We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Should I Tell My Wife

I caught my 13 yr old son having sex with his 14 yr old cousin. MALE COUSIN! They did not know I was home. I heard noises and opened the bedroom door to see my son face down on the bed as his cousin was on top fucking his asshole.
My entrance put a damper on things and they both jumped up and I got a view of their little naked asses running for the bathroom.
As you can imagine they freaked out, it was awkward. I didn't need to ask what was going on, it was kinda obvious.
Now my biggest question is whether I tell my wife or not? Anyone elase ever had something like this???

  • Surprise Photos

    I was talking to this friend that made contact with after about 20 years, I was in a motel and she said take some photos and send them to me of the scerery?.
    She replied can you send some more so I took a couple more and sent them to her and she replied nice photos wish I was there with you.
    I asked her what she meant then she said I can see you’re naked and I like what I’m seeing. I immediately checked what I’d sent and sure enough there I was if the reflection with half a hard on.
    It was about 6 months later she arrived back in Australia and she made sure we caught up, it was a great night

    Discovering I Kiss Dick, And Kiss With A Man, And Let A Man Fuck Me

    I worked for a medium sized company, with a staff of about fifty in the home office. I was 24 then, and earning my first salary. The man that ran purchasing talked to me when we met in the hall or in the bathroom. When we walked out of the office towards the train station he put his arm around me and asked me if I was up for a beer and we went to this place he knew about.

    It was dark inside and the music was from a juke box. He left me against the wall and went and got a beer for us. We stood against the wall as our eyes got used to the place, a couple of men standing at the bar, another couple sitting in a booth, and a couple of men dancing. He told me he liked this place because it was quiet and not one bothered you.

    We moved to a booth, once there I realized how small they were and he put his hand on my hand and said he had something to ask me. If I would kiss a man? I was taken aback by the question and answered that I had never thought about it. His next question was a little bit more forward, would I kiss a man's dick? To this I answered emphatically, NO. He tapped his fingers on my hand and he told me that he would definitely kiss me, and he would definitely kiss my dick.

    I held my beer mug with both hands. He moved around the booth to sit right beside me. He put his hand on my leg. And whispered at me, he could do anything a girl could do, only better. And again, if I wanted to kiss his dick.

    Now he put his arm around my shoulder and moved in close to kiss me. He insisted that I let him kiss me. Only now he was palming my dick in my pants. He was kissed me several time and I moved my face away, but he kissed me again now grabbing at my dick in my pants. A man's got to know he told me. Now he put his hand on my face and leaned over and kissed me. A man's got to know if the man he is kissing wants to kiss his dick he told me. Do you want to kiss my dick? I answered by saying I didn't know.

    I looked out at the dance floor and now the couple at the bar was dancing. He looked at me and asked if I thought that man that was leading was going to kiss dick that night? And again, did I want him to kiss my dick? And then, he moved back around and stood up and said, let's dance?

    It was a slow dance, all the dances were slow dances, and he put his arm on my shoulder so I had to put my hand on his waist. He pulled me closer and kissed me as we walked around the dance floor. That's not my belt buckle, it's my dick, forcing his hips against me. He held me in a head lock and asked me are you going to kiss my dick? Shit I don't know, I answered.

    Let's go to the bathroom and prove to me that you are man enough to suck dick. And with that he walked me to the bathroom and lowered his pants and told me to sit down and kiss his dick. I wasn't me anymore, I didn't know what happened, I kissed his dick, a small kiss on his dick. Now suck me!

    I walked out of the bathroom after leaning on the sink and he taking his time with his dick in my asshole. He kept repeating, like it? Do you want more? You must like it, and he fucked harder. After we cleaned up, I didn't realize that you had to clean up, we went back out to the dance floor and he asked the bar tender to give him two beers, one for him and another for his boyfriend.

    When we left he walked with his arm around my shoulders. Now you know, he said and went on, you do kiss dick, you take dick up your ass, you do kiss a man. And he took me home with him to spend the night.

  • I Made A Bad Decision

    I’ve had a crush on one of my friends dad ever since the first time I saw him. He’s in his 40’s and very good looking with his wife and three kids.
    A few weeks ago I stopped by their house to see if she was home but the only person home was her dad.
    We talked for a few minutes then I thought he was flirting with me so I kinda flirted back but didn’t want to make it too obvious afraid I was wrong.
    Then he started asking things like if I had a boyfriend, what I like to do, then shocked me asking if I sexually active like his daughter.
    When I told him no that I was a virgin he hesitated then asked if there was any way he could be my first.
    I was shocked but at the same time flattered so just meaning I appreciated the compliment I said that would be nice. He immediately grabbed my hand pulling me down the hall into the bedroom.
    All along I was telling him I didn’t think we should do anything but he kissed me and I melted.
    The next thing I knew we were on the bed kissing passionately then he started unbuttoning my jeans and I said ohhh Mr. S_____ but he stood up took my shoes off then pulled my jeans off.
    He took his pants off getting back in the bed ran his hand in my panties fingering me and I completely lost it.
    After he had me a complete mess he got himself out pulled my panties to the side then had sex with me. When he came in me my whole body shook. Afterwards we both agreed it had been enjoyable then I cleaned up and left.
    I was a fool not taking plan b and he got me pregnant my very first time. I haven’t let him know yet but plan to soon so we can decide what to do.

    13 Yr Old Me

    There I was, 13 years old at my older brother's house party. Had a serious crush on one of his friends for ages so when he started chatting to me I was over the moon. He said I was cute and he wanted to kiss me, I was so excited but he said not where everyone can see and took me to my room and closed the door. Pushed me up against the wall and kissed me, I was in heaven. He pulled the straps of my dress down exposing my still blossoming breasts and started playing with them and leaned in and sucked each nipple. My dress fell to the floor leaving me in just my panties, he pushed them down and put his hand between my legs and pushed a finger in me. Just then the door opened and 2 guys walked in. There I am practically naked, breasts exposed with him fingering me, thry burst out laughing. I nearly died from embarrassment.

  • Forcing My Cleaner.

    Had a homeless girl in her early 20s do cleaning every Sunday for me. She was down on her luck and needed money so when I offered her extra for favors she agreed. Couple of months of getting head and having sex with her, I kept trying for anal but she refused, no matter how much I offered her. One day I had enough, had her bent over the bed and doing her from behind and decided to try for anal. Pulled out her pussy, grabbed the lube and smeared it on her ass, she immediately knew what I wanted and said no. I pushed her head into the bed and started trying to push into her ass but she was wriggling and fighting so much I couldn't get it in. Harder I tried the harder she fought, the excitement was obviously too much for me and I blasted my load all over her bum before I could get my dick in her ass. She actually started laughing at me and moking me.
    And yup she came back and kept cleaning and having sex with me but I never tried for anal again.

    Very Confused And Embarrassed

    I’ve gotten myself in a horrible situation which has me both embarrassed and very confused.
    I’m 27 years old and been married for four years. My husband and I were having a few problems so we separated for a couple of months but with hopes of working things out. Things got better so I moved back home a week and half ago.
    However last month while we were separated I was out for an evening with a couple of girlfriends and met a nice guy who I ended up having a one night stand with.
    When my period was supposed to come this past Tuesday it didn’t. I waited until yesterday then took a pregnancy test and I’m pregnant. Of course there’s no doubt who knocked me up.
    I’m so embarrassed because my husband and I had been trying to have a baby for quite a while with no success.
    I’m sure this will be the end of our marriage but now I’m confused as to what to do about being pregnant because it was a one night stand and I have no idea how to find the guy.
    I’ve wanted a baby so bad but not like this.

    Didn't Expect A Show

    recently out of town on a business trip. In the evening went down for a few minutes in the hotel gym. Said what the heck, after a short workout grabbed a towel and stepped in the sauna. There was a dude already in there. Small talk a little then another 2 guys came in. It was kind of crowded as it was a small place.

    One of the guys spoke up and asked "anyone want a blow job"? I was a little stunned, thought he was making a joke. The guy next to me reached down and threw open his towel. The other dude immediately got down on his knees and his face went down in the guys lap. He was really sucking his cock like two feet from me. He was slurping and going at it like a pro as the guy just sat there. I guess this went on for nearly 10 minutes when the guy stiffened up and it was obvious he had shot his load in the guys mouth. He stayed on the cock until he swallowed all of it. He got up and sat back down as if nothing happened. Me and the other guy politely got up and left the sauna. Interesting show...

    First Real Orgasm.

    When I was 13 and just discovering sexuality, my older brother Rick (15) was going down on me for the first time. I had been giving him hand jobs and I guess we took it to another level. We were in the backseat of an old car dad had parked in the backyard. As Rick was licking my clit, I began to shake and when I started cumming, I actually peed myself. It wasn't a lot ,thank goodness, but I was tinkling as I was cumming that first time...Wow.

  • Feeling Guilty, Embarrassed And Very Stressed

    Recently I was out of town with other people from our company for a seminar.
    The evening before the seminar we all had dinner at a nice restaurant near our hotel. Afterwards we went back to the hotel lounge for drinks.
    While having drinks one of the younger guys from the company’s host cities and I chatted having a great conversation. After a couple of drinks we all went to our rooms.
    I got ready for bed watched TV for a while then went to bed around 10:30.
    About an hour later there was a knock on my door and when I cracked the door to see who it was it was the young guy I had chatted with.
    I’m 39 years old, married for 17 years and never had given a thought of being unfaithful. However, before giving it another thought I opened the door and let him in.
    We chatted for a few minutes with him telling me he had been attracted to me so I reminded him I was married but at the same time being very flattered.
    When he leaned over kissing me on the cheek I told him we couldn’t do anything but he put his arms around me kissing me on the mouth and I didn’t resist.
    Before long we ended up on the bed making out then I let him have unprotected sex with me.
    I’m on birth control so that wasn’t a problem but now I feel so guilty because my husband is the only person I’d ever let cum in me before that.
    Then to make matters worse when we opened the door for him to leave one of my female coworkers was walking down the hallway seeing him come out.
    She hasn’t said anything but the next day and ever since she gives me a big smile when she sees me. I am so embarrassed and stressed that she will tell others and it may get back to my husband.amoknxp