We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I Am Supposed To Make A Son, No Matter How Many Tries It Takes

Right now I'm still embarrassed when I talk to her.

I have a man I work with, a man who has an eye for me and he's kissed me before, and he can't keep his hands to himself. When I ride in his car he keeps his hand on my knee, when he sits me in the car and puts the seat belt on me, he runs his hand across my breast. when he kisses me it's real, not fake. My eyes close when he kisses me, when he kisses me and I'm trapped in the seat, his hand goes all the way up my thigh and my legs open enough for him to touch. I know, you don't have to tell me, I'm playing with fire. He's married, he's 23 years older than me. But I can't help it. He has power over me.

Not knowing where to go, because he had been touching me and kissing me, he decided to take me to his house. I had been there before, there are times when I had to deliver a contract for him to review, or get something signed. But not back in the bedroom, and not with him taking my clothes off until I was completely naked except for my studs. I had not until then had his tongue in my vagina, I had not been eaten out by him, but I was then, on his bed, his wife's side of the bed, and he was eating me out. He undressed and was completely naked, his erection facing me, a sword of Damocles, I was going to be run through. I knew it, he knew it, it happened and I made noises trying to suppress my surprise. I turned my head to one side, to look at the picture of his wife and his kids at the beach. I closed my eyes, but I still saw the picture.

Are you ready? I heard him say. For what? and he said 'to make me a son'. He shoved deep, and came and came and came in me. over and over, until not a drop more would come out. 'Now, make me a boy, don't hold back, I want a son'. I didn't know what to say, I had never heard him mention that to me. I looked at the picture on the night stand, his wife and two daughters.

We lay there, under the gentle breeze of the fan, naked. Naked, except for my studs. I was holding his hand, don't ask me why. I heard the sound of footsteps. His wife was at the door. I tried to cover up but he kept the covers off me. She looked at me, naked. She walked around the room, not taking her eyes off of me, picking up my clothes. She folded them gently, one by one, my pants, my blouse, my bra, my panties, and set them on the chair. I tried to cover myself, but she said 'no, let me look' 'It's not often a woman can enjoy a naked woman on her bed'. She sat on the bed beside me and ran her finger up my thigh to my lips. 'Very very pretty she said. A very pretty pussy I must say. Nothing for you to be ashamed of'. And touching my nipples one and then the other one, 'and very nice tits' 'All in all a very nice looking woman, I could just look at you naked all night long'.

She got up and asked her husband how 'it went', was I fertilized? Did he do his job right. She again got on the bed, kicked off her shoes, and crawled over me on her hands and knees. Lowering her face until she was leaning against my forehead and nose, 'make us a son, no matter how many tries it takes'. And with that a little kiss on my lips. 'Don't get dressed, I never have a chance to have a naked girl in my bed'.

  • Homophobic Public Humiliation.

    When I was 12 years old I had a teacher who was pure evil.

    I had a best friend who had been best friends with me since kindergarten. We did pretty much everything together. Sleepovers were at least monthly since first grade and in the summer for a week at a time alternating homes. My parents and his parents were very happy because they could take turns being relieved of daily responsibility of watching us though that should not have been a particularly difficult job as we were both straight A students, never got in trouble and we were both very quiet introverts who spent half our time reading books and the other half talking about what we had most recently read. For all intents and purposes we were a two boy book club.

    Michael sat behind me in Math class and in front of me in Social Studies. in the seventh grade, the only two classes we had together. One day in Math class Michael put his hands on my shoulders and gave me a fifteen second massage. It felt good. He knew I had a headache. It seems it helped. This was not a sexual thing. Neither of us thought about the other in that kind of way. He told me later that his mother did that to him when he had a headache. Later after lunch in Social Studies I returned the massage, less skillfully but for about the same duration. Miss Satan caught us. Miss Satan decided that what we did was proof that we were homosexual lovers. Miss Satan then made us stand together holding hands in the front of the class and ridiculed our friendship in front of the whole class then commanded us to kiss each other on the lips while she led the entire class in songs of ridicule making heavy use of a word that begins with the letter F. She told us both that we would both fail her class for the year if we didn't demonstrate our love for each other with that 15 minute kiss. All the while the entire class screeched in joyous laughter taunting us the entire time. Then we both got an F for the day anyways.

    Every day for the rest of the school year we both got an F. We were told that if we EVER complained to either our parents or the principal or anyone else, then the video she made of us making out in front of the class while holding hands would be sent to our parents, all the school, the other teachers, the principal and would be posted on line. Every time she was alone with either of us for the rest of the school year she would call us filthy "f***ots. " She frequently taunted us about how we were going to go to hell and how Jesus hates us and on and on.

    Finally the ordeal of seventh grade was over. We both failed Social Studies class. The following year while we were both in the 8th grade one of her new crop of seventh grade social studies students committed S***ide. We heard that he too was ridiculed in a similar way. An investigation ensued. The state police got involved. They found the video of my best friend and me being forced to kiss in front of the rest of the class. She was arrested and charged with enough crimes that the seas will rise 230 feet before she gets out.

    My record and my friend's record were corrected. We were both given A's in seventh grade Social Studies class. We did end up getting an apology. We also begged them not to tell our parents. They ignored us. His parents decided to move to another town. My parents forbade me from having further contact with my best friend since kindergarten because they felt that our homosexual relationship was inappropriate. We didn't have a homosexual relationship but the video the authorities showed to my parents and Michael's parents proved to both sets of parents that we were lying. We weren't but in the end that Social Studies teacher won. My parents would not let me go to college because they were afraid I'd get AIDs from a male room mate. So I ended up going to a community college.

    I had a couple of years of counseling. As part of that I joined group therapy. In group therapy I learned I was actually bisexual when a really cute 18 year old boy kept flirting with me and I found myself attracted to him. So the very thing my parents feared would happen they ended up causing. Because honestly, I was really looking forward to going away to college with Mellissa who I had been dating for over a year but essentially my parents broke us up and well there it is. Life is complicated, so is love. But hate is worst of all.

    Daughter Is A Lesbian Because I Didn't Cum Enough In My Pregnant Wife

    Another data point for the long-running discussion about whether it's good or bad to cum inside your wife while she's pregnant.

    With my first daughter, I came inside my wife all the time. Our baby turned out completely normal.

    With my second daughter, my wife often felt sick often, so I couldn't fuck her during her pregnancy. Fast-forward a decade and a half a and bam, she's a lesbian, and a militant one, at that!

    The ONLY possible explanation is that when girl babies come into contact with semen in the womb, it interrupts a natural process and masculinizes them.

    Men, dads, take the mounting evidence seriously and as soon as you know your wife is pregnant, you start pulling out. Not at the last minute, but early. All it takes is a single sperm, to change a person's life.

  • Wife Became A Slut

    My wife was virgin when we married , I was afraid when we married she would cheat because she was a virgin and hadn’t been with anyone else, sure enough I suspected she was cheating and when i investigated I found she was having an affair with a guy at her office, he was an manager in customer service , I worked afternoons , and the guy fucked her in our family room several times , he’s been to outhouse when I’m at work , she broke it off after two months and was giving guys at the office blowjobs at lunch , so I knew this would happen , so i figured she would get over it sooner or later , so I went online and found a guy that had a big dick , he was married but his wife didn’t like sex , said his big dick hurt , I gave him information on my wife , he went to her work and met her on the elevator pretending he worked on the building , he did this every morning , it took two weeks then he got her to go to lunch with him , he ended up fucking her in the parking garage in the back seat , he recorded it and got some video , she loved his big dick , I checked her phone when shewas asleep , she told a. Friend that she didn’t find him very attractive but was in love with his dick , he continued fucking my wife in motels , my wife had no idea I paid for the rooms and sent him , one night when we had sex I said you like big dick don’t ya , she said it can only go so far in , so I said a fat dick is better hun , she said ya i guess so , the guy fucking her name was Stan , i heard the video recording the bed squeaking and my wife saying oh Stan oh Stanley , I love you cock , then her saying I’m cuming , I heard Stan grunt and cum in my wife , then he said suck my dick and he video her doing it and sent it to me , he told my wife we should let your husband watch me fuck you , my wife said no , he’s still fucking my wife , it’s been two years , we still haves ex and our sex life has inproved

    I Never Ever Thought I Would Trade Sex For Help

    I was on a city tour in Rome and when I noticed my backpack was gone, and with it my ID, passport, phone, wallet, money. I had to ask for help from a guy on the tour. And it led to sex.

    All I can say to myself is I sold myself cheap.

    But I was able to get a new passport, get money transferred to me, and get home.

  • At 19 The Men In The Warehouse Stripped Me

    I work in purchasing, 12 men and two women. The men work in the warehouse, one is the supervisor and the others warehousemen. The other woman and me we work in inhouse supply, we talk to external suppliers.

    Right after I went to work there, another Friday, it got out of hand for everyone. We went as a group to this hamburger joint out by the high way. In the back outside under a roof the guys set up a line of tables and paid the waitress to walk up and down the tables (set up like a runway) in her underwear. Dollar bills, and five and tens and twenties were stuck in her bra and panties. Hands touched her, her private parts, her behind and her tits in her bra. Calling for take off more, but she refused and strutted down the 'runway'.

    It was embarrassing for me, the other woman stood silent. I complained. I was lifted onto the table runway and the chanting began for me to 'take it off, all of it'. Some hands grabbed at my pants, and pulled them down, my shoes went one way, my pants the other way. I covered my crotch with both hands, and someone pulled my panties down from behind. My bra was picked loose and my hands lifted over my head, while the last of my panties were pulled down and gotten rid of.

    The guys were all screaming and yelling, clapping and whistling, the waitress had gotten dressed again and the other woman just looked at me. I had a tie put around my neck and I was pulled back and forth on the tables, trying not to fall, completely naked. I was so frustrated and embarrassed and begging the other woman came to my rescue. 'She's mine, leave her alone'. Lots of complaining, what did she mean I was hers? You have to be kidding, she's gay too? The other woman picked up some of my clothes and helped me dress. The waitress brought me my shoes and bra but my panties were no where to be found.

    I was kissed that afternoon in front of everyone, by the other woman. She's mine, she declared, and we walked out. In the car she told me that that will teach them. And for my safety I had better stay close to her. Don't fend off any kisses and hold her hand to cross the street. If I need a hug, come to her. If I'm past needing sexual attention, then I know to go to her.

    I wasn't bothered again by the men, the waitress and a friend did the panty walk for them. The other woman wasn't man friendly and she kept me beside her, whether just to be close to her, or because I was past needing sexual attention. I may have not liked it, but I did it. Or I may have liked and I did it. Either way I learned there is something about a woman kissing you. It's nothing to sneeze at, it's actually wonderful. Gentle wonderful wet kisses that travel from you face lips to your 'other' lips.

    He Treats Me Like A Little Kid He Calls Me His Little Baby

    Simply put, I am treated like a child. When you grow up I will tell you. I'm 26, with a college degree and job. The man that talks to me like this is member of management. It is over a situation that I learned of because of my position and he refuses to inform me. It's not that I'm curious, I am, it is that what I found out is really scary. I believe that I'm in the need to know circle.

    But he treats me like a child. I hear you, but I have to make a decision what is good for you. Don't cry little baby, come here I'll hug you. When you grow up we can talk about it, but right now you aren't mature enough to deal with it.

    We had a meeting about the issue, he was completely against me participating. Sometimes the less you know the better. Trust me, I have your interest at heart. I wasn't invited to the meeting.

    Here let me hold you, come to me now, let me hold you. Bear hug with a kiss on the forehead, see little baby sometimes you need to trust me. Now come here, here to me and let me hold you.

    When he kissed me on the mouth, because 'his little baby' needed a kiss, he pawed me, checking to see if I was grown up enough for him to hold and kiss me like this. Your a little woman aren't you, aren't you glad you have someone to love you. Come here little baby, come here and let me hug you.

    I'm not a baby, I'm small but not little. All around me the women walk without him holding them or kissing them. It is only me he wants to hold and kiss, and see if I'm a little woman already.

    At some point you give up entirely. Becoming his little baby girl, getting into his arms to hug me, letting him kiss me. Letting his hands touch me, all the parts that make you a woman. I let him prove to me that I was in safe hands, while he 'made love' to me, more like a teenager on her first date coming home with a hickey and fingered. I didn't tell him anything about my past, if he wants to believe I'm his little baby, I'm his little baby. I'm a fast learner, you mean that girls like that? Having a man's fingers in her? Oh no, don't stick that into me, oh no, I'm your little baby.

    But completely undressed, he sees that I'm a woman. Small woman, but a woman and he fits all the way in me. What's next? A real little baby? There will be one if he keeps on treating my like a little baby.

    Old Neighbor 2

    I recently posted about my old neighbor, he’s hung I’ve seen him pulling his dick on quite a few occasions now, I play with myself until I run out of cum. I’ve been waiting to see when his wife goes out so I can just go and see him, I noticed that on a Wednesday she’s gone from 9 until 4:30 of an afternoon. This was my chance to see if I could attempt him to hit on me, I was already wet from the thought so over I went I already knew he was pulling I’d been watching him for the past 20 minutes.
    I knocked on his door I only had a sun dress on nothing on underneath, my heart was racing I knocked on his door when he opened it I could see he was still half hard, I asked if he could help me with something, he looked at me and said it all depends on what you need I didn’t quite know what to say so I lifted the front of my dress, he immediately stood aside and said please come in. By now I was really wet and nervous as soon as I was in he closed the door behind me.
    He turned me around bent down kissed me and said come this way young lady, he said I know you’ve been watching me so no surprise to what we’re going to do.
    He dropped his pants I dropped to the floor and had his dick in my mouth without thinking about what else might happen.
    As soon as he was hard he laid me down got on top and pushed his hard dick into me, there was no force I was that wet he slipped in and started fucking me, balls deep. I was cumming non stop as he pounded me I was in heaven.
    After a while he announced he was going to cum but he didn’t pull out he just let me have it.
    As I laid there with his cum running out of me I asked why did he masturbate so often? He said my wife doesn’t want it anymore so I have to take care of myself.
    I looked at him and said you won’t have to take care of yourself anymore I’ll do it for you.
    Every Wednesday I’m at his place now laid on my back with his rather big dick in me and if he gets hard again I take it no questions asked.
    I would never have done this without reading the comments you posted, I just wish I could have a week or so with him without worrying about his wife being somewhere that might catch us.

    I Fear I've Caused More Than One Miscarriage

    I have a big cock so I fear I've caused a few early miscarriages with my trademark rough fucking.

    For sure I caused one fairly late miscarriage, maybe technically an abortion by that time. She had left the father and I hated him as well as the way he treated her, so I did not feel bad. Soon enough she was pregnant again, this time with my kid. She and I are not together...it would never have worked long-term...but we remain good friends.

  • The Stranger In My Life

    I grew up with a single mother, and had very little to do with my father. My paternal grandmother came through on birthdays and Christmas, but otherwise she was totally absent. We grew up without any spending money, and things like car payments and rent were always open discussions. I went to junior college, and finished an associates and went to work at this restaurant chain. The waitresses made more money, so I took up waitressing. That's where I met this man I'm going to kiss and tell about.

    I ran into him right after work at Barnes and Noble. He was looking for some book and we crossed paths in the isle. He recognized me and I had to work at remembering him. He talked to me and I wasn't able to leave, he never touched me but he captured me. I said several times that I needed to leave, but he went on and ignored me. It was then around six p.m. and he said let's go to Panera's.

    Like a dumb bunny I followed him. Everything my mother taught me about strange men was in my blind side. He offered me a ride in his car. Again, don't get in a car with a stranger, but there I was telling where I lived and everything. At my house, I still lived with my mother, my mother's car wasn't there and the lights were out. He followed me in to check that there wasn't someone waiting for me. Now this stranger was in my house and we were all alone and when he saw the panties on the floor of my bedroom he became sexual.

    He picked up a pair of my panties and held them up with his finger. He smelled them. He told me smell can give you away, women smell different when they are ovulating. He sat on the sofa and asked me to come sit down on him and make his dick happy. On his lap he asked me to give him tits, he really liked tits and he wanted to play with my tits. Topless, sitting on his lap, facing him he kissed me and felt up around my waist and bottom. He opened his shirt so I could splash my tits against him, he pulled at my panties and I had to get off of him to take them off, now I was naked. He had taken the chance to get his dick out.

    I sat on his dick like he asked me, to slide down slowly so he would enjoy it. With his dick in me, his hands on my tits, naked, my mother opened the front door. I didn't know his name. I didn't know anything about him. I had a total stranger in my mother's house and I was naked with him.

    I had to move after that, for bringing a stranger into my mother's house to have sex with. My mother carries a grudge forever, and the shaming for letting a stranger, I didn't even know his name, have sex with me. I can't explain it. Stranger danger aside, I never once felt threatened. I went along with him, step by step by step until I was sitting naked on his dick in the living room.

    He only sits in my section. He brings work people and they tip big. He tells them. I get envelopes with money and he gave me a loaner car. I sit on his lap and ride up and down while plays with my tits until he throws me off and gets on top of me. I have never had sex with any other man. He knows it and he wants it that way. I wouldn't dare let another man touch me.