My neighbor has Turrets syndrome. She never stops yelling at her poor 12 year old son or her abused dog.

My neighbor has a hearing problem. The tv and radio can not be turned on in her house unless she can feel the bass vibrating her brain against her skull.

My neighbor is a slut. She might as well curl into a ball, paint herself silver and act like a door knob cause it seems like everyone in town gets a turn. I see more men come and go from that place you would not believe. Imagine what this is doing to her poor 12 year old son.

I need help...how can i get her evicted? I am open to suggestions.