stops yelling at her poor 12 year old son or her abused dog.

    My neighbor has a hearing problem. The tv and radio can not be turned on in her house unless she can feel the bass vibrating her brain against her skull.

    My neighbor is a slut. She might as well curl into a ball, paint herself silver and act like a door knob cause it seems like everyone in town gets a turn. I see more men come and go from that place you would not believe. Imagine what this is doing to her poor 12 year old son.

    I need help...how can i get her evicted? I am open to suggestions.